I’m also wrong, apparently, because according to this photo, Justin Bieber was having a damn good time. Video of the Year winner (w00t!!) Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand were seated in front of Bieber in the audience and posing for what would have been a totally dece photo for the couple’s fireplace mantel or a bedroom dresser… until Justin Bieber PHOTOBOMBED the hell out of it!
I wish I could say that Lady Gaga showed up to last night’s Video Music Awards wearing a pantsuit made of raw bacon. Or that Kanye West b*tch-slapped Justin Bieber. But sadly, we got none of that. The show was an anticlimactic montage of bad pop music (with the exception of Adele) interspersed with a few especially dumb moments.
What does Madonna’s VMA performance have to with a cat? Not much, but everything has to do with cats when you blatantly get a cat involved. Which is why we — the same people who brought you dogs dressed like Cher and Lady Gaga — now have an adorable cat performing “Like A Virgin.”