One of Google's #1 trends yesterday was Olive Garden. Someone had a good Valentine's Day!

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Hopefully it's not too late to get one more love story in under the radar before we're all sick and tired of this Valentine's business. Here's a sweet little tale courtesy of that doubtless played itself out in one form or another many times over the course of today.

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Link: http://deadflowerflorist.com/products...

They'll admit that it's a practical joke, but isn't the joke really that you would spend $20 on dead flowers?

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This looks like it was written on the mirror by someone's crazy stalker.

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With a little help from the ACME Heart Maker , a wonderfully awkward collection of candy hearts. Make your own and share them with the one you love (Buzzfeed, duh.)

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The Best Links:

1. Hearts by Zembla
2. ACME Heart Maker

Going by how much money you have and how much you care, this chart should help clarify what to do for your Valentine. Head's up: If you've been fishing with her dad, it's not good news. Don't click through.

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The Best Links:

1. Valentine’s Day Ideas Chart
2. The Chart (Full Size)

Yes, it's supposed to be shaped like a heart for Valentine's Day, but I guess cynicism wins at Papa John's. God, this really makes me hungry for pizza, which is sad. I need to go get lunch.

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The Best Links:

1. Via Consumerist

STYLE BUZZ: Just in time for Valentine's Day, the 'Hug Me' Pillow is on sale! Long a favorite pillow of solo snugglers, the Hug Me pillow is currently going for half-off it's usual price of $45. Act now, or forever sleep alone!

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The Best Links:

1. Hug Me Pillow on Overstock
2. Creepy ‘Hug Me Pillow’ is on sale!
3. Hug Me Pillow Relieves The Loneliness Until Morning

This should be a Valentine's Day card.

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CULTURE BUZZ: A soft, squeezable pillow with the pulse of a beating heart inside of it. Unlike the Boyfriend Pillow , which you would probably want to stuff away into your closet when company comes over, this designy pillow actually looks cute and modern.

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The Best Links:

1. The Official Website
2. The Science and Artistry Behind the Beating Heart Pillow
3. Excellent Example of an Actually Successful Tech-savvy Entrepreneurial Business
4. Get Ready for V-Day with The Amazing Beating Heart Pillow
5. Great for Kids Who Need a Little Extra Comfort Falling Asleep Alone
6. Meet Yury, The Inventor

CULTURE BUZZ: Find out more about ethical and fair-trade flowers for Valentine’s Day. If you met your Valentine off one of those eco-dating websites , some ethical flowers should take you to the next level of “soulmate.”

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The Best Links:

1. Help Support Plantlife Using Adopt-a-flower
2. Ethical Valentines Day Gifts
3. “Tell Supermarkets to Stock Eco-Certified Flowers!”
4. Flower Workers Inundated by Chemicals, Must Wear Protective Clothing
5. Buy Ethical Flowers for Valentines Day
6. Don’t Forget Ethical Chocolates, And Other Ways to Green Your V-Day
7. Flowers Flown from African Have a Smaller Carbon Footprint than Those from Europe
8. Large Supermarkets Now Offering Fairtrade and Organic Flowers

CULTURE BUZZ: When you care enough to be ironic, send the very best. If you’re still casting about for inappropriate cards to send your co-workers, we’ve got you covered.

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The Best Links:

1. NYLON is Doing This Thing Where They Write Love Letters to Objects Or People They Don’t Know.
2. Some Ecards - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. Whimsy Cards and Gifts Ain’t Bad
4. The Lolita Card Sends a Complex Message
5. Scientist Valentines - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. A Kinda-Precious, Kinda-Moving Valentine From Post Secret

STYLE BUZZ: Valentine’s Day gifts for the bitter, lonely, and depressed. Single on Valentine’s Day? No will to live? Show off the hate in your heart with some anti-Valentine’s Day accessories. (Unfortunately, the idea to start a suicide blog was already taken.)

