Culture Buzz Every Spring, England hosts the Chip Shop Awards, advertising “creativity without limits.” You want to know why ad creatives (Draper) are perceived as heartless bastards? Take a peek.
Culture Buzz Here's a PSA designed to tell senior citizens that they, too, should be using condoms. No one should let a hip replacement surgery stop them from boning.
Celebrity Buzz In fact, as this sign indicates, he fancies his vim and vigor are at peak levels. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Bon Jovi.
Culture Buzz Meanwhile, in Russia. Viktor Jasinski, 28, was an unsuspecting burglar who was simply trying to go about his daily burgling in Meshchovsk, Russia when he walked into a hair salon with the intention of robbing it. Salon owner Olga Jazac, 32, was having none of that. We'll let The Daily Mail explain what happened next.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/matthew-wade-douglas-jr...
If you have to make a prank call, don't prank call 911.
Culture Buzz Meet Neil Lansing, an inmate in Sarasota, Florida who was found to be hiding a condom containing 30 items inside his rectum. Here's a list of everything in his anal bindle. Exact brands are unknown, so the photos are embellishments.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/arousing_success_for_l...
People are willing to pay $800 for a boner.
Student chefs in Colombia have created a new desert made of passion fruit and Viagra. Apparently women are most excited by it. “They eat slowly, savoring every little spoonful. They take very small portions and after a few minutes begin to smile and confess that they feel delicious little tickles.”
Use our image tool to make your own Via — er, Giavra — advertisement. Sez Jonah: “The product is so good but the ads are so bad. Would be great to fix it.”
An interactive Viagra advertisement lets you truly contribute to the ED experience.
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The Washington Post is reporting that the CIA has been giving Viagra to Afghan warlords and chieftains as part of a series of “novel incentives” to cooperate. Apparently, the advantage is that giving the pills is less conspicuous than cash and not as dangerous as guns.
Pfizer is suing a man who was caught driving through Manhattan with a big, fake missile emblazoned with the words “Viva Viagra.” Self-proclaimed “crazy redneck Jew” Arye Sachs proudly touted, “I’m not only a defendant, I’m a customer.” (No, he really did.)
Science Buzz Move over Viagra. A Chinese herbal remedy called “horny goat weed” might be the new, natural way for men to get it up, with less side effects than taking the little blue pill. If you need a constant supply, you can even grow horny goat weed in your own backyard! Just don’t smoke it.
Science Buzz In a recent study, scientists contend that watermelon, that iconic staple of summer fare, possesses ingredients that have Viagra-like effects on blood vessels and libido. Ever the natural enhancer, watermelon possesses a long list of healthful ingredients, including lycopene, beta carotene, and, a new one, citrulline. While its benefits are not organ specific like it’s smaller and bluer friend, watermelon can still treat, and possibly prevent, erectile dysfunction through significantly increasing blood flow. So that explains why I saw that huge line of middle-aged men waiting for produce.