Cuban drummer named Tico Torres has a tiny vagina-shaped goatee. Yes, goatees are gross. But a vagina-shaped goatee? Maybe the grossness cancels itself out.

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The Best Links:

1. Cuban Drummer Has Tiny Vagina Growing On His Chin
2. Tico Torres on Wikipedia

CULTURE BUZZ: A Finnish artist has created the world’s first vagina-shaped bicycle taxi. The picture is blurred, feel free to click the links if you’d like a close up. Fares apparently ride on the inside, which we suppose would be warm during the cold Finnish winter.

The Best Links:

1. “Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi Is Freudian Wet Dream”
2. You Crawl Inside For Your Ride (NSFW)
3. It’s Called The Mobile Female Monument, Looks More Like A Wagon Than A Bike

CULTURE BUZZ: Eliot Spitzer’s very own “Kristen” was touted as having “the most beautiful vagina in New York,” worth $5000 an hour. We’re all intrigued by the woman, the myth, the vagina.

The Best Links:

1. A Cutaway Map of the Magic Vagina
2. Vigina Competition, Anyone? Kate Beckinsale Claims Vigina As Her “Best Feature”
3. Tightless and Hairlessness Are Both Important Factors
4. Hedge-Fund Guys Line Up to Try Out “The Girl with the Magic Pussy”
5. Vaginal Aesthetics - What’s It All About?
6. 59% of Voters Feel This vagina’s not worth the $4300.
7. $5000 an hour? Was it her scintillating personality?
8. Kirsten Dunst’s Magic Vagina
9. New York’s Most In-Demand Escort - The $2000 an-Hour Hooker and the Sex Mogul Who Loved Her
10. The Vulva Puppet - Featured on BuzzFeed
11. Stavros Pines Away for Paris Hilton’s Magic Vagina

CULTURE BUZZ: A fit of vagina obsession hits the advertising world. Feminist blogs, ad blogs and corporate watchdog blogs all agree: A Target billboard in Times Square focuses too much on the crotch, and a new Absolut ad leaves little to the imagination.

The Best Links:

1. “Hitman” Ads Feature “a small genital bulge”
2. The Fruit Of Absolut’s Loins
3. Target Hits The Vagina Bull’s Eye
4. “We don’t do doggy style at our organization. Flip her over please.”
5. Erm, Hello?
6. This Is Actually The Opposite Of Subtle
7. Target Won’t Talk To Bloggers About The Ad
8. “I’ll stop writing about stupid things that Target does as soon as they stop doing stupid things.”
9. Just Trying To Appeal To Men And Lipstick Lesbians Alike

MOVIE BUZZ: A comedy/horror movie about a toothy, dangerous vagina was a splash at film festivals and will finally be released sometime early next year. As silly as the trailer is, we think there’s some kind of deeper metaphor in there somewhere.

The Best Links:

1. Teeth - The Official Movie Website
2. ‘Teeth’ Finally Gets a Release Date! November 30 in LA and NYC
3. “Teeth”: Vaginas Are Scary, Man-Eating Monsters
4. Teeth by Mitchell Lichtenstein: You Have to See this Movie
5. Dangerous, Toothy Vaginas Will Take Your Mind Off of Thanksgiving
6. Actress Jess Wexler Won the Dramatic Acting Prize at Sundance
7. Poster Makes Me Think of a F*cked Up Georgia O’ Keefe Painting
8. Is this supposed to be an all-out horror movie?
9. Film Creates Controversial Waves at Sundance