50 Dogs And Cats Who Did Their Civic Duty Today
I didn’t think non-human animals could vote but I must have been misinformed – and these guys have the stickers to prove it.
I didn’t think non-human animals could vote but I must have been misinformed – and these guys have the stickers to prove it.
Florida Governor Rick Scott has embarked on an extensive effort to purge individuals from Florida’s voter list, Think Progress reported. 1,638 people in Florida received letters informing them that they are ineligible to vote.
Voters like Marilyn Overbeek are more focused on abortion than anything else, don’t expect candidates to fix the economy, and just want a good Christian in office. “The other ones are kind of wishy-washy.”
Forty-four percent of Americans still don’t know what Mitt Romney’s actual first name is. Do you?
Panicky voters want a president, rather than a legislator in chief, to assure them during difficult times, according to an influential Washington Democrat.
In continuing Minnesota Senate Recount Madness, the Canvassing Board deemed “Lizard People” to be a real person, while a ballot for Brett Favre was judged a fake vote. This would be even funnier if the Lizard People didn’t take a vote away from Franken, but still. Democracy at work!
Ann Nixon Cooper is the 106-year old woman Barack Obama mentioned in his presidential victory speech. Anyone over 100 who says things like “I ain’t got time to die” is cool as beans in my book. Here’s to another 106 years, Ann! Yes, you can. Read More ›
You mean you really, really can’t make a choice? David Sedaris sums up the feelings of many when he says the choice is as stark as the one between airline chicken and a platter of shit sprinkled with broken glass. Make up your minds here, people. Read More ›