BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "twitter" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:59:06 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Twitter User Breaks News Of Whitney Houston's Death 27 Minutes Before Press http://www.buzzfeed.com/stuffuwannashare/twitter-breaks-news-of-whitney-houston-death-27-mi-5bgl An account located in Clark County, Nevada, tweeted “Whitney Houston found dead in Beverly Hills hotel” almost a half hour before the Associated Press released their report. The user in question, @chilemasgrande a.k.a. Big Chorizo, has not yet been reached for comment.

The breaking tweet:

The breaking tweet:

Big Chorizo's tweet was sent to its then-14 followers at 7:30 p.m. EST. At 7:57 p.m. EST, the AP tweeted the news (and without initial mention of the hotel). As of this writing (Sunday 12:55 p.m. EST), @ChilemasGrande now has 34 followers.

Via: @chilemasgrande

27 minutes later:

27 minutes later:

Via: @AP

Via: mashable.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/stuffuwannashare/twitter-breaks-news-of-whitney-houston-death-27-mi-5bgl Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:02:10 -0500 <b>An account located in Clark County, Nevada, tweeted "Whitney Houston found dead in Beverly Hills hotel" almost a half hour before the Associated Press released their report.</b> The user in question, <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/chilemasgrande">@chilemasgrande</a> a.k.a. Big Chorizo, has not yet been reached for comment. stuffuwannashare nonadult Stars React To Whitney Houston&#39;s Death Via Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/stars-react-to-whitney-houstons-death-via-twitter The Twitterverse mourns.

Nov. 22, 2009: Artist Whitney Houston performs onstage at the 37th Annual American Music Awards in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, File)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/stars-react-to-whitney-houstons-death-via-twitter Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:41:03 -0500 <b>The Twitterverse mourns.</b> abrams nonadult Questlove&#39;s New Business Venture http://www.buzzfeed.com/derekj/questloves-new-business-venture-r76 The Roots' drummer and Twitter aficionado received an excellent business proposal on Saturday. At the very least, it should make for a pretty funny skit on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.”

Possible tagline: Finding you a soulful match whose heart beats to the same drum.

Via: @questlove

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/derekj/questloves-new-business-venture-r76 Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:02:08 -0500 <b>The Roots&#39; drummer and Twitter aficionado received an excellent business proposal on Saturday.</b> At the very least, it should make for a pretty funny skit on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon." derekj adult The Single Best Tweet Following Jeremy Lin&#39;s 38-Point Explosion Vs. The Lakers http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/the-single-best-tweet-following-jeremy-lins-38-po Jeremy Lin's Knicks teammate Amar'e Stoudemire won Twitter last night.

New York Knicks' Jeremy Lin reacts after scoring during the first half of an NBA basketball game against the Los Angeles Lakers, Friday, Feb. 10, 2012, in New York.

(AP / Frank Franklin II)

Amar'e Stoudemire shared the court with Jeremy Lin during a Knicks win vs. New Jersey last Saturday, but then the sudden death of Stoudemire's brother Hazell forced him to take a leave of absence from the team. While Stoudemire grieved, Lin - who found himself in the starting line-up following that Nets victory - and the Knicks have extended their winning streak to four, with Lin setting a Knicks record for points scored in his first three NBA starts (89).

On Friday, Jeremy Lin's New York basketball arrival culminated at Madison Square Garden with a 38 point performance vs. Kobe Bryant and Los Angeles Lakers. On Twitter, amidst the #Linsanity and #Linning hashtag onslaught and bad Jeremy Lin puns (I couldn't resist the urge to Jeremy Lin pun one time), Amar'e managed to cut through the noise with his post-game tweet.

