CULTURE BUZZ: Home tattooing kit for kids. It’ll be a true wonder if your kid doesn’t turn out like Cory Kennedy. The younguns these days are reading books about gay penguins, fondling dildo-shaped aquapets, and now giving each other tattoos with the GR8 TaT2 Maker.

The Best Links:

1. “Tats for Tots”
2. Your Child Will Become Drug-Addled And/Or A Prostitute Anyway
3. Kids Pre-Disposed for Meathead-dom
4. Tattoos Seem Less Cool When 8-Year-Olds Have Them
5. Oh, The Innocence of Youth
6. Turn Your White Trash Ragamuffin Nephews Into Artists This Christmas
7. Kind of Like Playing “Doctor” or “House”
8. For The Sk8trBoi in Your Life