Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!

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We don't really follow Twilight , but we do follow adult vampires dressed like Count Chocula. Someone dress up Taylor Lautner as Teen Wolf, stat!

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According the the “experts” at Wikipedia, It would appear that of all the terrible and monstrous vampires in history, Count Chocula has the fewest weaknesses. This implies that he is the strongest vampire ever, you've been warned.

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Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparis...

Comparison of vampire traits from Euorpean folklore and myth to modern fiction.

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Lindsay Lohan is apparently just as obsessed with True Blood as we all are. So much so, that she and her friends had a vampire party. You weren't invited. Oh man, celebrities are just like US!

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1. Lindsay Lohan (sevinnyne6126) on Twitter

The trailer for Ethan Hawke's new sci-fi/vampire movie came out today. OMG!!! No shrieking teens or emo-blood-letting? I actually want to see this.

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FINALLY! A clever vampire mashup mixes the witty world of Buffy with the sappy dramatics of Twilight, because you know Buffy wouldn't take the creepy Edward Cullen stalking. Note to Twilight fans: don't hurt me!

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What can I say, I think the Trueblood advertising campaigns are clever. Also stabbing the undead in the heart seems pretty bad ass. :) [ via ]

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Holy crap, Videogum just struck gold. I can't even tell you how many plot arcs and twists are crammed into this two minutes of glory. God, vampires, rhythmic gymnastics, a drowning chick…I will never watch inspirational dance movies in the same way again.

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1. Thank You, Lindsay at Videogum.

Brilliant overseas marketing campaign for HBO's Trueblood .

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Someone took the vampire craze a little too far?

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: The young actress will “sink her teeth” (like a vampire, which is a joke) into a role in the sequel to tween sensation Twilight . To be honest, we were so gunning for Pepsi Girl .

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1. Dakota Looks Toward “New Moon”
2. “We’re Pretty Sure She’ll Have Kristin Stewart’s Role by the Time Drew Barrymore Directs the Third Film”
3. Is Twilight Beneath Dakota’s Dignity?

Link: http://www.newscientist.com/article/m...

Archeologists discovered the skeleton of a vampire in a mass grave of Venetian plague victims. Evil blood-sucking vampires like this woman were buried with bricks in their mouths, because in the Middle Ages people believed vampires spread the plague by eating their own shrouds after they died. Which is gross.

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1. A picture of the grave
2. Black Plague “Vampire Skull” Found in Venice
3. Stonehenge Found Under Lake Michigan
4. Lost City of Atlantis Found on Google Earth
5. Vampire Killing Kit [PIC]
6. Monsters and Myths: vampire discovered in mass grave
7. Vampire Found in Plague Mass Grave in Venice

Lesbian Vampire Killers is the best movie of 2009. I am aware that 2009 has not started yet and there will likely be several other films released over the course of the year, but…honestly, what could go wrong with a great premise like this? Might as well just hand over the Oscar for Best Picture now.

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1. The official website explains the film’s complex premise in comic book form
2. Lesbian Vampire Killer Trailer Delivers The Lipsticked-And-Fanged Goods
3. Cinematical explains: “Killers of lesbian vampires, not vampire killers who are lesbians”
4. Arrival of Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer Bolsters Our Hopes for a Truly Outstanding 2009

Let the Colbert Report writers whisk you away on a magical journey of forbidden vampire love, in this clever little spoof of True Blood and Twilight . But once you go bat, you never go back. Keep your girlfriends close.

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2. Colbert Writers Make A Twilight/True Blood Parody
3. Once You Go Bat
4. True Blood on BuzzFeed

POLITICS BUZZ: Take a quiz that determines which candidate you should vote for come November. Well, looks like I’ll be pulling the lever for Obama. And, also, I’m a “vegan vampire” .

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1. Play Match-o-Matic 2
2. “You’re… Obvs Voting, Right? Because You’re Not Dumb.”
3. What Kind of Vampire Are You?

FOOD BUZZ: The ‘synthetic blood nourishment beverage’ from HBO’s anticipated True Blood is being marketed through a clever viral campaign. I have no idea what is actually in this beverage but it will be available in type 0, A, B, and AB. Tru Blood will join ranks with such fictional beverages as Idiocracy’s Brawndo and Tropic Thunder’s Booty Sweat .

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1. Tru Blood
2. I Got a Sample of Tru Blood in the Mail
3. Tru Blood Beverage
4. BloodCopy » About

It’s amazing how, with the assistance of Photoshop, famous pretty ladies can so quickly go from glamour to goblin. Seriously, who would’ve guessed Marisa Tomei could ever look like an extra from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ? (Thanks, Hurty Elbow !)

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TV BUZZ: A new HBO show about vampires in Louisiana is produced by Alan Ball of Six Feet Under fame and stars Anna Paquin. It won’t be out until the fall, but TV viewers in Buffy withdrawal are already buzzing about it. We just hope that by the time this series comes out, vampires won’t be totally tired and passe. (See Vampire Weekend , teen vampire lit .)

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1. Missing Buffy? Here’s the Show that Just Might Bring HBO Back from the Dead
2. An Interview with Charlaine Harris, Author of the Southern Vampire Mysteries the Show Is Based On
3. Anna Paquin Shedding Pounds for Vampire Role?
4. Trying to Find Everything I Can about This Show!
5. “The Soundtrack Will Be Swampy, Bluesy and Spooky”
6. “True Blood” on IMDB - Get Cast Details
7. New Blood for HBO?
8. Alexander Skarsgard Gets Recurring Role in Vampire Drama Series