Source: @amareisreal  /  via: michaelhayes

Stoudemire will be out again tonight when the Knicks face the Minnesota Timberwolves, but Knicks coach Mike D'antoni told ESPNNewYork.com that he expects Amar'e to be back at practice on Monday.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/the-single-best-tweet-following-jeremy-lins-38-po Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:32:08 -0500 <b>Jeremy Lin&#39;s Knicks teammate Amar&#39;e Stoudemire won Twitter last night.</b> mikehayes nonadult New York Knicks&#39; Jeremy Lin reacts after scoring during the first half of an NBA basketball game against the Los Angeles Lakers, Friday, Feb. 10, 2012, in New York. nonadult Amar&#39;e Stoudemire <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20120204/NJNNYK/gameinfo.html#nbaGIboxscore">shared the court with Jeremy Lin</a> during a Knicks win vs. New Jersey last Saturday, but then the sudden death of Stoudemire&#39;s brother Hazell forced him to take a leave of absence from the team. While Stoudemire grieved, Lin - who found himself in the starting line-up following that Nets victory - and the Knicks have extended their winning streak to four, with Lin setting a Knicks record for points scored in his first three NBA starts (89). On Friday, Jeremy Lin&#39;s New York basketball arrival culminated at Madison Square Garden with a 38 point performance vs. Kobe Bryant and Los Angeles Lakers. On Twitter, amidst the #Linsanity and #Linning hashtag onslaught and bad Jeremy Lin puns (I <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/_mikehayes/status/168173761483374592">couldn&#39;t resist the urge to Jeremy Lin pun one time</a>), Amar&#39;e managed to cut through the noise with his post-game tweet. nonadult nonadult Stoudemire will be out again tonight when the Knicks face the Minnesota Timberwolves, but Knicks coach Mike D&#39;antoni told <a href="http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/7554927/new-york-knicks-expect-amare-stoudemire-return-monday">ESPNNewYork.com</a> that he expects Amar&#39;e to be back at practice on Monday. nonadult Twitter Buzz: Is Tom Green Eating Mice? http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-is-tom-green-eating-mice Or at least, he's putting a mouse into his mouth. Gross either way! Plus, Rosie O'Donnell dropped her iPhone, Amber Rose has a cute dog, and Coco doesn't understand why you think it's so weird that she took a naked photo with her baby nephew.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-is-tom-green-eating-mice Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:02:08 -0500 <b>Or at least, he&#39;s putting a mouse into his mouth. Gross either way!</b> Plus, Rosie O&#39;Donnell dropped her iPhone, Amber Rose has a cute dog, and Coco doesn&#39;t understand why you think it&#39;s so weird that she took a naked photo with her baby nephew. whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Mouse <a href="http://t.co/HEvKcORs">yfrog.com/es7azrvj</a></p>— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) <a href="https://twitter.com/tomgreenlive/status/168054721393860608" data-datetime="2012-02-10T19:32:22+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Tasty Mouse <a href="http://t.co/aq22Yl0z">yfrog.com/h3b0fmptj</a></p>— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) <a href="https://twitter.com/tomgreenlive/status/168055031856250883" data-datetime="2012-02-10T19:33:36+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>At 1 am I was sleeping with my sisters baby (the one I help delivered on my show) I had no clothes on because that's how I sleep.....</p>— Coco (@cocosworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/168042920987996160" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:45:29+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>....When I look at the pic I see how I love to spend time with my family in a nurturing way but people turned it into a gross thing......</p>— Coco (@cocosworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/168044815383138304" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:53:00+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It was a beautiful,natural moment..I had no makeup on just caring for my nephew &amp; my sister saw how precious the moment was &amp; took a pic</p>— Coco (@cocosworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/168043438263107584" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:47:32+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shame on all of u..Since when is naked gross!Its completely natural!Thats how we were born,plus my family knows me and accepts me for that..</p>— Coco (@cocosworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/168045486404681729" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:55:40+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This is the pic that people were talkin about with me &amp; my sisters baby.This is such a beautiful,sweet &amp; natural sight… <a href="http://t.co/ckjVMwxC">say.ly/iPF1oZW</a></p>— Coco (@cocosworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/168055526914134016" data-datetime="2012-02-10T19:35:34+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Questioning someone's relevancy is no longer relevant</p>— RuPaul (@RuPaul) <a href="https://twitter.com/RuPaul/status/167975433705504769" data-datetime="2012-02-10T14:17:18+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Morning is the lettuce part of the day.<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SuckItLettuce">#SuckItLettuce</a></p>— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/167960954955501568" data-datetime="2012-02-10T13:19:46+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You're hired Piers! RT"@<a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan">piersmorgan</a>: How does @<a href="https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump">IvankaTrump</a> look THIS good so soon after having a baby? Seriously?"</p>— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/167812113027448832" data-datetime="2012-02-10T03:28:20+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>There is never a wrong time to do the right thing</p>— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelJLohan/status/167946518240837632" data-datetime="2012-02-10T12:22:24+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="http://t.co/EomTBe6i">yfrog.com/h2nu6ytj</a></p>— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) <a href="https://twitter.com/victoriabeckham/status/167937876171042816" data-datetime="2012-02-10T11:48:04+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>thought of the day: your mouth is really just your face's butthole. best wishes! -mark</p>— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) <a href="https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/167934856452517888" data-datetime="2012-02-10T11:36:04+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>To all the designers preparing their shows: courage and good luck ! love Diane</p>— DVF (@DVF) <a href="https://twitter.com/DVF/status/167953974228553728" data-datetime="2012-02-10T12:52:02+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I feel like the public discourse in US isn't stupid and irrelevant enough... I know! Let's debate contraception!</p>— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) <a href="https://twitter.com/GhostPanther/status/167851733995892736" data-datetime="2012-02-10T06:05:46+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I feel like I am about to be taken to the electric chair. Is that normal? But I will look great dead! Hah!</p>— Jill Zarin (@Jillzarin) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jillzarin/status/167965275667439617" data-datetime="2012-02-10T13:36:57+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/ArsenioOFFICIAL">ArsenioOFFICIAL</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/Kevin_Eubanks">Kevin_Eubanks</a> you need a co-host ?</p>— George Lopez (@georgelopez) <a href="https://twitter.com/georgelopez/status/167967479463813120" data-datetime="2012-02-10T13:45:42+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My son Pauly sleepy in his sexy pose Lol :-)<a href="http://t.co/PT6cfmWq">instagr.am/p/G1vbb3wvIA/</a></p>— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) <a href="https://twitter.com/DaRealAmberRose/status/168079196424380417" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:09:37+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>What do boys want for valentines day ?</p>— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrsLRCooper/status/168035029677637633" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:14:07+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I get it. Fart humor isn't for everyone. But let's just say today started with the two first notes of "At Last," pitch-perfect. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523haaaa">#haaaa</a></p>— Pete Holmes (@peteholmez) <a href="https://twitter.com/peteholmez/status/168035052641460225" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:14:13+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Knucklehead question: badass or bad ass?</p>— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) <a href="https://twitter.com/DevonESawa/status/168021594143334401" data-datetime="2012-02-10T17:20:44+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Smiths fans will always be cooler than Cure fans.</p>— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/168022695592734720" data-datetime="2012-02-10T17:25:06+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dropped my new white I phone and shattered the back - did not get the "apple care plan " - crap</p>— Rosie O'Donnell (@Rosie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rosie/status/168019714549882880" data-datetime="2012-02-10T17:13:16+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"I am allergic to you being happy." -- a performance artist's mom, probably</p>— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/167869288374472704" data-datetime="2012-02-10T07:15:31+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks for all the birthday well wishes. My first present came yesterday afternoon - Emergency Root Canal. Yay! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523ouch">#ouch</a></p>— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/168019221064851456" data-datetime="2012-02-10T17:11:18+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>On my way to practice.... And forgot my rackets.... Wow</p>— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) <a href="https://twitter.com/serenawilliams/status/168018737151213568" data-datetime="2012-02-10T17:09:23+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Most people don't know this, but "Mardi Gras" is French for "Show Me Your Tits You Drunk Whore, Now Let Me Throw Cheap Beads In Your Face"</p>— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/168071845181005824" data-datetime="2012-02-10T20:40:25+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Why has CNN been playing stand-up comedy most of the day?</p>— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) <a href="https://twitter.com/kalpenn/status/168084107899838465" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:29:08+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>On our way to NYC to promote the return of Cougartown on Feb 14 <a href="http://t.co/pp8OztGW">twitter.com/CourteneyCox/s…</a></p>— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) <a href="https://twitter.com/CourteneyCox/status/168056025998557184" data-datetime="2012-02-10T19:37:34+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>People who don't understand satire really make me appreciate those who do.</p>— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) <a href="https://twitter.com/wilw/status/168082616073986048" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:23:13+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wherever you go, go with all your heart.</p>— Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) <a href="https://twitter.com/minkakelly/status/168082190477959170" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:21:31+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Picasso would've been the world's worst police sketch artist.