I can has cheezburger? No.
Are you sure you’re getting enough protein?
Don Redman, a Jacksonville, Florida councilman, who was also A VEGETARIAN FOR 35 YEARS, decided to eat a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich because he wanted to support family values. 35 YEARS!!!!
A survey of single people found that a third of meat-eaters won’t date a vegetarian, and pretty much everybody hates having someone else order for them.
This did not go exactly as expected. You probably shouldn’t hire this cat if you’re looking for a good mouser. View List ›
Okay, so it’s not exactly “real,” but the morbidly obese vegan inside of us is officially converting. Who are we kidding? White Castle’s gonna make this a reality any day now. View Image ›
Looks like somebody’s sticking their neck where it doesn’t belong. Considering the slim chances of finding a vegetarian dinner party, it seems this fella has hit the jackpot. Grab a seat, big guy (or, like, a neck rest?). View Image ›
The pop singer rescued a bunny from a homeless man, who, upon being asked what he was planning on doing with the animal, claimed he would “probably eat it.” The animal rights activist and vegetarian also slipped the hobo a cool $100 before telling him to go buy himself a squirrel burger or two (one of those things is made up). Read More ›
The Belgian city of Ghent is to become the first in the world to “go vegetarian” at least once a week.
PETA has launched a campaign to re-brand fish as “sea kittens” to raise awareness that they, like everyone else in George Bush’s America, feel fear and pain. Still no word on what happens to cat fish.
A suggested zinger for the smug eaters in your life. Confidential to Vegans That I Know: I’m not talking about you. You’re never smug! View Image ›