A photo of a wedding cake made with avocado, edamame, wasabi, raw salmon, tuna and roe. Topped with wasabi icing and drizzled in soy sauce, it still sounds…kind of unappetizing.

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1. Giant Photo, Plus Recipe!
2. Cake that Just Looks Like Sushi

CULTURE BUZZ: From the guy behind Overheard in New York, it’s a site where you can predict whether married couples will stay together. This is something I do sometimes while perusing the weddings section of The New York Times when I feel too lazy to read about stuff like culture and the Iraq War. Now you can do it online!

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1. “A Delightfully Despicable Site” - Submit a Couple of Your Choice!
2. Wedding Betting - The Official Site
3. “My girlfriends and I do this while we are out people watching.”
4. This Is A Weird Idea for a Website

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married Monday in a quiet ceremony at the Beverly Hills court house. The couple, who met on the set of Fantastic Four, dressed casually and there were no guests present. They are expecting daughter this summer.

The Best Links:

1. Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Are Married
2. Jessica Alba Gets Married to Cash Warren! -
3. Sorry, guys: Jessica Alba’s a married woman
4. Pregnant Alba, Boyfriend Warren Marry
5. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Got Married!
6. Breaking Betrothals: They Are Astrologically Compatable

CELEBRITY BUZZ: At the taping of the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” yesterday, Ellen announces that she plans to marry Portia de Rossi now that the gay marriage ban has been lifted. Cynthia Nixon also plans to marry her lesbian partner. Hopefully this means that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are next, because that would make an amazing season of Newlyweds.

The Best Links:

1. Jenna Hager to Ellen: Use Our Ranch for Your Wedding
2. “Here’s What You Get For Allowing Gay Marriage in the State With All Those Famous People”
3. Watch the Announcement
4. Portia Is a Step Up from That Crazy Broke Anne Heche
5. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
6. They’re Perfect for One Another!
7. Ellen DeGeneres & Cynthia Nixon Talk Marriage
8. Announcement Gets Standing Ovation
9. Finding Vendors for Your Lesbian Wedding
10. Finding a Lesbian Wedding Dress
11. How to Plan a Jewish Lesbian Wedding

CULTURE BUZZ: President Bush is in the news once again, but only because his daughter’s getting married in Texas. We wonder what kind of nickname he’s given his soon-to-be son-in-law.

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1. ‘Twas a “Low-Key” Wedding
2. “George W. Bush to Gain Son, Jenna Bush to Lose Her Virginity”
3. Mechanical Bush Shows Excitement by Extending Thumb, Writing Checks
4. Bush: “They’re Letting Me Spend Money”
5. Hager Should Fit in Well With This Family
6. No David Lauren at WASPy Bush Wedding
7. Check Out the Commemorative Goods!
8. It’ll Be a Texas-Style Affair

TECH BUZZ: Cat 5 ethernet rings are $175 and fit together perfectly for nerding, happily ever after. A reminder that no matter what, the rough times during your marriage won’t be anything a little software upgrade or patch won’t fix. For us cynics, it’s also a reminder that in relationships, it’s easy to get pwned.

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1. Buy the Jacked—Cat 5 Compliant Wedding Set on Etsy
2. Cat 5 Wedding Rings Help Nerdy Couples Express Love
3. What Kind of Woman Would Tolerate a Wedding Ring that Doubles as Electronic Hardware??
4. Geeky Girls Don’t Do Diamonds
5. Programmer Proposes by Hacking into his Girlfriend’s Favourite Video Game
6. I’m not THAT nerdy!

STYLE BUZZ: Brides these days want to show off their bodies in sexier, more fashion-forward gowns. We love the idea of a Like a Virgin style wedding, complete with white fishnets and lots of writhing around on the dancefloor.

The Best Links:

1. A Sexy Gallery of Sexy Gowns
2. Cultural Trend: An Update on the Virginal, Traditional Wedding Dress
3. New York Times: New Dresses Are More Vamp than Virgin
4. Whoa. This Wedding Dress Consists of a Halter Top and Boyshorts???
5. Your New Wedding Dress Is a Negligee
6. Workout for Your Wedding Gown
7. Tips for Finding the Perfect Sexy Wedding Gown
8. Does Your Groom Really Need to See You in a Slutty Wedding Dress?
9. Photo of Mariah Carey in a Slutty Wedding Dress
10. Slutty Wedding Gowns - to Wear Or Not to Wear? Discuss!