</p>— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) <a href="https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/168055437793574912" data-datetime="2012-02-10T19:35:13+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The problem with dating models is the handle of your toothbrush always ends up mysteriously smelling like throat.</p>— Dane Cook (@danecook) <a href="https://twitter.com/danecook/status/168093395527548928" data-datetime="2012-02-10T22:06:03+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SchmidtTip">#SchmidtTip</a> #56 Ladies, every man is just waiting to hear four simple words, "You're pretty Tech Savy" <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523simplicity">#simplicity</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SteveJobs">#SteveJobs</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523wordisbond">#wordisbond</a></p>— max greenfield (@iamgreenfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamgreenfield/status/168084419318513665" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:30:23+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Throwback pic from 4th studio album video #1 Spot. Me &amp; Mini me. Lol <a href="http://t.co/01JWeeVs">lockerz.com/s/182506763</a></p>— Ludacris (@Ludacris) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ludacris/status/168079323578904576" data-datetime="2012-02-10T21:10:08+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Is the sequel to "Drive" called "Drove?"</p>— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottAukerman/status/168032743773573120" data-datetime="2012-02-10T18:05:02+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I bet Gwyneth has nightmares about being in the Shallow Hal fat suit where she wakes up screaming and then looks down and cries with relief.</p>— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessirklein/status/168073805745500160" data-datetime="2012-02-10T20:48:12+00:00">February 10, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult Twitter Buzz: Roseanne Barr Has &quot;Lemonteeth&quot; http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-roseanne-barr-has-lemonteeth You can't take Roseanne anywhere these days! Plus, Travis Barker's baby is already crowd surfing, Eric Wareheim and Har Mar Superstar hang out, and Cher can't log onto Twitter, so Kathy Griffin will send her updates instead.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-roseanne-barr-has-lemonteeth Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:02:10 -0500 <b>You can&#39;t take Roseanne anywhere these days!</b> Plus, Travis Barker&#39;s baby is already crowd surfing, Eric Wareheim and Har Mar Superstar hang out, and Cher can&#39;t log onto Twitter, so Kathy Griffin will send her updates instead. whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Lemonteeth <a href="http://t.co/6CoJSGaX">twitter.com/TheRealRoseann…</a></p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/167727700033798144" data-datetime="2012-02-09T21:52:55+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My parents just emailed me and told me they went skydiving today.I told them to act more responsibly.Talk about a role reversal.</p>— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) <a href="https://twitter.com/tomgreenlive/status/167703753854685185" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:17:45+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If there was an app like Shazam, but for people's faces, that told me who I'm talking to and how I know them, I'd use that shit all the time</p>— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/167487663757209600" data-datetime="2012-02-09T05:59:05+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>*SPOILER ALERT* We are all going to die eventually.</p>— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) <a href="https://twitter.com/simonpegg/status/167708082686799872" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:34:57+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>But for real - not many things are better than when a car pulls around the corner and you get a glimpse of the dog sitting shotgun, upright.</p>— Theodore F. Leo (@tedleo) <a href="https://twitter.com/tedleo/status/167676780340183040" data-datetime="2012-02-09T18:30:34+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Jeremy Lin @<a href="https://twitter.com/JLin7">JLin7</a> isn't Justin Lin @<a href="https://twitter.com/trailingjohnson">trailingjohnson</a> , but he definitely is Fast &amp; Furious. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Linsanity">#Linsanity</a></p>— Ken Jeong (@kenjeong) <a href="https://twitter.com/kenjeong/status/167471992486899712" data-datetime="2012-02-09T04:56:49+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Deep Love RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/HarMarSuperstar">HarMarSuperstar</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/ericwareheim">ericwareheim</a> is my father/brother/ son <a href="http://t.co/gAw0o4VX">instagr.am/p/Gxg54SpncQ/</a></p>— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericwareheim/status/167486097797038080" data-datetime="2012-02-09T05:52:52+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Chris Brown and Rihanna performing at The Grammys ahh shit!! She dropped the restraining order. Can somebody say "make up booty" oh yeah!!</p>— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) <a href="https://twitter.com/BILLBELLAMY/status/167702970308366338" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:14:38+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If Chris and Rihanna got back together, would you mind it???</p>— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) <a href="https://twitter.com/BILLBELLAMY/status/167705307093544961" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:23:55+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Lights will guide you home...and ignite your bones...and I will try to fix you. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523iheartcoldplay">#iheartcoldplay</a></p>— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest/status/167490238078398464" data-datetime="2012-02-09T06:09:19+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>From the set of "Transformers: 911" with @<a href="https://twitter.com/thomaslennon">thomaslennon</a> and Shia Labeof <a href="http://t.co/sDkYwEMr">say.ly/MPN1o0T</a></p>— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/166983709285822465" data-datetime="2012-02-07T20:36:33+00:00">February 7, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>From @<a href="https://twitter.com/Cher">Cher</a> "Kathleen pls tweet That i cant get on! Phone keeps going OFF! I hit it &amp; mayb i can send 1 or 2 tweets! SO FKING PISSED! Xxxme!</p>— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) <a href="https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/167687609978593280" data-datetime="2012-02-09T19:13:36+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hi guys! I would love my first cruise to be with you . . . <a href="http://t.co/KbJBKi0c">kategosselincruise.com</a></p>— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kateplusmy8/status/167701061258317824" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:07:03+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/LanaDelRey">LanaDelRey</a> I don't know what anyone is talking about I LOVE your music! So unique and refreshing! And you look pretty! Keep up it up!</p>— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) <a href="https://twitter.com/heidimontag/status/167413077418061825" data-datetime="2012-02-09T01:02:42+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Screw Newt...I'm just going to ask Dr Manhattan if he can take me on a quick trip to Mars...and show me his 3 way split bedroom trick!</p>— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/167680287046774785" data-datetime="2012-02-09T18:44:30+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I LOVE this pic of my son doing his first crowd surf!<a href="http://t.co/S0bFCKVY">twitpic.com/8hqfrw</a></p>— Shanna Moakler (@ShannaMoakler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannaMoakler/status/167701535080448003" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:08:56+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Learning to recognize the good from the bad people in your life is one of the most important things you can do for yourself.</p>— Ben Savage (@BenSavage) <a href="https://twitter.com/BenSavage/status/167621132197965824" data-datetime="2012-02-09T14:49:26+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>omg....judge judy was so good tonight.must have been circa '98</p>— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) <a href="https://twitter.com/belindaofficial/status/167685225390931969" data-datetime="2012-02-09T19:04:07+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>some 1 said the laughing gas (that i will use today at dentist office) is what demi moore was huffing! OMG!</p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/167684544617644033" data-datetime="2012-02-09T19:01:25+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks, decided on artificial plant for my mom. Got her one 4' tall, green, stands in a corner in her bedroom. Basically recreated my dad.</p>— bob saget (@bobsaget) <a href="https://twitter.com/bobsaget/status/167680192481988608" data-datetime="2012-02-09T18:44:07+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Can't believe no one's named their son Arli$$ yet. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523dibs">#dibs</a></p>— todd levin (@toddlevin) <a href="https://twitter.com/toddlevin/status/167717781691842560" data-datetime="2012-02-09T21:13:29+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>spanx for the sea “@<a href="https://twitter.com/KathieLGifford">KathieLGifford</a>: All dressed up and in the water we go...@<a href="https://twitter.com/todayshow">todayshow</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/klgandhoda">klgandhoda</a> <a href="http://t.co/jXLCfopz">twitpic.com/8hqfiq</a>”</p>— hoda kotb (@hodakotb) <a href="https://twitter.com/hodakotb/status/167702215375593473" data-datetime="2012-02-09T20:11:38+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'll never trust anyone who takes half a cookie and doesn't immediately come back for the rest.</p>— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) <a href="https://twitter.com/hayeslady/status/167688199857127425" data-datetime="2012-02-09T19:15:56+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Using your headshot in your personals ad is a good way of letting people know you're not famous.</p>— mileskahn (@mileskahn) <a href="https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/167678552018391040" data-datetime="2012-02-09T18:37:36+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Awesome! From 1995! I wouldn't want a kid 2 b my accountant, but if one wanted 2 b my lawyer, I'd b totally ok w/ it. <a href="http://t.co/SVwVEjP2">youtu.be/EH5gfqC8V6g</a></p>— Martha Plimpton (@MarthaPlimpton) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarthaPlimpton/status/167486273479651328" data-datetime="2012-02-09T05:53:34+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>when my earphones get snagged on something and rip out of my ears, it's so startling and upsetting <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523sweatingthesmallstuff">#sweatingthesmallstuff</a></p>— Michael Urie (@michaelurie) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelurie/status/167676495324647424" data-datetime="2012-02-09T18:29:26+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Travel Tip:Radio Shack is still called Radio Shack in Spanish.</p>— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) <a href="https://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/167634183819243520" data-datetime="2012-02-09T15:41:18+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm a pig in a wig and I don't give a fig!! Lol!</p>— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoyGeorge/status/167694700906684416" data-datetime="2012-02-09T19:41:46+00:00">February 9, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult Twitter Buzz: Bryan Cranston With A Nerf Gun http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-bryan-cranston-with-a-nerf-gun I would imagine he wiped the floor with the kids from “Modern Family,” but who knows. He definitely has the biggest gun… Plus, Gary Busey has some thoughts on butterflies, Matthew Lillard is a big deal (in his own head), and ladies, Ice T wants you to try his “Dick Test.”

