Your pee is more powerful than you think.
Your pee is more powerful than you think.
Because everybody’s talking about it (and you might as well see it with your own eyes).
Here’s your annual production of hair, sweat, tears, and more. A lot more.
You ever wonder what the deal is with pee? Well URINE luck. (Hahahaha sorry.)
Apparently, no one at Target realized the name of their new brand of sandals is also the Spanish word for pee.
Spoiler alert: it’s the asparagus.
The English are quite pissed (heh).
I’d say a couple hundred pounds.
Daniel Chong was “forgotten about” in a DEA holding cell for five days — during which time he drank his own urine, lost his mind, and cut himself with glass — until authorities finally heard his screams and remembered he was there. He should get a “get out of jail free for life” card for this.
And now he’s a bit of a celebrity as a result of Facebooking his bat-piss-rabies-shot ordeal. Andrew Elstner, guitarist for rock band Torche, shared his bat fluid misadventure in real time on Facebook. Here it is in chronological order, starting with his post on March 29th from the St. Louis area.
Specifically the urine of little boys. Seriously. I really have nothing more to add.
Not only has Carrie consumed over 900 gallons of urine during her 4-year addiction, but she uses a neti pot filled with her pee, too. You may now commence your “eww-ing” and vomiting noises. Thanks, “My Strange Addiction”!!
And now ya know.
Brian Downing was arrested for sexual battery and obscenity Thursday night after family members identified him in a viral video that shows the 32-year-old urinating and simulating sex acts on an unconscious sports fan.
Meet 15 people who don’t seem to get the whole idea of America. [Ed. note: For those who missed it, this is a response to a video that surfaced recently depicting U.S. marines urinating on dead Taliban members.] View List ›
“I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat’s mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!
A new Indian soda has a very special ingredient: cow’s urine. Watch Video ›
Not washing your hands is a given. View Image ›
See that little streak in the sky? Astronaut pee.
I know it’s crass, but pee is always funny. Right? Right? View List ›
The Chicago mansion where R. Kelly filmed his infamous sex tape (in real estate irony, a converted church) is back on the market for only $3.5 million. The agent plays dumb when you ask about the strange urine smell in the basement. View List ›
Man, Sega’s really gone down the toilet.
Cutting edge military technology put to good use by recording a guy taking a leak. It looks like Silly String shooting out of his pants. Watch Video ›
The Sunday funnies used to be a lot better, back in mah day. View Image ›
(Firstly, it’s not what you think sicko!) Here’s what’s happening on The Early Show while you’re still sleeping. Basically: the Internet. Wake up and see it live, why dontcha? Watch Video ›
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we’re nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn’t actually father a kid. There isn’t enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention. Watch Video ›
The good people at the Cow Protection Department of India’s largest Hindu nationalist group have a new beverage for your consideration. My question is: how does making a soft drink out of cow urine actually PROTECT the cows? Read More ›
The NoPoPo battery is AA or AAA sized and recharges with a little urine. It’ll lose its oomph way faster than a normal rechargeable, so get ready to have a lot of pee on your hands. Read More ›
To all the fellas who can’t hold it in (or don’t necessarily try), fret no longer: now you can pee in a bag and no one will know. Not only will the Stadium Pal also significantly shorten road trips, but now you won’t have to pee in a bottle like a crazy person! (Come on, I can’t be the only one.) Read More ›