urban dictionary definition

  • “Snope” (verb)

    To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping). “That lady over in accounts payable sent me another stupid email about Bill Gates giving me money to forward an email, so I snoped her in front of everyone.”

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  • Right of Wave

    The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic. “Hey, Ponch just cut me off on the 405 and he didn’t give me the ‘right of wave.’”

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  • Thrift Whore

    1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals. 2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store. Becky is such a thrift whore- she found a flying horse for a dollar!

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  • Thrift Whore

    1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals. 2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store. “Becky is such a thrift whore…she found a flying horse for a dollar!”

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  • Cheappuccino

    Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino. “Let’s stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It’s gonna be freakin’ cold, and all I’ve got is $1”

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  • Nomonym

    When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things. “This tuna tastes just like your mom.” “Dude, that’s a nomonym!”

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  • Reach Out

    An unfortunately creepy term that is means “to contact” or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers. 1) Charles, please reach out to Jane and provide her the information she requires. 2) My (political) campaign will reach out to every voter.

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  • “Check Your Totem”

    A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically. Douchebag: “I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D.” Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

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  • Half and Half and Half

    A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

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  • “Cubicle Coma”

    When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon. As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

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  • Suction Seat

    The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned. “I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!”

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  • Post Block Syndrome

    Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content. After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.

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  • “Book Google”

    When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth. Guy 1: Quick! What’s the definiton of “callow?” Guy 2: I don’t know! My iPhone 4 doesn’t get signal here! Guy 3: Book google that shit!

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  • Battery Bank

    An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone. I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.

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  • Youtube Attention Span

    Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience. Jill: Watch this video! Jack: Okay. Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That’s way over my Youtube Attention Span. Jill: *cries*

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  • “Job Talker”

    1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job. 2: A person who chronically complains about work. I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.

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