Okay, so it's not exactly “real,” but the morbidly obese vegan inside of us is officially converting. Who are we kidding? White Castle's gonna make this a reality any day now.
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!
Forever a piece of Hollywood lore, this photo allegedly features Brando giving some mouthlove to Wally Cox, his former roommate and longtime friend. Openly bisexual Brando saw his first wife use the photo as evidence of “perversity” in a custody battle, which Tila Tequila would likely picket today. Because she's totally bi, you guys.
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A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?
A kid in England drew a giant penis on the top of his parents' mansion after watching a documentary about Google Earth, hoping the satellites would pick up footage of the giant ween. Bigger dick: the kid or the one of the roof?
Culture Buzz The porno mag “for women” (read: gay men) is ending publication after 35 years. Now where will women go to get their porn fix? Oh, that’s right - the same places gay men go for theirs. And it all comes full circle.
Movie Buzz Jason Segel’s genitals make a masterful debut in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which is being touted as representing a new comfort with onscreen male nudity. If only there were a flaccid penis or two in Norbit, we might have actually enjoyed ourselves!