The detention letter sent to a student punished for his “blatant disregard” for the authority of his stupid teacher. This started circulating on the Internet in 2006 and we are just doing our part to keep it going.
An actual scan of a newspaper advice column about how to deal with a godson whose loves “scouting out camel toads” at the pool. This is a classic email forward from 2005 but it is never too late to get high huffing Camel Toad.