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Velociraptor Found
I don't recommend velociraptors as pets: they're notoriously hard to handle also they're stupid poopy heads. Ha, zing! Seriously, they suck.
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Video: How to Get 5 Million People to Read Your Website
Matthew Inman (the creative genius behind The Oatmeal) recently gave a fantastic presentation for Ignite on how to create viral media. This is a must watch for all BuzzFeed users. Great advice, very funny stuff. Via.
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Image: Beware Of Velociraptors
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband. They're back from extinction and making sure you keep your grubby little feet off of the soil. Obviously, this is just a ploy to get rid of pesky hipsters, am I right?
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Image: What Your Fingernail Length Says About You
Good to know there is only one small step from coke fiend to velociraptor. I predict CVS will soon see an unusual spike in the sales of nail files.
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Image: Elvis Raptor
Elvis Raptor, like Jesus Raptor before it, is an attempt to make raptors cool again. Not gonna happen guys, not while I'm around.
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Image: Velociraptor Home Security
Do you have a velociraptor contingency plan? You might be cleaning up, home alone after a party when a velociraptor decides to open your backdoor with its nasty claw and screw around in your kitchen. That ADT guy can't help you now!
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Link: Bubleraptor
http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/
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Michael Buble being stalked by a velociraptor. I really don't know what else there is to say about it.
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Image: If Dinosaurs Were Around Today…
The production staff of Phroth, Penn State's Humor Magazine came up with some hilarious ways dinosaurs would fit into society if they were still around today. Click through the image below for more of our ideas or submit yours below!
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Image: Sinornithosaurus
New dinosaur, you guys! According to new fossils, the Sinornithosaurus was a turkey-sized raptor with grooved fangs that delivered venom so he could eat his prey alive.