Source: @StarringRico

Source: @THEGaryBusey

Source: @FINALLEVEL

Source: @danecook

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-bryan-cranston-with-a-nerf-gun Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:17:10 -0500 <b>I would imagine he wiped the floor with the kids from "Modern Family," but who knows. He definitely has the biggest gun...</b> Plus, Gary Busey has some thoughts on butterflies, Matthew Lillard is a big deal (in his own head), and ladies, Ice T wants you to try his "Dick Test." whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We just dominated in our Modern Family nerf war game! My team included @<a href="https://twitter.com/Nolan_Gould">Nolan_Gould</a> and @<a href="https://twitter.com/BryanCranston">BryanCranston</a>. <a href="http://t.co/9mYdmbUM">twitter.com/StarringRico/s…</a></p>— Rico Rodriguez (@StarringRico) <a href="https://twitter.com/StarringRico/status/167002820606824448" data-datetime="2012-02-07T21:52:30+00:00">February 7, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When white butterflies fly by you, it's one of God's many ways of saying "I Love You"</p>— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) <a href="https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/167343887634022401" data-datetime="2012-02-08T20:27:46+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>DICK TEST: Ladies.... Look at the guy next to you and say.."I wanna suckyour dick." and see what happens.</p>— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/167291187978440704" data-datetime="2012-02-08T16:58:21+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>There's nothing more disconcerting than a cheery dolphin swimming towards you with a crazy huge boner.</p>— Dane Cook (@danecook) <a href="https://twitter.com/danecook/status/167344385535647744" data-datetime="2012-02-08T20:29:45+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Had a Ryan Gosling festival on the flight from LA to NYC, "Drive" and "Ides of March." Should've watched "Drive" twice.</p>— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamwandasykes/status/167113044390981632" data-datetime="2012-02-08T05:10:29+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>OMG a surreal day! two words OPRAH WINFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>— octavia spencer (@octaviaspencer) <a href="https://twitter.com/octaviaspencer/status/167139981322752000" data-datetime="2012-02-08T06:57:31+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I bet Ringo's PR team are jazzed that Paul's also releasing an album this month.</p>— timheidecker (@timheidecker) <a href="https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/167244212251787266" data-datetime="2012-02-08T13:51:42+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>my lesbian sister is with the same partner now for 25 yrs-my gay brother is with his same partner now for 27 yrs-i'm straight married 3x-</p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/167101684559003648" data-datetime="2012-02-08T04:25:20+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>DON LIL JON!!! DRINK DRINK DRINK! <a href="http://t.co/cRIbG17A">fb.me/1wn7L49Oh</a></p>— LIL JON (@LilJon) <a href="https://twitter.com/LilJon/status/166960291945517056" data-datetime="2012-02-07T19:03:30+00:00">February 7, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/Ructions77">Ructions77</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/alecbaldwin">alecbaldwin</a> Why did u call ur daughter Ireland? Alec”Bc she's beautiful but can't manage her finances</p>— AB (@alecbaldwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/alecbaldwin/status/167224369611931649" data-datetime="2012-02-08T12:32:51+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>will be back in uk next month to see my spice girls,can"t wait,missed them all sooooooo much!!!!! girlpower all the way babay!!!</p>— Melanie Brown (@OfficialMelB) <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialMelB/status/167076117335912448" data-datetime="2012-02-08T02:43:45+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hate the process of renewing licenses. Standing outside like I'm at the church program w/ my grandma back in 81 freezin waitin for cheese.</p>— Questo of The Roots (@questlove) <a href="https://twitter.com/questlove/status/167239677059923969" data-datetime="2012-02-08T13:33:40+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm huge in my own head.I'm also huge with people who watch SCREAM once a week.I'm NOT huge in my own house. They're so over me.</p>— matthew lillard (@MatthewLillard) <a href="https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/165127049294524418" data-datetime="2012-02-02T17:38:51+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If I brag tweet it's because I'm excited about my life. I will also tweet about the wicked nastiness in my life.Of which, there's plenty.</p>— matthew lillard (@MatthewLillard) <a href="https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/167114520676925440" data-datetime="2012-02-08T05:16:21+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>why do you always talk about harry potter? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523igetthatalot">#igetthatalot</a></p>— Paris Jacksoη (@ParisJackson) <a href="https://twitter.com/ParisJackson/status/167115021430685697" data-datetime="2012-02-08T05:18:20+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I think it's funny that everyone thinks I'm gay. Well, not everyone just my family, close friends, work people and my boyfriend.</p>— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickSwardson/status/167101431491473408" data-datetime="2012-02-08T04:24:20+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I refuse to put my name on a jewelry line or any product that I deem inferior in quality and overpriced. Bring on the lawsuit.</p>— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrsSOsbourne/status/166960631034028032" data-datetime="2012-02-07T19:04:51+00:00">February 7, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Bible study always starts my Wednesday with a warm and fuzzy feeling!</p>— Melissa Joan Hart (@MellyJHart) <a href="https://twitter.com/MellyJHart/status/167280660187316224" data-datetime="2012-02-08T16:16:31+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>the only time I get starstruck is when I meet MTV Real World stars from the 90s</p>— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) <a href="https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/167228216627564544" data-datetime="2012-02-08T12:48:08+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>ROTFL. That means you're DEFINITELY rolling around on your floor just giggling away...</p>— Abby Elliott (@elliottdotabby) <a href="https://twitter.com/elliottdotabby/status/166762727371575297" data-datetime="2012-02-07T05:58:27+00:00">February 7, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Cheers!!! @<a href="https://twitter.com/todayshow">todayshow</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/klgandhoda">klgandhoda</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/KathieLGifford">KathieLGifford</a> <a href="http://t.co/gGzuEEzN">twitter.com/hodakotb/statu…</a></p>— hoda kotb (@hodakotb) <a href="https://twitter.com/hodakotb/status/167279834932850689" data-datetime="2012-02-08T16:13:16+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>ThankYou Everyone Soo Excited To Show The World "The PaulyD Project" March 29th On @<a href="https://twitter.com/MTV">MTV</a> !!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523thepaulydproject">#thepaulydproject</a></p>— DJ Pauly D (@DJPaulyD) <a href="https://twitter.com/DJPaulyD/status/167271360672960512" data-datetime="2012-02-08T15:39:34+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>FUCK YOU 6am. Hate you.</p>— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericwareheim/status/167225440048644096" data-datetime="2012-02-08T12:37:06+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>yeah i spelled because wrong...if your pissed uff unfolow.. please!</p>— John Cusack (@johncusack) <a href="https://twitter.com/johncusack/status/167340567573966849" data-datetime="2012-02-08T20:14:35+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Couldn't have faced my 5am Gossip Girl call without these trusty jars..... <a href="http://t.co/yiu6NYfm">yfrog.com/h2fe9qnj</a></p>— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethHurley/status/167223616579178498" data-datetime="2012-02-08T12:29:51+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>TODAY is another chance to be who you want to be!!!</p>— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamdiddy/status/167334917892608001" data-datetime="2012-02-08T19:52:08+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Maybe I am a "premature ejaculater." Or MAYBE I'm a super hero named "Turbo Squirt!" (Don't cry when you say it or it won't work)</p>— rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/167317531512676352" data-datetime="2012-02-08T18:43:02+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If new Kennedy book sells I'll be very excited about my new one..."I Blew Roosevelt"</p>— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/167331650550771712" data-datetime="2012-02-08T19:39:09+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"The poor be lazy, whiny complainers.Blessed are the rich for they are the job creators!" - The Bible</p>— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/167294166903173121" data-datetime="2012-02-08T17:10:12+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Cavemen would braise pork with elaborate sauces right? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523paleo">#paleo</a></p>— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) <a href="https://twitter.com/EthanSuplee/status/167363629220507648" data-datetime="2012-02-08T21:46:13+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Explaining a dvr to a 3 year old is super fun.</p>— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) <a href="https://twitter.com/mradamscott/status/167288020280684544" data-datetime="2012-02-08T16:45:46+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Romney just stress ate the Whitmans Sampler he was going to give his wife. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523worstvalentinesdayever">#worstvalentinesdayever</a></p>— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessirklein/status/167286124568510465" data-datetime="2012-02-08T16:38:14+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Over the years, my chin has accumulated so much soup.</p>— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) <a href="https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/167349135656235008" data-datetime="2012-02-08T20:48:37+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kim Jong Un's been awful quiet. Skyrim, I guess.</p>— Dan Cronin (@croninwhocares) <a href="https://twitter.com/croninwhocares/status/167337916413132800" data-datetime="2012-02-08T20:04:02+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Certain bands; stop it. You know who you are.</p>— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) <a href="https://twitter.com/friedmanjon/status/167319366780731392" data-datetime="2012-02-08T18:50:20+00:00">February 8, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult CNN Suspends Roland S. Martin For Homophobic Super Bowl Tweets http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/cnn-suspends-roland-s-martin-for-homophobic-super Roland S. Martin is about to have even more time to tweet. That's because CNN announced this afternoon that Martin, a contributor to the network, has been suspended indefinitely following a pair of homophobic tweets he wrote during last Sunday's Super Bowl (which, as BuzzFeed pointed out , were representative of a larger anti-gay pattern of his).

