The question to ask here is not “why?” but “how did this man survive an entire flight with two live pigeons stuffed down his pants?”
Celebrity Buzz That scar on Tina Fey's left cheek? It is the result of a random slashing in Fey's front yard when she was 5 years old. WTF? I thought that slashing was only something that happened in S.E. Hinton books. And to Liz Lemon, in hallucinations.
Culture Buzz Three Texas cheerleaders are this week's victims of the Ex-Lax Crackdown. Not only are laxative pranks now considered a crime, but you can even be charged as an accessory, simply for helping your daughter give cookies to her teacher. The lesson here is: stick to Saran Wrap for your bathroom-prank needs.