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Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com)
Oh, wait… This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen.
Culture Buzz Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn't have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston.
A man proudly displays his yeasty offering. Baker's dozen? More like baker's eighteen! Heyo!
Michael Jordan has an encounter with a giant inflatable penis at a celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.
Tech Buzz Name your penis, get a certificate. It’s that easy! The rules state that names must not be vulgur or contain swear words. Maybe I should just go with one of those gutbusting Trust Me, I’m A Doctor tee shirts. (Get it? Because I’m not actually a doctor, but if my shirt says so, you’ll let me touch your private parts.)
