ABANDON ALL HOPE.
ABANDON ALL HOPE.
“We’re having a rocket in space later on this year; if you get a rocket in space, gaming is a simpler problem.”
And he absolutely killed it.
Including the most gloriously entertaining airline safety video ever, everything you need to know about the cuttlefish, and the ultimate test of who’s better at doing stuff: drunk adults or regular babies.
Finally, a reason to be excited about in-flight cabin pressure.
The Girls creator was once a 19-year-old virgin who wrote to a Time Out New York columnist for sex advice.
Plus a 19-year-old Lena Dunham’s letter to a sex columnist, 15 gloriously cheesy Breaking Bad knock-knock jokes, and a new problem called SLEEP TEXTING.
French kissing your BFFs for “practice” is totally cool, you guys. WARNING: NSFW language.
And, yes, Reince Preibus is a 40-year-old. This unintentional subliminal messaging by the video backdrop may prove to be a problem as the convention moves forward. This is exactly how the photo appears on the Getty wire services. No alteration on our part whatsoever.
Good for her! Pam Shaw is a septuagenarian cabaret singer from England who, despite performing since the ’60s under the name The Sexational Pam, has never quite found the time to hook up with a decent bloke. Now she’s finally ready to move beyond snogging. Better late than never!
“Success Kid” sticks it to Richard Branson.
Richard Branson announced today that Ashton Kutcher will be the Virgin Galatic’s 500th passenger. Kelso in space!
Spoiler alert: I mean, it is kinda the first thing you think of as soon as Captain America’s credits roll. View Image ›
At 27 she told the world she was waiting till marriage. Less than a year later, Elna Baker changed her mind. .
A recent show by artist Soasig Chamaillard, collecting her Virgin Mary statues redone as pop culture pastiche, triggered an anti-cute crusade in France. How you could be offended by something as sacriliciously adorable as the My Little Pony Virgin Centaur, Baby Jesus only knows. View List ›
Be careful when opening overhead bins, as children may have shifted during the flight.
How to be humiliated by your parents on Facebook. View Image ›
All of Virgin’s remaining U.S. Megastores will shutdown and liquidate this summer. The sad news is, this isn’t even an issue of the music industry dying or anything like that. The property owners just want to make more money on rent than Virgin would pay. Quite the virginity auction, if you ask me. Read More ›