Fei Fei's owner bought him wraparound sunglasses as a joke, but now the hottest sh*t on four legs refuses to take them off! And yet, no mention is made of the fact that the newest local celebrity is carrying around water bottles with his mouth. That's just f*cked up.
Friend and Awl Business Manager David Cho turned this “Weird Animal News Report” into a meditation on the human spirit. But seriously, there is a blackbird flying around San Francisco just raining hate on people. Look out.