CULTURE BUZZ: The Casa Diablo, newly opened in Portland, Oregon, claims to be the world’s first vegan strip club — there’s no meat, eggs or dairy on the menu. Because we know you go to strip clubs for the ethics, right?

The Best Links:

1. Lots of Sizzle (But No Steak) at Vegan Strip Club
2. It’s Not a Joke! Owner Hopes This “Exposes” People to Veganism
3. “Boobs With a Side of Soy” (See Pics of Vegetarian Strippers!)
4. More Portland Politically-Correct Bullsh*t
5. “Tofu and titties, oh my!”
6. No One Goes to a Strip Club to Eat
7. Watch the News Report
8. Vegan Strippers Not as Sexy as Regular Strippers
9. MySpace.com - Casa Diablo on MySpace - All the Strippers Are In the Top Friends Section!

FOOD BUZZ: Heather Mills McCartney, an adamant vegan, urges you to drink milk from rats and dogs to help save the planet. Heather Mills’ latest bizarre rant is now making vegans look like crackpots. As if they didn’t already have a hard enough time being represented by Fiona Apple and Moby.

The Best Links:

1. Heather Mills Tells Others How They Should Be Drinking Milk
2. Heather Mills Needs Something to Put in Her Coffee
3. Heather Mills Gets Rat Milk Idea from a Simpsons Character
4. “You can milk anything with nipples.”
5. Logistically Speaking, Rat Milk Production Scope Too Small for Average Bowl of Lucky Charms
6. What Gore hath wrought
7. Heather Mills Thinks Cow Milk Lattes Are “Mad”
8. Is Heather Trying To Embarrass Paul?

CULTURE BUZZ: Vegansexuals are vegans who won’t have sex with meat-eaters. If you are what you eat, vegansexuals don’t want your meat.

The Best Links:

1. Lifestyles Of The Poor And Senseless: The Truth About Vegansexuals
2. Wait, Was Frankenstein A Carnivore?
3. So vegans don’t want to have sex with carnivores. Is this really such a surprise?
4. “When people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals”
5. A Win/Win Situation For Meat Eaters
6. Having Sex With Vegetables
7. “Once you start looking at people as the afterproduct of their diet, I don’t think the libido is going to benefit”
8. Hey, Baby, What Do You Like On Your Pizza?

FOOD BUZZ: What started out as a vegan cooking show is now a series of DIY recipe books. Hola, herbivores. Stop eating so much Quorn and concentrate on what your diet really needs - more cupcakes! Follow up with a good old-fashioned pillow fight and hopefully you won’t become a fatty.

The Best Links:

1. Listening to Camera Obscura while Baking Cupcakes Makes Them More Delicious
2. The Post Punk Kitchen Does Thanksgiving
3. Episodes Available on Google Video
4. Julia Child for Punk Rock Vegans
5. Clip from the Show
6. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World
7. Food Network Should Consider Picking Up this Cable Access Show

FOOD BUZZ: European brand of fake meat. Fake meat that’s made in a giant vat of space-age fungus isn’t just for hippie vegetarians! Americans still seem to think science in their food is creepy, but at 80 calories per serving with a healthy dose of protein, it’s kind of the perfect diet food.

The Best Links:

1. Warning: Stop Eating if You Go into Convulsions While Consuming
2. Realistic Chicken Photos on Quorn Website “Hypnotic”
3. Calorie Restriction Diet Means Eating Non-Food-Like Substance
4. Not The Same Fungus As Say, Athlete’s Foot Fungus or Yeast Infection Fungus
5. An “Alien Race” of Food
6. Gardenburger Accuses Quorn of Unmushroomness
7. Vegetarian Wishes Quorn Tasted More Like Bacon
8. Unchickenlike, Yet So Versatile and Tasty
9. Americans Queasy About Science in Their Food