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This is pretty hilarious. According to Rice, her vampires would “…feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun” and “would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high-school over and over again in a small town.”
Ben Douglass did up this fun art of a bunch of your favorite (and least favorite) vampires. I can say I do know who each of these are. Do you? (via The Uniblog)
A 22-year-old transient attacked an elderly, wheelchair-bound man in a Hooters parking lot in Florida yesterday, telling him “I am a vampire, I am going to eat you,” before ripping bite-sized chunks out of his face and arm. The Smoking Gun reports that when questioned by the police, “she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.” I'm going to point the finger of blame at Stephanie Meyer. This kind of shit never went down when Anne Rice was around. (via thesmokinggun.com)
Vampires are all the rage these days, with zombie and werewolves hot at their heels. We broke down a carefully chosen set of onscreen vampires to see just where some of our more recent and classic favorites fall. (via hollywood.com)
Culture Buzz It has begun. The Breaking Dawn panel isn't until 11:15am PST on Thursday, but that hasn't stopped these Twihards from getting in line today. Just repeat after me: It'll all be over by Thursday afternoon. It'll all be over by Thursday afternoon.
The trailer for the scare comedy Juan of the Dead promises “a new revolution is about to break out.” Though no word on a U.S.release date yet. (via slashfilm.com)
Style Buzz Why smell like bacon when you can smell like your blood type? “Blood Concept” is an Italian brand trying to bottle the essence of A, B, AB, and O type blood. Vampires dream come true!
Today will forever go down in history as the day a Vampire turned the tides on the war against banks.
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Such stylish blood-sucking ghouls.
Culture Buzz Garlic, stakes, crosses, silver bullets, and more.. The superstitious and the wealthy used these specialized kits to defend themselves from both Vampires and Twilight fans alike. (Via)
Baron Von Goolo has a lot to say about racial stereotyping.
Movie Buzz Getting ready for Halloween horror movie marathons? We ranked the 14 best vampire flicks. Did your favorite make the list? Check it out below! To see the Top 5, click here.
In his ongoing quest to capture the attention of District 9 director, Neill Blomkamp, concept artist Doug Williams has uploaded this drawing of a vampire-ified Charlie Brown to his blog. I like where he's going with this. Vampire Lucy and Snoopy next, please!!
Erotic vampire novels: The next Twilight? [Ed. note: I'm waiting for the movie to come out. But I will be there on opening night. This can't be any worse than Twilight.] (Via.)
I'd probably adopt Robert Pattinson, not going to lie, even if he is pale, pasty, and sparkles in the sunlight.
This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don't know which is worse, this movie or Twilight.
There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.
The trailer for the faithful American remake of the Swedish vampire movie, Let The Right One In. The remake stars Kodi Smit-McPhee (from The Road) and Chloe Moretz (from Kick-Ass) and is directed by Cloverfield director, Matt Reeves and it will be everything that a vampire movie should be.
I Kissed A Vampire mixes the auto-tuned pop music and choreography of Glee and High School Musical with the melodramatic allure of Twilight's vampires and love triangles. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but…at least the Twilight movies had the decency to be books first. Via ONTD.
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