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  • Brett Favre vs. Lizard People

    In continuing Minnesota Senate Recount Madness, the Canvassing Board deemed “Lizard People” to be a real person, while a ballot for Brett Favre was judged a fake vote. This would be even funnier if the Lizard People didn’t take a vote away from Franken, but still. Democracy at work!

    Amanda Dobbins 5 years ago respond

  • Ann Nixon Cooper

    Ann Nixon Cooper is the 106-year old woman Barack Obama mentioned in his presidential victory speech. Anyone over 100 who says things like “I ain’t got time to die” is cool as beans in my book. Here’s to another 106 years, Ann! Yes, you can. Read More ›

    Brian Ries 5 years ago respond

  • Hating Undecided Voters

    You mean you really, really can’t make a choice? David Sedaris sums up the feelings of many when he says the choice is as stark as the one between airline chicken and a platter of shit sprinkled with broken glass. Make up your minds here, people. Read More ›

    Scott Lamb 5 years ago respond