And a bunch of other hilariously weird stuff.
Not only that, he also dreamed that Benedict would step down. Almost two weeks before Benedict resigned! Ah!
Visitors take photos with their phones and tablets of Pope Francis as he speaks from the central balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican.
Catholic women put on a demonstration during the conclave.
Yes, the white smoke is definitely from hamburgers.
Mostly though, he’s promoting a gambling website.
WARNING: This post is not for religious people!
How to talk about the papal conclave in a way that won’t annoy Catholics.
“One thing that we’ve learned in our trips to Rome in recent days, and weeks, and years is, they have the most annoying sirens on planet earth.”
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Just kidding.
The Vatican spent $30 million buying much of the property that surrounds Europa Multiclub, Europe’s largest gay bathhouse.
With gay rumors and rumored gay priests twirling about, this Vatican-edition of “Let’s Have a Kiki” is right on time. And because no one should ever kiki alone, here are some other parodies of the Scissor Sisters hit.
Pope says resigning is “not for my good but for the good of the church,” Reuters reports.
Reports of gay priests being blackmailed by male prostitutes are “unverified, unverifiable or completely false,” the Vatican said.
Because if he’s not, I’d like someone to explain how the hell he ended up in this Raphael painting at the Vatican.
Him? Fortunately, our prayers will be answered shortly.
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