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vodka
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Diddy's Awkward Bartender
Celebrity Buzz I don't even want to think about what would have happened if he spilled it.
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Link: The Time Russia Ran Out Of Vodka
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/122143
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But was the rum gone? It turns out a nation-wide hangover was small price to pay for peace in Europe.
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Man Drinks A Bottle Of Absolut Vodka In 15 Seconds
Culture Buzz YouTuber Shoenice22 downs a whole bottle of vodka in 15 seconds flat. Real or fake? Dumb or really dumb? You decide!
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Tank Girl-Inspired Vodka
Culture Buzz Absolut Vodka has commissioned the co-creator of both “Tank Girl” and the Gorillaz, Jamie Hewlitt, to design the new limited edition London bottle. It turned out pretty great, but I think there's a severe lack of Booga present. (via boingboing.net)
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Link: Blogger Actually Does The Tampon-Vodka Thing
http://gothamist.com/2011/11/22/shameless_blogger_actuall...
For journalism! By now, the entire internet knows about that vodka-soaked tampon insertion thing that teenage girls (and, uh, guys) are supposedly doing to get drunk without actually drinking.
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Anti-Semitic Vodka Billboard Torn Down
Culture Buzz The Wodka Vodka company removed this billboard, put up earlier this week in New York City, after a very predictable public outcry. Oh, wait…I just got it! Jews are cheap! Ha ha ha ha! Unless you're one of those people who are offended by hurtful stereotypes that should be denounced by everyone, I don't see what the big deal was.
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Peanut Butter Flavored Vodka
Culture Buzz “NutLiquor” is 69-proof and supposedly tastes “like the center of a peanut butter cup.” For some reason I highly doubt that. (via laughingsquid.com)
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Image: Diddy May Have A Drinking Problem
“One screwdriver, hold the orange juice.” Diddy seems to have confused swagger with cirrhosis.
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Hell-Squirrel Vodka
Food Buzz Russia is awesome.The Russian Health Ministry launched a PSA campaign last year warning of the dangers of alcohol psychosis. The star was a tormented rodent by the name of Hell-Squirrel. A smart ass distillery has, of course, made a line of high-proof vodka featuring the anti-drinking mascot.
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Image: Chemistry Of A Bloody Mary
An analytic chemist broke down the hundreds of flavor compounds in a Bloody Mary, presented here in convenient chart form. Although they occasionally use clinical, scientific jargon that might go over your head, such as “sinus-clearing.”
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Image: Welcome To Russia
If Dostoyevski got drunk on antifreeze with Tarkovsky and made a porno starring Gogol and Rasputin, that would be really cool, but it still wouldn't explain this photo.
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The 7 Most Efficient Ways To Ingest Vodka
Food Buzz If you are looking to get drunk fast, and don't mind incredible pain, permanent bodily injury, or sticking things in your butt, there are a lot of great new ways to ingest vodka. Here are some of the best ways to get vodka from the bottle into your body.
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Image: Vodka Gun
Grown-ups who still get their jollies playing Manhunt: we've found your weapon of choice. It's called murder by alcoholism.
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Image: Teddy Bear For Single Men
The Teddy's packing a punch. Vodka? Check. Lighter? Check. Condoms? Yup. Rope? Er, wait a minute, I don't want to play any more.
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Drunk High Jumper
Sports Buzz Ivan Ukhov was totally hammered on Vodka Red Bulls at last week’s Athletissima high jumping meet. After his jump attempt in which he executed a running flop onto the mat, league officials are demanding an explanation.
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Get Drunk With Dre
Food Buzz Dr. Dre introduces “Aftermath Cognac” and a line of flavored and unflavored sparkling vodkas. Bump the G Funk and start tuning up those hydraulics cuz Dre’s juice is slotted to hit stores this Fall. In a fun and clever twist, the booze is scheduled to coincide with the release of his new album Detox. Cute, right?
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Skittles Vodka
Food Buzz Just separate the skittles by color, add to vodka, let the alcohol absorb the color, and drain for candy-colored vodka. Taste the rainbow! Especially if you have any plans for getting gaysted this Valentine's Day.
