For Obamaphiles and sushi lovers who've read Bottomfeeder : spam sushi!

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Strange tales from the U.K. of people surviving while eating only one thing for years.

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1. The 15-year-old Who Actually Gets Sick if She Doesn’t Eat French Fries
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A hot dog wrapped in ground beef then deep-fried, topped with chili, cheese, grilled onions, and served in a hoagie roll.

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6. Luther Burger and Hamdog Pictures!!!!!

A Georgia senator named Doug Stoner wants to ban the sale of marijuana-flavored candy.

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1. “There’s actually a marijuana-flavored candy? Seriously?”
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5. Adventures in Irony: The Guy Who Wants to Ban Candy Is Named Doug Stoner??
6. Stoner Helps Ban Sale Of Weed Candy

Michelin-starred techno-chef Heston Blumenthal OBE wins an award for splicing together grapes and cocoa beans to create chocolate wine.

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1. My Bottle of Chocolate Orange Wine
2. Blumenthal Lauded for Chocolate Wine
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British ice cream truck now serves a cone stuffed with mashed potatoes, peas, and sausage alongside its regular ice cream offerings.

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5. The Opposite of Drooling: Think About Eating One on a Hot Summer’s Day

How do Japanese women manage to look so good? Easy! By drinking pig placenta!

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2. Buy It! (If You Can Read Japanese)
3. “Is This Pig Placenta? Tastes Like Dolphin…”
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6. Tastes Like…Peach…

An eatery in China that specializes in preparing penis and testicles.

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1. Funny/Gross Video of a Correspondent from Current TV (Al Gore’s Channel) Eating at the Restaurant
2. People Eat Animal Penises. Get Over It
3. Yes, This is an Actual Story
4. Apparently, Women Shouldn’t Eat Testicles
5. Mmm, Dog Penis With Plum Garnish!
6. A Wide Variety of Penises: “We try the water-buffalo penis first, in thin shavings”
7. The BBC Goes to the Penis Restaurant: “Is yak a particularly fine penis?”

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, but why limit yourself to green beer?

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Lollipops now come in intriguing flavors like marijuana, absinthe, and maple bacon.

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7. Tequila Lollipoop with Worm
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9. Maple Bacon Lollipop

Two great tastes that go great together.

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1. “The sweet treats are neither muffin nor donut, but something in between”
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5. Are Muffin Donuts Logically Impossible?
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Warning: These foods may kill you.

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5. Deep Fried Cheeseburger
6. Bacon? Check. Doughnut? Check. Egg? Oh, Yes. It’s a Burger
7. The Incredible General Tso’s Philly Cheesesteak
8. Junior’s Latke Sandwich
9. Liverpate and Banana Sandwich
10. Behold the Luther Burger
11. The Luther Burger Taste Test
12. The Primanti’s Fried Egg And Fries Sandwich
13. The Fried Burger
14. Behold the Big MacChicken
15. The Bacon And Eggs With Donut Buns Burger

Cheese and shrimp stuffed crusts, mayo, cream cheese and corn are some of the delightful combinations awaiting you on pizza combinations from Korea to Hong Kong.

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1. As an American in Korea, I Only Eat Domino’s
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Kraft announces “Bagel-Fuls,” frozen bagels that come filled with cream cheese.

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1. “Who is asking for this product?”
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Innovative fast food technology let’s you hold soda and chicken nuggets in one container.

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1. “The Col-Pop makes me sort of proud to be Korean”
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4. Watch a Video of The Col-Pop Revealed
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6. Video Of The Future of Fast Food
7. Greatest Fast Food Invention Ever

The Pickle Sickle is just that: A pickle in frozen popsicle form.

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The title sort of tells you everything you need to know.

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1. Taste Test: Cheeseburger In A Can!
2. Thanks, Germany!
3. I Can Has Cheeseburger? [Excellent Close Ups]
4. Cheese Burger in a Can!
5. I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?
6. They Only Ship Inside the E.U.!! Damn Canned Cheeseburgers…
7. Just Boil Water, Toss in Can, Cook for a Minute and Pop It Open. Delish!
8. Why? “More pleasure, less weight to carry, and more time for other things.”
9. This is the Best of Times, This is the Worst of Times
10. The German Product Page: “Nur 3,95 Euro / Dose!”

New York Times reports on a new taste sensation: pickles brined in Kool-Aid and vinegar.

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6. I didn’t even know they still made Kool-Aid
7. Funniest Food Article Ever from the “New York Times”
8. This Could Be the Worst Thing to Happen to Pickles