Here is CNN's full statement, via Metro Weekly:

Roland Martin’s tweets were regrettable and offensive. Language that demeans is inconsistent with the values and culture of our organization, and is not tolerated. We have been giving careful consideration to this matter, and Roland will not be appearing on our air for the time being.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/cnn-suspends-roland-s-martin-for-homophobic-super Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:47:08 -0500 <strong>Roland S. Martin is about to have even more time to tweet.</strong> That&#39;s because CNN announced this afternoon that Martin, a contributor to the network, has been suspended indefinitely following a pair of homophobic tweets he wrote during last Sunday&#39;s Super Bowl (which, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/did-cnns-roland-s-martin-advocate-violence-a">as BuzzFeed pointed out</a>, were representative of a larger anti-gay pattern of his). mattcherette nonadult BREAKING: Rock Singer Likes Cocaine, Candy, And Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.

Via: youngmanhattanite

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:47:09 -0500 <b>Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.</b> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Twitter Buzz: Everybody Had Something To Say About The Super Bowl http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-everybody-had-something-to-say-about Between Madonna's halftime show, the billions of commercials, and the actual game play, the Super Bowl spawned many topics for celebs to weigh in on last night.

Source: @SnoopDogg

Source: @AskDrRuth

Source: @rainnwilson

Source: @birbigs

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-everybody-had-something-to-say-about Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:02:11 -0500 <b>Between Madonna&#39;s halftime show, the billions of commercials, and the actual game play, the Super Bowl spawned many topics for celebs to weigh in on last night.</b> whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna killen the superbowl her show is soo fresh. Wowoowowowowowoowowowowowow!</p>— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) <a href="https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/166335991483858945" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:42:45+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>NYers are all celebrating the Giants victory. Everyone else will just have to crawl into bed, hide under the covers and have sex!</p>— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) <a href="https://twitter.com/AskDrRuth/status/166376921704312832" data-datetime="2012-02-06T04:25:23+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Belichick always looks like his girlfriend broke up with him &amp; he's spent the last several months masturbating.</p>— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/166348617416835074" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:32:55+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"I'll throw it into your hands, then you drop it!" -Tom Brady <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523superbowl">#superbowl</a></p>— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) <a href="https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/166352495998808064" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:48:20+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Super Bowl commercials recap: Clint Eastwood for Chrysler. Very powerful. Chills.</p>— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/166378359511711746" data-datetime="2012-02-06T04:31:06+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Halftime was a pretty elaborate Activia commercial.</p>— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) <a href="https://twitter.com/thefredsavage/status/166329371387379712" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:16:27+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>G Men prevail! Learned to love them on my father's knee! I was 19, but still...</p>— Bill Maher (@billmaher) <a href="https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/166354752370778112" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:57:18+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna had the best Half-time performance of all time !! Everyone on that stage killed it! @<a href="https://twitter.com/nickiminaj">nickiminaj</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/MIAuniverse">MIAuniverse</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/CeeLo">CeeLo</a></p>— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamdiddy/status/166369015894257664" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:53:59+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>That's classic pass interference!</p>— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamwandasykes/status/166345331917856768" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:19:52+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>All the women in this room are screaming!<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523putBradyonhisass">#putBradyonhisass</a> one more play... <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523GoBigBlue">#GoBigBlue</a></p>— Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) <a href="https://twitter.com/StarJonesEsq/status/166353611612356608" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:52:46+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>More like The VaGiants. Just kidding I don't even think that.</p>— gabe liedman (@gabeliedman) <a href="https://twitter.com/gabeliedman/status/166348493932347392" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:32:26+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We had our chances. Congrats Giants. Heart broken. The Yankees suck.</p>— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelChiklis/status/166354482337288193" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:56:13+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I called it!!!!!!!! Giants by 4. Thank you NY.</p>— Donny Osmond (@donnyosmond) <a href="https://twitter.com/donnyosmond/status/166353691601936384" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:53:05+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Did I actually just see Matthew Broderick do a car commercial?</p>— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) <a href="https://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/166342558165905408" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:08:51+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Matthew Broderick doing a car commercial? Omg</p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/166342037728276482" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:06:46+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna and I finally have something in common - neither of us has sung at the <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Superbowl">#Superbowl</a></p>— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/166530250585554944" data-datetime="2012-02-06T14:34:40+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Yuk. Just put it away Madonna. Seriously. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Superbowl">#Superbowl</a></p>— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/166325988152721409" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:03:00+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Tucking">#Tucking</a> is the new <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Tebowing">#Tebowing</a>.<a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523FallonLiveAfterGame">#FallonLiveAfterGame</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/ZH9muCcv">twitter.com/jimmyfallon/st…</a></p>— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/166357918298554369" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:09:53+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"Madonna was fucking great!No way is she too old.She's still got it!" -- Brett Favre <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SuperBowl">#SuperBowl</a></p>— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/166331718628950018" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:25:46+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thinking Madonna's boots were Givenchy. Trying to find out for sure. I need those!!!They were sick!!!</p>— Giuliana Rancic (@GiulianaRancic) <a href="https://twitter.com/GiulianaRancic/status/166348857045815297" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:33:52+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>And the winner is ......Clint Eastwood ! Maybe the best commercial in history.</p>— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) <a href="https://twitter.com/billyraycyrus/status/166337402531614720" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:48:21+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna did a fantastic job on the Super Bowl Half Tiime show!!She is amazing!!!Great job!!!!Loved it!!!!!</p>— Reba McEntire (@reba) <a href="https://twitter.com/reba/status/166329710899511296" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:17:47+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>reason #1 to watch this game..Bend it like Beckham...jeez, was that human????</p>— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) <a href="https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/166315665584693249" data-datetime="2012-02-06T00:21:59+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The Giants season should inspire u! It's not how u start! It's how u finish! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523AnyGivenSunday">#AnyGivenSunday</a> Victory can be Yours! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523LEGGOOO">#LEGGOOO</a></p>— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) <a href="https://twitter.com/BILLBELLAMY/status/166357832663445505" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:09:32+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Yessssss @<a href="https://twitter.com/LMFAO">LMFAO</a> was in the hoooouuuuuuse toniiiiight! lol!</p>— The Real Paula Abdul (@PaulaAbdul) <a href="https://twitter.com/PaulaAbdul/status/166335902577209344" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:42:24+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna was ok but that Hernandez touchdown was the REAL show stopper!</p>— David Wain (@davidwain) <a href="https://twitter.com/davidwain/status/166332495762165760" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:28:51+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Regis killed!</p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/166335394865098752" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:40:23+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wow. Great game. Madonna just took love performance to the NEXT level!!</p>— Fred Durst (@freddurst) <a href="https://twitter.com/freddurst/status/166354628852711427" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:56:48+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This is so intense!!!! And here's a empty water bottle that Hilary from @<a href="https://twitter.com/ladyantebellum">ladyantebellum</a> drank!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523superbowl">#superbowl</a><a href="http://t.co/jKueSQq6">lockerz.com/s/181162885</a></p>— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) <a href="https://twitter.com/joelmchale/status/166353180949626880" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:51:03+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dear Super Bowl Commercials: I already have a car. What I DON'T have is access to more DARK KNIGHT footage. Sell me some of THAT, please.</p>— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/166347393795756032" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:28:03+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Devastated for Tom and the boys. They brought us to the bowl 5 times and took home 3. Hats off to the Giants. Crazy great game. Love The NFL</p>— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelChiklis/status/166357121582104576" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:06:43+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>. @<a href="https://twitter.com/torianddean">torianddean</a> is lying in my arms watching the game. She asks me if the Packers are the favorites to win?? LMAO. How adorable.</p>— Dean McDermott (@Deanracer) <a href="https://twitter.com/Deanracer/status/166348139488477184" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:31:01+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Love Kelly Clarkson, thought she killed it..My all time favorite Idol winner..Damn, Madonna still looks hot! A lot going on, LMFAO highlight</p>— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarioLopezExtra/status/166336463481487360" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:44:37+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna kicked ass 4 gays kabbalists and Botox</p>— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/166331078196461568" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:23:13+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523VOGUE">#VOGUE</a>!!!! I love <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Madonna">#Madonna</a></p>— Toccara Jones (@iamTOCCARA) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamTOCCARA/status/166331405918416898" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:24:32+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ok wait the rescue doggy Bud Light one was pretty amazing too! I love <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523weego">#weego</a> but my rescue Bambi is the cutest!