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Image: George R.R. Martin’s “Skin Trade” To Be Made Into A Feature Film
The Skin Trade Centers upon a female private investigator on the trail of a serial killer linked to an underground werewolf clan ruling the remains of a vibrant city devastated by a recession. (via dreadcentral.com)
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How to Make An Articulated Werewolf Mask
Style Buzz How to make a Hollywood quality werewolf for just 35 bucks. This will definitely come in handy sooner or later.
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Video: Wolf Attack!
Where are those pesky vampires when you need them? A traffic stop in Russia gets real sketchy when a pack of marauding wolves goes running by.
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Image: Taylor Lautner Was Always Ripped (Ew)
If it weren't weird enough that, at eighteen, Lautner is being touted as the hottest barely-legal hearthrob since Zac Efron, this vintage pic of the young werewolf is even more unsettling. …Unless, of course, you considered Spy Kids a sexy thriller. Then you're probs totally cool with this pic.
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Link: Taylor Lautner, Finally Legal; Fans Still Crazy
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No longer jailbait, Taylor's underage (and not so underage) fans wish him a happy birthday — YouTube style.
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Werewolf Prevention Training
Science Buzz Host David Jensen (of the “Advanced Billiards Tutorial”) presents a four part series on werewolves. Includes eating habits, how to financially support a werewolf, and inexpensive ways to feed your werewolf with friends. Or maybe friends you don't really like.
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Video: Gay Porn Star Spoofs ‘Twilight’
Gay porn star Reese Rideout (given name) (jk) spoofs Taylor Lautner's shirtless werewolf, and we can't tell if it's retarded, actually funny, or a little bit of both. At 1:26, our question is answered. Well done, gay porn star.
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Image: Awkwardly Suggestive Werewolf Lighter
This lighter is offensive to indigenous people, wolves, banana hammocks and smokers alike. Though I think this may be the perfect gift for that Twilight fan in your life.
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Image: Three Werewolf New Moon T-Shirt
Oh ho ho, you thought we were done with either of these? No. If you prefer your (underage) Lautner without memes, you can go ogle his Rolling Stone Cover here. I'm undecided.
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Video: Cougar Makes Video Tribute To 17-Year-Old Taylor Lautner
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!
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