To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping). “That lady over in accounts payable sent me another stupid email about Bill Gates giving me money to forward an email, so I snoped her in front of everyone.”
The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic. “Hey, Ponch just cut me off on the 405 and he didn’t give me the ‘right of wave.’”
1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals. 2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store. Becky is such a thrift whore- she found a flying horse for a dollar!
1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals. 2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store. “Becky is such a thrift whore…she found a flying horse for a dollar!”
Balls, guts, intestinal fortitude. He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.
Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino. “Let’s stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It’s gonna be freakin’ cold, and all I’ve got is $1”
Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen. “I pull up in tha lambo / Pockets stay on swole” - Bow Wow
When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things. “This tuna tastes just like your mom.” “Dude, that’s a nomonym!”
1) Understanding what another person is saying. 2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest.
An unfortunately creepy term that is means “to contact” or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers. 1) Charles, please reach out to Jane and provide her the information she requires. 2) My (political) campaign will reach out to every voter.
The pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap. “This magazine is full of lap flaps!”
A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically. Douchebag: “I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D.” Smugster: Go Check your Totem.
A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.
When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon. As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.
The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned. “I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!”
As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for ‘Oh My Jonas!’ “OMJ is Nick dating Miley again??” “OMJ I sure hope not!”
Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone. Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the ‘Gosselin’…she committed Folicular Homicide!
Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content. After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.
Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly. After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saved his sister from an attack he left a public message for the perp letting him know that this wasn’t the end of the story, and that he would be caught.
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A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation. Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth. Guy 1: Quick! What’s the definiton of “callow?” Guy 2: I don’t know! My iPhone 4 doesn’t get signal here! Guy 3: Book google that shit!
An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone. I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.
To quit one’s job in truly stunning fashion. “Steven Slater was fed up of working for a—holes, so he hit the slide.”
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Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception. “You don’t understand Christopher Nolan’s latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption.”
Hot Piece Of Ass. “Dangggg gurl, she’s a HPOA. I bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
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Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That’s way over my Youtube Attention Span.
A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don’t know the correct word. When he mixed up the names of his two close friends, it was a thinko.
It’s an acronym which stands for: Head Bitch In Charge.
I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches
A man to whom you as a man aspire towards. The Ideal man. “Tom Selleck is my mantor.”
1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job. 2: A person who chronically complains about work. I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.