</p>— Tinsley Mortimer (@TinsleyMortimer) <a href="https://twitter.com/TinsleyMortimer/status/166345111058382848" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:18:59+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Battleship!!!</p>— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) <a href="https://twitter.com/thefredsavage/status/166331648709885952" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:25:30+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>First joke yet asking why the Dowager Countess from <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523DowntonAbbey">#DowntonAbbey</a> is appearing at Halftime?</p>— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/166325854807396352" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:02:28+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Damn that Winston Churchill for identifying Clint Eastwood as Cliff! :) Ad included every platitude except 'my bad!'</p>— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/166331491599646721" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:24:52+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Lady Gaga should do the halftime show in 35 years.</p>— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/166331634658979840" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:25:26+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>what are they playing right now? @<a href="https://twitter.com/ladygaga">ladygaga</a> on the edge of glory. interesting.</p>— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) <a href="https://twitter.com/SandraBernhard/status/166330428159045632" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:39+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Nothing I have watching musically has made my heart pump with so much joy then Madonna's performance <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523thesuperbowl">#thesuperbowl</a>fucking amazing!</p>— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) <a href="https://twitter.com/MissKellyO/status/166330405027450880" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:33+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If you win the million you could pay for 10% of that commercial.</p>— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) <a href="https://twitter.com/EthanSuplee/status/166330408479358977" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:34+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Did I miss “Ray of Light” or was it cut from the set list? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SuperBowl">#SuperBowl</a> 46 ads are in 2battles, btw the car ads &amp;... <a href="http://t.co/g3JJIgtS">sulia.com/c/super-bowl-c…</a></p>— Alex McCord (@mccordalex) <a href="https://twitter.com/mccordalex/status/166330755566411777" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:21:57+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Fun at the Super Bowl! <a rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/OfI8bpNF">twitter.com/JessicaSimpson…</a></p>— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/JessicaSimpson/status/166345478999523329" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:20:27+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Favorite commercial so far? ...Beckham....but my baby @<a href="https://twitter.com/eddiejudge">eddiejudge</a>could have done it better.</p>— Tamra Barney (@TamraBarney) <a href="https://twitter.com/TamraBarney/status/166336577088393216" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:45:05+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dear NFL Halftime Show, you're fired. Enter... Tom Petty, Neil Diamond, etc. c'mon.</p>— Stephen Colletti (@StephenColletti) <a href="https://twitter.com/StephenColletti/status/166330600037421057" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:21:19+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>At her <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SuperBowl">#SuperBowl</a> halftime show, Madonna will give us a sneak preview of Lady Gaga's halftime show in 2032.</p>— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/165448082782302208" data-datetime="2012-02-03T14:54:31+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523superbowl">#superbowl</a> The one. The only. CLINT!!!</p>— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobLowe/status/166330473063264256" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:49+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Madonna was amazing!!!!!!! Perfection!!</p>— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) <a href="https://twitter.com/KrisJenner/status/166330291919667203" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:06+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Is Clint Eastwood running for president? Of Detroit? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523halftime">#halftime</a></p>— rob corddry (@robcorddry) <a href="https://twitter.com/robcorddry/status/166330273682829312" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:20:02+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>That M.I.A. person is pretty hardcore. I heard after she gave America the finger, she stole all of our milk and called us "lame-o's."</p>— mileskahn (@mileskahn) <a href="https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/166571039097229313" data-datetime="2012-02-06T17:16:45+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks for flipping the finger M.I.A...now next year the halftime performers will be The Beach Boys and Wayne Newton....</p>— Loni Love (@LoniLove) <a href="https://twitter.com/LoniLove/status/166567821147516928" data-datetime="2012-02-06T17:03:57+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I understand Giselle defending Tom Brady, but I thought her saying, "I want Gilbert Gottfried's cock" was inappropriate.</p>— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealGilbert/status/166559871901245441" data-datetime="2012-02-06T16:32:22+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wes Welker and his mustache are leaving football to go play for the 1970s Pittsburgh Pirates.</p>— John Mulaney (@mulaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/mulaney/status/166551065804812288" data-datetime="2012-02-06T15:57:23+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Flavor Flav,, says !! Thank you NFLnetwork for recognizing me thisevening on your network,!!!Thanx Pepsi cola!!</p>— William J. Drayton(@FlavorFlav) <a href="https://twitter.com/FlavorFlav/status/166470603245748224" data-datetime="2012-02-06T10:37:39+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ceelo looks like a sparkling Reeses wrapper..</p>— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/JayPharoah/status/166328608766439425" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:13:25+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist">#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist</a> "I Really Wish We Didn't Just Lose the Super Bowl" - Bob Dylan</p>— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/166388708856180736" data-datetime="2012-02-06T05:12:14+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist">#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist</a> "Cheeseburger in Paradise" - Jimmy Buffett (I'd be surprised if many of the team members are vegans)</p>— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/166388421072388096" data-datetime="2012-02-06T05:11:05+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist">#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist</a> "Torn" - Natalie Imbruglia (everyone likes that song)</p>— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/166386747045982208" data-datetime="2012-02-06T05:04:26+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wasn't that cute in the Brotherhood of Man NBC ad when Chelsea Handler looked up from her cell like she couldn't be bothered to play along?</p>— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/166386078725570561" data-datetime="2012-02-06T05:01:47+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Best Commercial: <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Detroit">#Detroit</a></p>— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/kalpenn/status/166383794813796352" data-datetime="2012-02-06T04:52:42+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The superbowl is basically an eating orgy with football in the background.</p>— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/Bethenny/status/166364671547420673" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:36:43+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Congrat's to the Giants for an awesome win....I can hear New Yorkers celebrating in the streets...pretty cool!!</p>— Giada De Laurentiis (@GDeLaurentiis) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/GDeLaurentiis/status/166368456332148738" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:51:45+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Doesn't get better than that game. Go Giants!! <a rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/xjeKhFw9">twitter.com/LoBosworth/sta…</a></p>— Lo Bosworth (@LoBosworth) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/LoBosworth/status/166362590996475907" data-datetime="2012-02-06T03:28:27+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Was Skeletor @<a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/madonna">madonna</a> inspiration tonight? <a rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/EXvoeu8f">yfrog.com/h0okvocqj</a></p>— The Misshapes (@THEMISSHAPES) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/THEMISSHAPES/status/166405437778960384" data-datetime="2012-02-06T06:18:42+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN! THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN!</p>— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/166354141264883714" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:54:52+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It's official. ALL products clearly cause spontaneous street parties. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523lifeaccording2commercials">#lifeaccording2commercials</a></p>— Jim Rash (@RashisTVUgly) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/RashisTVUgly/status/166347303609843712" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:27:42+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling &amp; outfits! Beer! You guys bad! We good! Sports yelling! Colors! <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523sports">#sports</a></p>— rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/166257159238201345" data-datetime="2012-02-05T20:29:30+00:00">February 5, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Half time Madonna!!WORLD PEACE!??!Hilarious!But ditch the high heels next time!</p>— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) <a href="https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/166330170913984514" data-datetime="2012-02-06T01:19:37+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Who's going to the Giants parade tomorrow?</p>— Michael Sorrentino (@ItsTheSituation) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsTheSituation/status/166595159419658240" data-datetime="2012-02-06T18:52:35+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"@<a href="https://twitter.com/THEMISSHAPES">THEMISSHAPES</a>: Was Skeletor @<a href="https://twitter.com/madonna">madonna</a> inspiration tonight? <a href="http://t.co/KdCb7ogT">yfrog.com/h0okvocqj</a>" bwahahahaha!!!</p>— Charlese Antoinette (@Chaythegr8) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chaythegr8/status/166406065540440065" data-datetime="2012-02-06T06:21:12+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Turn in your mustache, Welker.</p>— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) <a href="https://twitter.com/thesulk/status/166349238433886208" data-datetime="2012-02-06T02:35:23+00:00">February 6, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult Social Media Explained With Donuts http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/social-media-explained-with-donuts Deliciously informative.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/social-media-explained-with-donuts Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:53:23 -0500 <b>Deliciously informative.</b> gavon nonadult Did CNN&#39;s Roland S. Martin Advocate Violence Against Gay Men? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/did-cnns-roland-s-martin-advocate-violence-a CNN commentator Roland S. Martin raised eyebrows on Sunday when he seemingly advocated violence against gay men in a series of tweets. Martin has since denied that the tweets were homophobic, but a quick look back on his Twitter timeline reveals a history of questionable statements.

