Need more non-existant Portal merchandise in your life? Oh course you do! Weep over it’s non-existence. Weep.
I want one of these now. I don’t care if it ensures that I never am able to date again, I will keep this thing on my bedside table. It is amazingly cool.
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Why are these not in mass production?! I swear to God Valve, you really need to step up your memorabilia game. Because creators like Chris Myles are giving me fan girl blue balls.
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