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Sh*t Vegans Say
Culture Buzz The sh*tstorm continues. This time the victim is some weird subsect of vegans who actually consider Skinny Bitch to be their bible.
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Why Vegans Are Screwed
Culture Buzz …if bit by a snake. So take that, vegans! You're one step closer to being as frustrating as Christian scientists.
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Image: What Vegans Eat
You learn something new every day (about vegans). I'm going to be honest here and say that the primary purpose of this post is to make vegans feel smug and non-vegans feel angry about vegans. Which is pretty much the normal state of affairs anyway, so. (via @joelrama)
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Image: Alien Races: Vegans
Found in a copy of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol. 1 from 1983. I sit across from a vegan and can confirm the bits about cowardliness and radiating anti-gravitons. (Jack also bears an uncanny resemblance to this Vegan.)
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Image: How To Spot A Vegan
Like clockwork. This has been around before, so try to think of it as an annual PSA.
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Video: A Vegan Response To Epic Meal Time
These guys see your disgusting meat creations, Epic Meal Time, and raise you several pounds of tofu, acres of seaweed, and gallons of soy sauce. Your move, pussies.
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Image: Vegans Are Living a Lie
A list of the plethora of products created from the body parts of cattle. Isn't it fun to point out the hypocrisy of others? Although now we all have to live with the fact that guitar strings are made from the internal organs of cattle.
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Image: Foot-Wide Hot Dog
Okay, so it's not exactly “real,” but the morbidly obese vegan inside of us is officially converting. Who are we kidding? White Castle's gonna make this a reality any day now.
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Image: Giant Croc Dog Bed
The Sasquatch pet bed is designed like a giant Croc, making it the perfect gift for your favorite four-legged elderly lesbian. Don't be surprised if your pup starts demanding vegan kibble. That's just what happens when you SLEEP IN A GIANT CROC.
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Image: Vegan? Carnivore?
A found gem from passiveagressivenotes.com. Courtesy of Julie in Eugene. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ] Eating hot dogs makes you emotionally superior.
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Vegan Before 6
Food Buzz Mark Bittman's meat-lite strategy is pretty self-explanatory: be a vegan until 6. I only learned about this at lunch the other day (while scarfing down a burger) but it seems fairly doable. And you get to call yourself a VB6, which is like MI6, which is therefore cool.
