Frankly, we’re a little scared of the answers. Inspired by this Reddit thread.
“I was sure that it was just for nude pictures…”
*My son, Webster
This is important.
Follow your dreams.
Beard Envy… it’s a real thing.
Some knowledge is best left unknown—like what the ‘M’ is in a PB&M sandwich.
Like wear it as a waterproof sock.
But that’s why we love them.
Online: Reblog pictures of fancy decor. IRL: Haven’t dusted in weeks.
…And this is what 30-year-olds have to say about that!
You beautifully weird and pervertedly charming place.
No more counting on your fingers!
Can I please speak with your manager?
Neopia was a little effed up, TBH.
Never search “sexy milk.”
They’re hiding in plain sight.
I’m sick of the back-and-forth, people — it has to stop!
“A small comment in a short period of time can stick with you.”
If life is weighing you down and you’re missing more shots than usual, this is for you.
From cock blenders to titty stores… what will Japan think of next?
“What’s a label, ya know?”
Show us the good stuff.
Don’t be that person.
Or, why you shouldn’t mess with the metal music world.
“I think that was a Viagra commercial?”
They’re just like us. They do what they want.
Life Is Basically Unlivable.