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TV Buzz I didn't even realize they could show this kind of thing on TV. Apparently, they can: on the latest episode of “Joan & Melissa,” Joan and her friend Lynne picked up some medicinal marijuana, a bong, and ended up having to call for help due to extreme highness — all while the cameras rolled.
Politics Buzz Let's all hope that marijuana humor is a major part of Mitt's strategy for tonight's debate in Florida.
Celebrity Buzz Well, it's official: Rihanna is officially my new favorite pop star. Here she is posing, laughing, and generally not giving a fuck as the paparazzi photograph her while she's “waken and baken.”
Culture Buzz A soon-to-be classic carol from Garfunkel and Oates. And that's Doug Benson as paranoid, high-as-shit Santa.
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TSA agents write the darndest notes! Hopefully if this is legit that employee remains anonymous lest he lose his job.
Celebrity Buzz It's high times for Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. The duo will soon appear in the movie “Mac & Devin Go to High School,” and the video “Smokin' On,” which they recorded for the soundtrack. Below are stills from the set of the sticky icky music video.
Culture Buzz Considering the fact that ciggies and booze are two of the most deadly and addictives substances in the world, this could be a pretty good thing. (via rawstory.com)
Celebrity Buzz No, it's not a creepy Photoshop from the darkest bowels of a slash fiction forum, it's the shoot for Miley's campaign with NOH8. NOH8 is a marriage equality and gay rights organization. Good for her.
Or so Smiley says at her birthday party last week. We just wanna know what that Bob Marley cake looks like!
Culture Buzz Aaaand, your childhood is ruined. (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz That 9-year-old daughter is gonna be so mad when she finds out someone nabbed her stash! Also, this may have been a terrible idea.
Tech Buzz You've probably already seen how Apple's new virtual assistant sometimes says some unexpected things. So what happens when she gets high?
Don't smoke weed unless you want to become the next Carl Sagan. This comic by Rob Arthur highlights some contributions to science and the arts made by potheads.
At least it is on Twitter. Netflix announced they are spinning off its DVD service and branding it as “Qwikster,” but apparently forgot to check Twitter and see if someone was already using that name. Personally, I don't think you could have done any better of a job in selecting a Netflix…or sorry, a Qwikster mascot than a pot blazing Elmo that hates sloppy seconds. Now you'll be mailing out pot AND DVDs, yes? Another bold marketing move from Netflix.
Celebrity Buzz The new tell-all from Joe McGinniss—The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin—isn't even out yet, but the skeeziest bits are already oozing into the media septic tank. Here are the tabloidiest allegations leveled at Sarah and Todd Palin from The National Enquirer's report on the book.
Celebrity Buzz Woof! I'm sure if he had seen this he wouldn't have even though of messing with Kat.
Culture Buzz A libertarian Republican seeking his party's nomination for president and one of the most liberal members of the Democratic caucus seek to decriminalize marijuana at the federal level. Probably won't get out of committee, however.
Politics Buzz Jon Stewart recaps the unedited, less Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown version of his chat with Chris Wallace of Fox News on Sunday.
Culture Buzz A blue-ribbon commission on international drug policy, including former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan and billionaire Richard Branson, says that the “War on Drugs” has been lost. The prestigious panel recommends decriminalizing marijuana and shifting enforcement emphasis to treatment rather than incarceration.
Culture Buzz Yup. One Mr. John David Hall of Port St. Lucie, Florida was recently arrested for an outstanding warrant. He was taken to the station and officers conducted a routine search of Mr. Hall's person. And now we turn it over to the police report.
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