Upon viewing H&M's David Beckham Bodywear Super Bowl commercial on Sunday, Martin sent out the following two tweets:

Upon being challenged by others on his statements, Martin got defensive, eventually claiming that the Beckham tweets weren't anti-gay, but anti-soccer:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/did-cnns-roland-s-martin-advocate-violence-a Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:32:08 -0500 <strong>CNN commentator Roland S. Martin raised eyebrows on Sunday when he seemingly advocated violence against gay men in a series of tweets.</strong> Martin has since denied that the tweets were homophobic, but a quick look back on his Twitter timeline reveals a history of questionable statements. mattcherette nonadult Upon viewing H&amp;M&#39;s David Beckham Bodywear Super Bowl commercial on Sunday, Martin sent out the following two tweets: nonadult nonadult nonadult Upon being challenged by others on his statements, Martin got defensive, eventually claiming that the Beckham tweets weren&#39;t anti-gay, but anti-soccer: nonadult nonadult nonadult Not only does Martin&#39;s explanation not make sense--he&#39;s not ripping on soccer, he&#39;s saying that men who are "hyped" about Beckham&#39;s underwear ad are not "real bruhs" and should be "smacked"--but a quick look back on his Twitter timeline reveals at least four other questionable tweets: nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Something tells me Martin won&#39;t have such an easy time explaining those ones away. Then again, maybe I&#39;m just defective. Which reminds me, I&#39;m overdue for my next dose of testosterone pills! nonadult Twitter Buzz: Miley&#39;s Awkward Family Photo http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-mileys-awkward-family-photo Today, Miley Cyrus offers up an awkward family portrait of her own. Plus, Elizabeth Banks misses lost, Paris Jackson engages with the Kardashians, and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are awkwardly tweeting with each other.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-mileys-awkward-family-photo Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:47:08 -0500 <b>Today, Miley Cyrus offers up an awkward family portrait of her own.</b> Plus, Elizabeth Banks misses lost, Paris Jackson engages with the Kardashians, and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are awkwardly tweeting with each other. whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Awkward family photos. Look @<a href="https://twitter.com/billyraycyrus">billyraycyrus</a> always giving face! <a href="http://t.co/VCFjwuZK">twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…</a></p>— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) <a href="https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/165300214016643073" data-datetime="2012-02-03T05:06:57+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My driver's name is Sayid which reminds me, I miss Lost. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Penny">#Penny</a>&amp;DesmondForever <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Nerd">#Nerd</a></p>— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/165231251475800065" data-datetime="2012-02-03T00:32:54+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Remember how Sun was going to leave Jin but the island made them fall in love again? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523wistfulaboutLost">#wistfulaboutLost</a></p>— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/165232151103676417" data-datetime="2012-02-03T00:36:29+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Of course @<a href="https://twitter.com/ladygaga">ladygaga</a> will never tweet me back despite calling me an influence! It's tres Maddona-ish!</p>— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoyGeorge/status/165439872553848832" data-datetime="2012-02-03T14:21:54+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>TLC should make a reality show about a husband and wife who manage a Taco Bell called "Runs in the Family".</p>— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) <a href="https://twitter.com/maxsilvestri/status/165456564176699394" data-datetime="2012-02-03T15:28:13+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Unbelievable !! Worst attempt ... at not being funny ! <a href="http://t.co/ye8ZdKv2">youtube.com/watch?v=oPpzJA…</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523KeyandPeele">#KeyandPeele</a></p>— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay01) <a href="https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay01/status/165113133466267648" data-datetime="2012-02-02T16:43:33+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My birthday wish for @<a href="https://twitter.com/LaurenConrad">LaurenConrad</a> is for her to find true love like <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Speidi">#Speidi</a></p>— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) <a href="https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/164888980666589184" data-datetime="2012-02-02T01:52:51+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It's Groundhog Day.... again....</p>— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) <a href="https://twitter.com/wilw/status/165307772374761472" data-datetime="2012-02-03T05:36:58+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm happy for Adam Lambert for getting the job as lead singer of Queen but sad for me not getting the gig. I thought I had this in the bag.</p>— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) <a href="https://twitter.com/JenKirkman/status/165525672033386496" data-datetime="2012-02-03T20:02:50+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dude u r pretty hot! What else is there to give u? Man if we weren't related... LOL "@<a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian">KimKardashian</a>: Khloe/@<a href="https://twitter.com/ParisJackson">ParisJackson</a> OMG LOVE FEST!"</p>— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KhloeKardashian/status/165336508876849152" data-datetime="2012-02-03T07:31:10+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I was sent home by our director @<a href="https://twitter.com/davidwain">davidwain</a> after my first scene and told to watch and study this. I think he is in it. <a href="http://t.co/J5lzrhKz">twitter.com/iamgreenfield/…</a></p>— max greenfield (@iamgreenfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamgreenfield/status/165524831129972737" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:59:30+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When I see a flower I wonder. How did the lord make you? Full of smells and mystery. Colors and- wait sorry, not flowers I meant vaginas.</p>— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickSwardson/status/165522782761918465" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:51:21+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Buzzed on Proseco w/nothin' to do. What to do?</p>— Retta (@JokeDiva) <a href="https://twitter.com/JokeDiva/status/165519829846065152" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:39:37+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just had an excellent piece of salmon at the airport. