Celebrity Buzz Tiny set, tall people, little dogs, plugs, and vibrators. That progression is hard to beat. Well played, Joel. (via teamcoco.com)
Celebrity Buzz Sister of Jake and dead girlfriend of Bruce (spoiler), here's Maggie Gyllenhaal talking about her collection of vibrators. She's starring in the new movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator to treat women's mental health. Yeesh. I don't even share intimate feelings with my friends.
Culture Buzz This Cincinnati woman was pulled over for overly tinted windows. While searching the car, police found crack, a crack pipe and… Well, we'll just let the police report inform you in that hilariously dry, matter-of-fact fashion that make police reports the deadpan comedy geniuses of the official document world. She was, uh, “driving a stick.”
Celebrity Buzz Actress Renee Ostead in a series of dirty photos. Who is Renee Olstead exactly? Apparently a star of The Secret Life of an American Teenager. Regardless, having joined the prestigious Teen Starlets From Wholesome Youth Programming Taking Filthy Cell Phone Pictures Of Themselves Club, she's famous now. Even NSFWer photos over at I Heart Chaos.
The Solar Bullet, an eco-friendly marital aid to help you “get off (literally) on saving the planet.” The windmill-powered vibrator was deemed too conspicuous and the nuclear-powered vibrator was labeled by the Pentagon to be a threat to national security.
A “March of Time” newsreel visits the cutting-edge female slenderizing salon of 1945. It looks like a steampunk S&M dungeon.
Culture Buzz Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you're squeamish about “marital aids,” do not proceed.
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/11/08/happy-national-sex-to...
The gifts that truly keep on giving.
Online retailer NewEgg.com has the perfect gift for people who have sort of a weird relationship with their mom. If this is still too pricey, you can always give her a handmade coupon for 1 free erotic massage.
Stupid Inventions brings you their latest invention, The Popcorn Sorter. All you'll need is a pasta strainer and an old sex toy.