30 People Having The Worst Valentine’s Day Ever
Send these people your positive vibes. They need it.
Send these people your positive vibes. They need it.
Love is sweet, but you know what’s sweeter? Cupcakes. And chocolate.
Er, weed.
What will they think of next? I do want to know, because I’m scared.
Kids say the darndest things!
Not that you want any, or need any. I didn’t mean it like that.
But which one will be your Valentine?!
Love is a battlefield.
When good intentions go horribly wrong.
I’m worried this is more of a thing than I thought it was.
This holiday comes with a lot of pressure, but these gifts will help you show how much you don’t care.
This collection of V-Day cards circa 1900 to 1930 or so will make you wish Valentine’s Day never existed.
Make history by having the first non-sucky Valentine’s Day with one of these nostalgic cards. Quick — many are on eBay and won’t be there for long!
They always look better online. View Image ›
Same as it ever was.
Have a slice of alone. The apple strudel dessert pizza was shaped like Pedo Bear. View Image ›
Because comedians are notoriously happy and romantic people.
Heart shaped asses for your loved one.
Do you have what it takes?
Snuggletainment.
Hottie vs. hottie.
The worst thing you can do, ladies, is tell your man that his ‘stache is trash on Valentine’s Day.
OH MY GOD. You can have an alpaca (complete with emblazoned heart in fur) deliver your valentine for you. This would be the next best thing to having an alpaca as your actual valentine. View Media ›
Don’t put these in your mouth.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a list of things you probably shouldn’t give the object of your affection. Unless, of course, you never want to see them again. Add your own bad gifts in the comments! View List ›
For the anti-romantic in you, here’s a collection of film’s most memorable ways to say, “I lov— blecchh!” (Via FilmDrunk.) Watch Video ›
A menu of cherubs to help you determine how you’d like to spend your Valentine’s Day. I’ll have the Self Absorbed with a side of Hipster, thanks. View Image ›
Valentine’s Day 2011 style has taken on a whole new twist and Mashable has the one-liners to prove it. Two weeks ago they asked users to send in their best Valentine’s Day one-liners for a chance to have them designed. Here are the winners! View List ›
Valentine’s Day cards featuring some iconic couples are the proof for something we already knew - opposites attract! Happy Valentine’s Day … View List ›
NPR has some super cute e-Valentines you can send to all your friends and lovers. Because we all know that free and public love is the best kind of love out there. View List ›