If You Tune Down Taylor Swift She Sounds Exactly Like Fun.
This is really weird and great and horrible. (via ascarforeverysmile.tumblr.com)
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A Guy In Spain Dreamed The Pope Would Be Named Francis A Month Ago
Not only that, he also dreamed that Benedict would step down. Almost two weeks before Benedict resigned! Ah!
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Amsterdam’s Oldest Prostitutes Retire After 50 Years (And 355,000 Customers)
Louise and Martine Fokkens, Amsterdam’s famous 70-year-old twin prostitutes, are finally calling it quits. It’s the end of an era!
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Carl’s Jr. Capitalizes On New Pope With Weirdest Tweets Ever
Yes, the white smoke is definitely from hamburgers.
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Everything You Are Missing By Not Following James Franco On Instagram
For starters, the doll version of himself that he carries around everywhere. And oh so much more.
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Charmin’s Social Media Team Is Obsessed With Poop
They seriously can’t stop posting about pooping.
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The 19 Most Ridiculous Looks Justin Bieber’s Ever Rocked
In honor of his 19th birthday.
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This Massive Ketchup Truck Crash Looks Like A Murder Scene
But it’s not blood! Just gallons and gallons of wasted ketchup! Phew! But also, very sad because wasted ketchup.
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Panda Hotel In China Does Not Have Actual Pandas, Just Creepy Guy In Panda Costume
Would you spend $80 a night to stay in a panda hotel? Yes, the answer is yes. Of course, you would.
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Dog Shoots Man With Unloaded Gun
Yes, you read that correctly.
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North Carolina Fashion Show Turns Into Full-On Riot
Police are currently investigating a YouTube video of a Charlotte neighborhood fashion show for members of the gay and transgender community that turned into a massive brawl.
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17 Of The Weirdest, Most Terrifying Mannequins Ever Created
Why. WHY WERE THEY GIVEN LIFE.
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The Brief But Mysterious Saga Of Shia LaBeouf Dropping Out Of “Orphans”
Shia LeBeouf was supposed to make his Broadway debut in a show called Orphans this spring, but has pulled out of the production and posted several personal emails about the matter to his Twitter account.
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Apparently Billy Corgan Is Doing Local Furniture Ads Now?
Billy Corgan shows off his excellent acting (and wrestling) ability in this totally weird ad for a local Chicago furniture retailer.
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Horrifying “Scooby-Doo” Performance On Fox News
Warning: This is hard to watch.
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Woman Is Addicted To Stinging Herself With Bees
Get ready to feel super uncomfortable on the next episode of My Strange Addiction.
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The “Chubby Checker” App Does Not Amuse Chubby Checker (Because It Measures Penises)
“Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there member is?” And that’s how you get sued by a pop icon.
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This Week On "Parks And Rec": Pawnee Just Gets Weirder
“Kill all birds.” Our favorite minor characters stole the show this week, here are some of their best moments.
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Wearing Women’s Panties On Your Face Is All The Rage In Japan
It’s called “Panty Face” and involves schoolgirls wearing women’s underwear on their faces. That’s it really. (via en.rocketnews24.com)
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20 Wonderfully Bizarre Guests From The "Jerry Springer Show"
Jerry Springer turns 69 today (insert rude joke here). After twenty years of hosting his own show, he has truly seen it all.
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Florida Woman Finds An Owl Inside The Grille Of Her SUV
Don’t worry, the owl’s okay!
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There Is A European Sauna Race Every Year And It Looks Amazing
Six hundred people in Otepaa, Estonia, got together on Sunday to race from sauna to sauna in below-freezing temperatures. [WARNING: a photo of two butts and some photos of very pasty looking people in bathing suits.]
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How To Get A Miniature Pony For Free
Florida truly is the greatest state of all!
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8 Of The Most Amazingly Absurd Hats Owned By Dr. Seuss
He was the real Cat in the Hat! He also had a secret hat closet, no joke.
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This Dog Has A Man Face
Alright, don’t freak out, but this poodle/shih tzu mix named Tonik totally has the face of a man.
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There Really Is A Dating Site For Everyone
They say there’s someone out there for everyone. That may or may not be true, but this Valentine’s Day, there’s definitely a dating site or two for you.
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Jennifer Lawrence Discussed Her Uneven Boobs And Personality Traits On TV Last Night
She appeared on both Jimmy Kimmel Live and Piers Morgan Tonight and here’s what happened.
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The Internet Reacts To Alicia Keys Being The New Creative Director Of Blackberry
Alicia Keys is on fireeeeeeeee. Sorry, had to.
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Half-Naked Photos, Pot-Smoking Tweets Get Teacher Suspended
Carly McKinney, a first-year 10th-grade math teacher, has been put on administrative leave after a local news station discovered tweets containing revealing photos of her and bragging about bringing marijuana to school.
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25 Random Things You Can Get For Free On Craigslist Right Now
As of the posting of this article, these are all available on Craigslist for free. All you have to do is go get them.
