Student discounts all day erry day.
High school is not the be all and end all.
Wine and cheese? More like goon and Kraft singles.
There will be dance parties, karaoke, and lots of tea.
At uni, wine counts as a food group.
Drink goon, sloppy hookup, mi goreng, repeat.
The University of East Anglia. Not UAE. That’s something else.
A one-week celebration that gives you a ten-year hangover.
“Used all of my socks, now I have no socks to wear to go and wash my other socks.”
Just going to have a little nap, don’t mind me.
The city has seven hills, so it’s basically Rome.
Foolproof, to say the least.
Don’t forget to eat first.
I can’t eat, but at least I have my books!
Contains an excellent recipe for “vodka squash”.
But what about Occam’s razor?
Get ready for the best year of your life.
GO AWAY, YOU DON’T CARE WHERE I’M FROM.
From the DHT to Prow, there are just some things you’ll never forget about the ‘Burgh.
Stuck in Rutland? Good luck.
This includes falling asleep for many many many many, many hours.
You won’t remember Coca-Cola or Nestle products from your university days, that’s for sure.
Welcome to the real world.
As told by Cambridge University students.