Nick Offerman has a twitter account. Though it’s not verified yet, multiple castmates have confirmed that it’s the real deal. Plus, Serena Williams has a pimple on her forehead, Fred Willard does “Who’s On First,” and plenty of jokes about it being International Women’s Day (duh).
Nope, she is definitely not trying too hard with that joke. Plus, Damon Lindelof live-tweets the iPad announcement, Jessica Alba wants to know what you think of her look, and Colin Quinn apologizes for pretty much anyone he could have ever offended.
How did I not realize she was so young? Plus, Dan Harmon is TinTin, LaToya Jackson loves the Jonas Brothers, Tyra Banks is mistaken for Vanessa Williams, and Olivia Wilde calls out British GQ for getting her words mixed up.
Oddly enough, Gervais responded to Segel’s tweets as they were happening but has since deleted them all. (You can get the jist of them at the Hollywood Reporter.) Later, Segel tweeted a “hypothetical question” about being in love …right after he was spotted on a date with Michelle Williams. Coincidence? I think not!
Wonder what they talked about? Plus, Brett Favre joins twitter, Jimmy Fallon celebrates three years of “Late Night,” and Katie Couric says that doing Zumba make her feel super white.
Please let him know. Plus, Jose Canseco feels like it’s 1988, Tyra Banks is convinced that Michelle Obama watches her show, and Snoop Dogg reaches out to Lana Del Rey.
Good ol’ TMZ. Plus, a mini “That 70’s Show” reunion, the BTTF delorean rides again, and Pink dyes her hair back to …pink.
Considering how she looks, are you surprised? Plus, Katie Couric hangs with Marilyn, Snoop Dogg gets his hair done, and Alyssa Milano hits on the 70-year-old man at her gym like a pro.
The snarkiest tweets from Oscar Sunday? Check. Drunk twit-pics of famous people from the Oscar after-parties? Check. Sad Matthew Lillard tweeting about his Oscar loss? Check, check, and check! Your complete roundup of Oscar tweets, inside.
It happens. Plus, Brad Goreski hangs with Uggie, Todd Barry’s Krazy Candidate Names, Alec Baldwin misses winter, and Aaron Carter says his career is making a comeback.
You know, before that whole ear-biting ordeal. Plus, Alec Baldwin jokes with his daughter about voice messages, Jack Osbourne says goodbye to his dear old dog, and daily affirmations with RuPaul.
Lots of fun things on Twitter today: Rainn Wilson apologizes for his rape joke, Bryan Cranston’s new hair, Emmy Rossum must live in a recording studio, a chihuahua who REALLY loves Chris Colfer, and Dr. Ruth’s tips on what to give up for lent (hint: not sex). Oh, and get ready to see Weird Al on an upcoming episode of “30 Rock!”
Perhaps it’s time for Ice to take a vacation. Plus, Alec Baldwin campaigns to the undecided voters, Carrot Top goes skydiving, and Dan Harmon is about to play television-themed board games with his parents.
At least Andy Cohen’s self-aware? Plus, Bill Bellamy is confused about birth control and Katie Couric is going on a “tweetcation” with her girlfriends — whatever that means.
High School era Kevin Smith in “Grease” is completely adorable. Plus, MC Hammer is really worried about Bobby Brown, Adam Levin buys a bat-phone, and Paula Abdul’s Valentine was Mickey Mouse.
Today, Gillian Jacobs tweeted a photo of the time she had to sit through a reading of their next “Community” script while she was covered in fake blood. Plus, Crystal Bowersox has new glasses, Nick Swardson will do what it takes to become Bruce Lee, and Donald Trump meets Best In Show.
How are all of your favorite twitterers spending February 14th? Well, Adrianne Curry is annoyed with me, John Stamos is completely willing to be your personal valentine, and Evan Rachel Wood tweets her favorite Valentine’s Day songs, for starters!
Yes, Colin: Plenty of annoying people come to mind for “The Rudies” and “The Snobbies.” Plus, Ben Gibbard has a case of the sads, Demi Lovato has gone blonde, Adrianne Curry’s TMI tweet, and Adam Scott does the best job live-tweeting the Grammys in a mere 12 seconds.
Or at least, he’s putting a mouse into his mouth. Gross either way! Plus, Rosie O’Donnell dropped her iPhone, Amber Rose has a cute dog, and Coco doesn’t understand why you think it’s so weird that she took a naked photo with her baby nephew.
You can’t take Roseanne anywhere these days! Plus, Travis Barker’s baby is already crowd surfing, Eric Wareheim and Har Mar Superstar hang out, and Cher can’t log onto Twitter, so Kathy Griffin will send her updates instead.
I would imagine he wiped the floor with the kids from “Modern Family,” but who knows. He definitely has the biggest gun… Plus, Gary Busey has some thoughts on butterflies, Matthew Lillard is a big deal (in his own head), and ladies, Ice T wants you to try his “Dick Test.”
Between Madonna’s halftime show, the billions of commercials, and the actual game play, the Super Bowl spawned many topics for celebs to weigh in on last night.
Today, Miley Cyrus offers up an awkward family portrait of her own. Plus, Elizabeth Banks misses lost, Paris Jackson engages with the Kardashians, and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are awkwardly tweeting with each other.
Today, Dr. Ruth decided to compare a groundhog seeing its shadow to giving your partner orgasms. Okay, then!
Today, Ana Gasteyer begged and pleaded with the Twitter Gods to verify her account. Plus, Arnold Schwarzenegger is traveling the world, Samuel L. Jackson hangs with Michelle Obama, and Heidi Montag’s been inhaling a bit too many fumes.
Today on Twitter, Ben Savage gives some weak advice that only really ever works in the movies (or on “Boy Meets World”). Plus, “Community” is filming again, The Rock loves his teeny dog, and Rob Lowe finds his old friend Emilio Estavez in an odd place.
Today on Twitter, Hugh Hefner called James Franco a “heart throb” but then made it clear that he hopes the actor stays true to life in his portrayal of Mr. Playboy. Plus, Lea Michele’s not-so-humble brag, the curious case of Dita Von Teese’s missing freckles, Don Rickles may be confusing Twitter for Google search, and Brooke Hogan new pet mouse fetus.
Today, twitter gave us the most intricate cake made to look like breasts I’ve ever seen. (It also has Dane Cook’s name and face on it, too.) Plus, Jenny McCarthy’s youngest fan, and achy-breaky Billy Ray Cyrus is apparently a fan of My Morning Jacket.
In today’s Twitter Buzz, funnymen Mark Birbiglia and Mark Duplass find love on the internet. Plus, John Stamos is having trouble walking into things in the middle of the night, Heidi Montag is still stupid, Mariah Carey gets her hair did, and ironically, Deena from “Jersey Shore” hates stink bugs.
In today’s Twitter Buzz, Alec, Daniel, Stephen, and Billy Baldwin hang out. Plus, Chris Brown tweets the same symbolic image a million times, Rebecca Black has a brother, and Dan Harmon confirms what we feared: NBC may cancel “Community” if the “Whitney” and “Are You There, Chelsea?” perform well.