BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "vampires" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:30:37 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Audi's Hot Vampire Super Bowl Commercial http://www.buzzfeed.com/aggregate/vampire-party-52hj What happens when a vamp brings an Audi S7 to the party?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/aggregate/vampire-party-52hj Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:32:08 -0500 <b>What happens when a vamp brings an Audi S7 to the party?</b> aggregate nonadult Anne Rice On Sparkly Vampires http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/11/23/anne-rice-on-sparkly-vampires-twilight-true-blood-and-werewolves.html

This is pretty hilarious. According to Rice, her vampires would “…feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun” and “would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high-school over and over again in a small town.”

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]]> http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/11/23/anne-rice-on-sparkly-vampires-twilight-true-blood-and-werewolves.html Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:17:10 -0500 <b>This is pretty hilarious.</b> According to Rice, her vampires would "...feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun" and "would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high-school over and over again in a small town." thedailybeast nonadult The 12 Most Famous (And Infamous) Vampires http://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/the-most-most-famous-and-infamous-vampires-bhd Ben Douglass did up this fun art of a bunch of your favorite (and least favorite) vampires. I can say I do know who each of these are. Do you? (via The Uniblog )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/the-most-most-famous-and-infamous-vampires-bhd Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:02:07 -0400 <b><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ben_douglass/">Ben Douglass</a> did up this fun art of a bunch of your favorite (and least favorite) vampires.</b> I can say I do know who each of these are. Do you? (via <a href="http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/?p=13260">The Uniblog</a>) theuniblogger nonadult Vampire Attacks Helpless Geriatric http://www.buzzfeed.com/snarkvictory/vampire-attacks-helpless-geriatric-3zgp A 22-year-old transient attacked an elderly, wheelchair-bound man in a Hooters parking lot in Florida yesterday, telling him “I am a vampire, I am going to eat you,” before ripping bite-sized chunks out of his face and arm. The Smoking Gun reports that when questioned by the police, “she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.” I'm going to point the finger of blame at Stephanie Meyer. This kind of shit never went down when Anne Rice was around.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/snarkvictory/vampire-attacks-helpless-geriatric-3zgp Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:02:08 -0400 <b>A 22-year-old transient attacked an elderly, wheelchair-bound man in a Hooters parking lot in Florida yesterday, telling him "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you," before ripping bite-sized chunks out of his face and arm. </b> <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/female-vampire-bites-old-man-876543">The Smoking Gun</a> reports that when questioned by the police, "she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles." I&#39;m going to point the finger of blame at Stephanie Meyer. This kind of shit never went down when Anne Rice was around. snarkvictory nonadult Juan Of The Dead: A Cuban Zombie Movie http://www.buzzfeed.com/dreidelhustler/juan-of-the-dead-a-cuban-zombie-movie-6zr

The trailer for the scare comedy Juan of the Dead promises “a new revolution is about to break out.”

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dreidelhustler/juan-of-the-dead-a-cuban-zombie-movie-6zr Mon, 11 Jul 2011 02:02:13 -0400 The trailer for the scare comedy Juan of the Dead promises "a new revolution is about to break out." dreidelhustler adult Blood Type Perfume http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/blood-type-perfume Why smell like bacon when you can smell like your blood type? “Blood Concept” is an Italian brand trying to bottle the essence of A, B, AB, and O type blood. Vampires dream come true!

  1. My blood type brings all the vampires to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!"

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/blood-type-perfume Wed, 13 Apr 2011 11:26:48 -0400 <b>Why smell like <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/bacon-perfume-looks-ridiculous">bacon</a> when you can smell like your blood type?</b> "Blood Concept" is an Italian brand trying to bottle the essence of A, B, AB, and O type blood. Vampires dream come true! ashleybaccam nonadult Vampire VS Wells Fargo http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/vampire-vs-wells-fargo-dj0

Today will forever go down in history as the day a Vampire turned the tides on the war against banks.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/vampire-vs-wells-fargo-dj0 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:02:11 -0500 Today will forever go down in history as the day a Vampire turned the tides on the war against banks. dinoi nonadult Ten Antique Vampire Killing Kits http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomerobo/ten-antique-vampire-killing-kits-23kj Garlic, stakes, crosses, silver bullets, and more.. The superstitious and the wealthy used these specialized kits to defend themselves from both Vampires and Twilight fans alike. ( Via )

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomerobo/ten-antique-vampire-killing-kits-23kj Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:02:11 -0500 <b>Garlic, stakes, crosses, silver bullets, and more..</b> The superstitious and the wealthy used these specialized kits to defend themselves from both Vampires and Twilight fans alike. (<a href="http://awesomerobo.blogspot.com">Via</a>) awesomerobo adult Top 14 Vampire Flicks http://www.buzzfeed.com/culturebrats/top-14-vampire-flicks-1xdq Getting ready for Halloween horror movie marathons? We ranked the 14 best vampire flicks. Did your favorite make the list? Check it out below! To see the Top 5, click here .

