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Have a slice of alone. The apple strudel dessert pizza was shaped like Pedo Bear.
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Because comedians are notoriously happy and romantic people.
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Heart shaped asses for your loved one.
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The worst thing you can do, ladies, is tell your man that his ‘stache is trash on Valentine’s Day.
Culture Buzz OH MY GOD. You can have an alpaca (complete with emblazoned heart in fur) deliver your valentine for you. This would be the next best thing to having an alpaca as your actual valentine.
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Don't put these in your mouth.
Culture Buzz Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a list of things you probably shouldn’t give the object of your affection. Unless, of course, you never want to see them again. Add your own bad gifts in the comments!
For the anti-romantic in you, here's a collection of film's most memorable ways to say, “I lov— blecchh!” (Via FilmDrunk.)
A menu of cherubs to help you determine how you'd like to spend your Valentine's Day. I'll have the Self Absorbed with a side of Hipster, thanks.
Valentine's Day is unnatural. And it's probably unhealthy. How does a designated holiday of romance effect people's search habits? It marks the beginning of “rejection season.”
Culture Buzz Valentine's Day 2011 style has taken on a whole new twist and Mashable has the one-liners to prove it. Two weeks ago they asked users to send in their best Valentine's Day one-liners for a chance to have them designed. Here are the winners!
Culture Buzz Valentine's Day cards featuring some iconic couples are the proof for something we already knew - opposites attract! Happy Valentine's Day …
Culture Buzz NPR has some super cute e-Valentines you can send to all your friends and lovers. Because we all know that free and public love is the best kind of love out there.
Attention, Haters: here's a song to blast in response to all that gushy Valentine's Day crap they play on the radio today.
Celebrity Buzz If you are spending Valentine’s Day alone, you may be in good company. These stars may have it all … well almost. Take a look at some celebs going solo this year.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
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