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The Best Links:

1. Bittersweets Hearts Emblazoned with Lines Like “PEAKED AT 17” and “TABLE FOR 1”
2. Funny Online Greetings for Work Boredom: “Our Love Is Forever, Unless You Get Fat”
3. If Valentine’s Day Cards Were Honest … ROFL
4. Anti-Valentine’s Day Cross-Stitching
5. Love Is Lame Shirt
6. Etsy Valentines: Anti-Valentine’s Day Edition
7. Broken Heart Badges: Wear Your Broken Heart On Your Sleeve, Literally
8. Vosges Flaming Chocolate Hearts
9. I Hate Valentines Day T-Shirts
10. Valentines Gone Wild
11. Cupid Voodoo Doll
12. Smiths Lyrics on a Card For Your Depressed Valentine
13. 14 Valentine’s Day Gifts Guaranteed to Not Get You Laid

CULTURE BUZZ: A giant body pillow with a foam arm that simulates cuddling. Make someone cry this Valentine’s Day (out of self-pity and dejection). It makes the perfect gift for that single girl in your life.

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The Best Links:

1. Buy It for $19.95
2. My First Week With Brendan, My “Boyfriend Pillow”
3. Pillow Designed for the Single Girl in Need of Some Manly Comfort
4. Don’t Forget the Girlfriend Pillow! Now With Old Lady Meth Hands!
5. Makes a Hilarious Gift for Your Pathetic Single Friend
6. The Husband Pillow Dates Back to Ancient Egyptian Times
7. “Feel the Embrace of a Real Man Without the Snoring”
8. “If you thought the Boyfriend Pillow weird, then wait till you see the Missing Husband Pillow”
9. Just Another Weird Japanese Invention

MUSIC BUZZ: A roundup of what people are/should be listening to today. Mine includes Will Oldham and the Magnetic Fields. Send us your playlist , whether it’s pathetic or cheesy, and we’ll link to it.

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The Best Links:

1. Three Songs with Heart (but not the band Heart)
2. Winning entry of Salon’s Valentine’s Day Playlist Contest (Comes with MP3s)
3. Peanut Butter Wolf’s Valentine’s Day Mix Will Make Your Heart Leap
4. Snow Day Playlist
5. Southern Living Magazine Enlists the Help of Independent Music Stores
6. A Heartwarming Valentine’s Mixtape of Staggering Cheesiness
7. Steal this Mixtape for a Last Minute Gift Idea
8. “John Waters Is So Creepy I Want To Cry”
9. What’s your unlikeliest Valentines mixtape love song?

CULTURE BUZZ: Bloggers have come together to give you lonely hearts some hot instant messenger love . Don’t slit your wrists just yet! It’s true - no one will ever love you. But at least you can talk to someone about it.

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The Best Links:

1. Valentine’s Day Sucks Big Time
2. For people depressed at work on Valentine’s Day
3. Best Gift Suggestions include: Bottle of Bourbon, Book of Suicide Notes
4. Volunteer!
5. Yes, Valentine’s Day Does Suck for Recently Divorced People
6. My EX Called Me on Valentine’s Day

FOOD BUZZ: White Castle is taking reservations for their annual Valentine’s Day Dinner, which includes candles and a waiter. This sounds pretty amazing for those planning on being wasted/stoned/ hanging out with Asian people on Valentine’s Day, but it’s annoying that the Cupid Crave Kit does not come with CLAM STRIPS. WTF, White Castle.

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The Best Links:

1. A Dedicated Reader Sends Us His Photos of Valentine’s Day at White Castle
2. Love is in the Air at White Castle
3. Make her your Valentine princess at…White Castle?
4. Thighs Wide Shut went to White Castle for Valentine’s Day
5. Win a Valentine’s Day White Castle Date with The Assimilated Negro!
6. Cute Idea for Broke People in Love
7. “You get your own server and candles!”
8. For Only the Specialest of Ladies
9. How to NOT get lucky on Valentines Day
10. Why Should I Spend $100 on a Meal When We Could Go to White Castle??
11. I Like Being Single on Valentine’s Day
12. A Special Night of Love
13. A Surefire Recipe for Everlasting Love
14. Dumbest Valentine’s Day Promotion Ever