  1. 14. Let The Right One In

  2. 13. 30 Days Of Night

  3. 12. From Dusk Till Dawn

  4. 11. Shadow Of The Vampire

  5. 10. Vampire's Kiss

  6. 9. Buffy The Vampire Slayer

  7. 8. Near Dark

  8. 7. Underworld

  9. 6. Salem's Lot

  10. What is your favorite vampire movie? To view our top five, click here.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/culturebrats/top-14-vampire-flicks-1xdq Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:02:05 -0400 <b>Getting ready for Halloween horror movie marathons? We ranked the 14 best vampire flicks.</b> Did your favorite make the list? Check it out below! To see the Top 5, <b><a href="http://www.culturebrats.com/2010/10/top-14-vampire-flicks.html">click here</a></b>. culturebrats nonadult Fangs For The Mammaries http://www.buzzfeed.com/ilikeaskinnytie/fangs-for-the-mammaries-1q6y Erotic vampire novels: The next Twilight ?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ilikeaskinnytie/fangs-for-the-mammaries-1q6y Thu, 19 Aug 2010 02:02:03 -0400 Erotic vampire novels: The next <i>Twilight</i>? ilikeaskinnytie adult Adopt A Vampire! http://www.buzzfeed.com/allyw/adopt-a-vampire-xl8

I'd probably adopt Robert Pattinson, not going to lie, even if he is pale, pasty, and sparkles in the sunlight.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/allyw/adopt-a-vampire-xl8 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:02:54 -0400 I&#39;d probably adopt Robert Pattinson, not going to lie, even if he is pale, pasty, and sparkles in the sunlight. allyw adult Vampires Suck Trailer http://www.buzzfeed.com/eduardoleon/vampires-suck-trailer-ga9

This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don't know which is worse, this movie or Twilight.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eduardoleon/vampires-suck-trailer-ga9 Tue, 13 Jul 2010 00:02:03 -0400 <b>This is the trailer from the new movie "Vampire Suck".</b> I don&#39;t know which is worse, this movie or Twilight. eduardoleon adult Twilight for Guys (NSFW) http://www.buzzfeed.com/besi/twilight-for-guys-nsfw-thx

There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/besi/twilight-for-guys-nsfw-thx Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:02:03 -0400 <b> There&#39;s a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer. </b> besi adult Let Me In Trailer http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/let-me-in-trailer

The trailer for the faithful American remake of the Swedish vampire movie, Let The Right One In .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/let-me-in-trailer Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:24:38 -0400 The trailer for the faithful American remake of the Swedish vampire movie, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJUgsZ56vQ"><i>Let The Right One In</i></a>. awesomer nonadult Vampire Fight http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/vampire-fight Forget “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob.”

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/vampire-fight Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:18:41 -0500 Forget "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob." awesomer nonadult Twilight Body Pillows http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/twilight-body-pillows Never cry yourself to sleep again with these awesome, huggable vampire Robert Pattinson body pillows. This is almost exactly like sleeping with an actual vampire Robert Pattinson if vampire Robert Pattinson was made of cotton, down, and pure, unrelenting desperation instead of manflesh. Go Team Edward!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/twilight-body-pillows Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:58:46 -0500 <b>Never cry yourself to sleep again with these awesome, huggable vampire Robert Pattinson body pillows.</b> This is almost exactly like sleeping with an actual vampire Robert Pattinson if vampire Robert Pattinson was made of cotton, down, and pure, unrelenting desperation instead of manflesh. Go Team Edward! expresident nonadult Bros Talk Twilight http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bros-talk-twilight

When one of your bros is on Team Jacob, you know it's time to have a bro talk. And if it gets violent? Well, that's what being a bro is all about.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bros-talk-twilight Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:03:18 -0500 When one of your bros is on Team Jacob, you know it&#39;s time to have a bro talk. And if it gets violent? Well, that&#39;s what being a bro is all about. expresident nonadult Ultimate Food Chain http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/ultimate-food-chain Humanity isn't at the top of this pyramid.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/ultimate-food-chain Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:32:07 -0500 Humanity isn&#39;t at the top of this pyramid. scott nonadult Vampire Intervention http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/vampire-intervention

Skyler Stone invites some Twilight super-fans to an exclusive premiere of New Moon, but instead gives them a last minute lesson on what is and what isn't a vampire.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/vampire-intervention Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:52:23 -0500 <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/skylerstone">Skyler Stone</a> invites some Twilight super-fans to an exclusive premiere of New Moon, but instead gives them a last minute lesson on what is and what isn&#39;t a vampire. awesomer nonadult Cougar Makes Video Tribute To 17-Year-Old Taylor Lautner http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/cougar-makes-video-tribute-to-17-year-old-taylor-l-26q

Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/cougar-makes-video-tribute-to-17-year-old-taylor-l-26q Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:02:45 -0500 Not that Taylor Lautner isn&#39;t supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading "Is he legal yet???" scrawled across a teenager&#39;s abs. eliot nonadult