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Sports Buzz Brian Downing was arrested for sexual battery and obscenity Thursday night after family members identified him in a viral video that shows the 32-year-old urinating and simulating sex acts on an unconscious sports fan.
Culture Buzz Meet 15 people who don't seem to get the whole idea of America. [Ed. note: For those who missed it, this is a response to a video that surfaced recently depicting U.S. marines urinating on dead Taliban members.]
Celebrity Buzz “I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat's mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!
Culture Buzz Mr. Einsig's porch must reek. (via.)
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See that little streak in the sky? Astronaut pee.
Culture Buzz The Chicago mansion where R. Kelly filmed his infamous sex tape (in real estate irony, a converted church) is back on the market for only $3.5 million. The agent plays dumb when you ask about the strange urine smell in the basement.
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Man, Sega's really gone down the toilet.
Cutting edge military technology put to good use by recording a guy taking a leak. It looks like Silly String shooting out of his pants.
(Firstly, it's not what you think sicko!) Here's what's happening on The Early Show while you're still sleeping. Basically: the Internet. Wake up and see it live, why dontcha?
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.
Food Buzz The good people at the Cow Protection Department of India's largest Hindu nationalist group have a new beverage for your consideration. My question is: how does making a soft drink out of cow urine actually PROTECT the cows?
Tech Buzz The NoPoPo battery is AA or AAA sized and recharges with a little urine. It'll lose its oomph way faster than a normal rechargeable, so get ready to have a lot of pee on your hands.
Style Buzz To all the fellas who can’t hold it in (or don’t necessarily try), fret no longer: now you can pee in a bag and no one will know. Not only will the Stadium Pal also significantly shorten road trips, but now you won’t have to pee in a bottle like a crazy person! (Come on, I can’t be the only one.)
Science Buzz The drinkpeedrinkpeedrinkpee installation at the Eyebeam art and technology center in New York City explores the role our bodies play in the larger ecosystems. Building on the scatalogical analysis trend, visitors will be invited to sit on a toilet facing a water fountain simulating drinking and peeing at the same time; also, a DIY kit for turning your pee into fertilizer will be available as a souvenir.
Kevin Smith has a new reality series on AMC called “Comic Book Men.”…
