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Image: Lisa Turtle or Michael Jackson?
Is Lark Voorhies, or Lisa Turtle of Saved By The Bell, now the host body for The King of Pop? (Or a geisha?) (Or both?) Say no to Botox, you guys. And, while you're at it, cool it with the mime makeup. Just…no.
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Image: Kelly Bensimon’s Runaway Boobs
The newest Real Housewife from the New York cast is easily the most despised of the shiny quintuplet, which makes scoffing at her poorly-constructed east-meets-west chest a pretty easy task. Karma works in mysterious ways, like when boobs of the rich, moderately famous, and horrible are made all goopy and gelatinous.
