Started from the bottom, now we here.
And yes, you kind of do want to punch Ben Affleck in the face, but that’s the point! Spoiler free!
Plus 13 things you need to know about the 2014 NFL schedule, skin-care and hair-straightening pro tips, and Billy Eichner destroys art if strangers can answer Tyler Perry trivia.
Watch Ben Affleck hunt for his missing wife in director David Fincher’s theatrical adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s acclaimed novel.
“Are we going to get in trouble for this?”
“We are living [with] and loving gay family members way more than we admit it in the African American community,” says the director.
Oprah is dressed as Sofia from The Color Purple and I think you can all take an educated guess as to who Tyler Perry is dressed up as.
Less a film than a morality play, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor presents HIV as a “sinner’s disease.”
Dwayne Johnson boosted the Fast and Furious and Journey franchises, but his magic was muddled for G.I. Joe: Retaliation’s box office.
The awards honoring Hollywood’s worst announced their nominations this morning with The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 sweeping all categories, even offering Kristen Stewart two worst actress nods.
For every Dark Knight Rises, there’s an Oogieloves. Here’s a breakdown of 2012’s cinematic disasters.
Kim is starring (maybe that’s too strong of a word) in Tyler Perry’s new film Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. This isn’t the first time Kim has showed off her acting chops (previously: Drop Dead Diva, Beyond The Break, Disaster Movie), but still, this is monumental.
Tyler Perry actress Deistra Hicks went on “Divorce Court” and turned it into a musical edition by singing out her anger. All together now: ♫ MMMMM-HMMMMMM. OH MY LAWD! WHOOO! YOUR HONOR. AW YEAH! OH YEAH! AWW YEAH! OH YEA! MMMM-HMMMMM. AW YEAH! ♫
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Fourteen-year-old Nick Ondras of Connecticut loves him some Tyler Perry, but was baffled by the media mogul’s recent effort, Madea Goes To Jail (make sure to stick around as Nick drags Rudy Huxtable’s name through the mud). If anyone deserves a cameo in Madea Farts In Heaven or whatever, it’s this kid!
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Slate has a feature imagining Watchmen adapted by a bunch of other directors. This one made me laugh, even though my knowledge of Watchmen is limited to Anthony Lane’s review and what I learned from Tumblr. (Probably because of that fact.) Hey, less than 12 hours everyone!
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In the age of Obama, Comedy Central is [finally] trying to capture an African-American audience in this sketch show disguised as a newsmagzine set to air before The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (not bad). Rumor has it that Tyler Perry had to be “forcibly removed” from the set when he learned that his name wasn’t attached to the project. Thank goodness too, because we’ll take Grier’s Maya Angelou over towering nightmare Madea any day. (Also, I made up that rumor.)
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