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Truth">#Truth</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523ThingsYouNeverHear">#ThingsYouNeverHear</a></p>— marc maron (@marcmaron) <a href="https://twitter.com/marcmaron/status/165512179607543811" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:09:13+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Photo: Dragton Abbey w/ RuPaul. <a href="http://t.co/FXVCBGHl">tmblr.co/ZedObyFqOMGq</a></p>— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonahray/status/165515603770216448" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:22:49+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In the strongest sign that the economy is improving, Republicans have started saying Obama wasn't born here again.</p>— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/165460547834359808" data-datetime="2012-02-03T15:44:03+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>'no Kim, this is not normal' - kris kardashianWell no fucking shit, lady</p>— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) <a href="https://twitter.com/Alancumming/status/165532655868325888" data-datetime="2012-02-03T20:30:35+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>So , I heard Demi Moore was secretly at Miley Cyrus' penis cake party.. Just repeating some news I heard</p>— mary lynn rajskub (@rajskub) <a href="https://twitter.com/rajskub/status/165537392516800512" data-datetime="2012-02-03T20:49:24+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard">MatthewLillard</a> ........ Bob?!!!.... na wait, you're jesus!!!!</p>— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) <a href="https://twitter.com/DevonESawa/status/165544487601446912" data-datetime="2012-02-03T21:17:36+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I CAN"T BELIEVE THE KOMEN FOUND--- huh? What's that? Oh ok. That's good. Nevermind y'all.</p>— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) <a href="https://twitter.com/azizansari/status/165505148301492225" data-datetime="2012-02-03T18:41:16+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Unemployment drops to 8.3%.Romney says that's only because the very poor are finally hiring.</p>— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/165539508828385280" data-datetime="2012-02-03T20:57:49+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"The scariest things need to be joked about or they will overwhelm us."I put that in quotes even though I said it.</p>— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/165551957963059203" data-datetime="2012-02-03T21:47:17+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You ever think about death for a few seconds and then realize why television is great.</p>— marc maron (@marcmaron) <a href="https://twitter.com/marcmaron/status/164552398965194753" data-datetime="2012-02-01T03:35:23+00:00">February 1, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>c u there! RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/alecbaldwin">alecbaldwin</a>: NFL Alumni dinner tonight.</p>— rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/165571618649812993" data-datetime="2012-02-03T23:05:24+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Romney's not concerned about the poor.Unless one of them misses a spot while trimming his hedges.</p>— Denis Leary (@denisleary) <a href="https://twitter.com/denisleary/status/165435852955201536" data-datetime="2012-02-03T14:05:55+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I bet beavers have no idea what their name means.</p>— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/165541336152416256" data-datetime="2012-02-03T21:05:04+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>the sushi chef at japanese restaurant i went to last night had a really bad tempur-asorry @<a href="https://twitter.com/larrymurphyjr">larrymurphyjr</a></p>— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) <a href="https://twitter.com/HJBenjamin/status/165566250427224064" data-datetime="2012-02-03T22:44:04+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ball so hard, let's get faded, le Meurice for like six days, gold bottles, scold models, spillin' Ace on my sick J's</p>— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) <a href="https://twitter.com/mrbradgoreski/status/165572796712361984" data-datetime="2012-02-03T23:10:05+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Never!! “@<a href="https://twitter.com/davidarquette">davidarquette</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/CourteneyCox">CourteneyCox</a> I thought you blocked me.  glad you didn't BFF”</p>— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) <a href="https://twitter.com/CourteneyCox/status/164933202224492544" data-datetime="2012-02-02T04:48:34+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>OMG @<a href="https://twitter.com/twitter">twitter</a>! Thank u for my Verification Crown!! Gorgeous! PLS send one to ANY follower who helped <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523verifyanagasteyer">#verifyanagasteyer</a> <a href="http://t.co/Wi3nWL3h">twitter.com/AnaGasteyer/st…</a></p>— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnaGasteyer/status/165515630047535105" data-datetime="2012-02-03T19:22:56+00:00">February 3, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult The Top 10 Most Disturbing Tweets From Mario Lopez&#39;s Dog http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-disturbing-tweets-from-mario-lopezs-dog Soooo, Mario Lopez runs a Twitter account for his dog. It’s kind of gross. (h/t to drinkyourjuice for making me aware of this.)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-disturbing-tweets-from-mario-lopezs-dog Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:54:26 -0500 <b>Soooo, Mario Lopez runs a <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JulioCCLopez">Twitter account</a> for his dog.</b> It's kind of gross. (h/t to <a href="http://drinkyourjuice.tumblr.com/post/16964196361/tonight-i-went-to-the-taping-of-julie-klausners">drinkyourjuice</a> for making me aware of this.) mjs538 nonadult Twitter Buzz: Dr. Ruth Somehow Equates Sex With Groundhogs http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-dr-ruth-somehow-equates-sex-with-gr Today, Dr. Ruth decided to compare a groundhog seeing its shadow to giving your partner orgasms. Okay, then!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-dr-ruth-somehow-equates-sex-with-gr Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:02:11 -0500 <b>Today, Dr. Ruth decided to compare a groundhog seeing its shadow to giving your partner orgasms.</b> Okay, then! whitneyjefferson nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>OK, if the groundhog sees his shadow, males go on top. If he doesn't, females. At least for tomorrow's first go round!</p>— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) <a href="https://twitter.com/AskDrRuth/status/164869462175137792" data-datetime="2012-02-02T00:35:17+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just because there's the word “hog” in Ground Hog Day doesn't mean that you can have sex without giving your partner an orgasm.</p>— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) <a href="https://twitter.com/AskDrRuth/status/165116592827539457" data-datetime="2012-02-02T16:57:18+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ground hogs can't agree so I recommend you compromise w/ side by side position. Good one because male can stimulate clit during sex.</p>— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) <a href="https://twitter.com/AskDrRuth/status/165089583053283328" data-datetime="2012-02-02T15:09:58+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Any connection that <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523MittRomney">#MittRomney</a> the whitest man ever won Fla.and prob the nomination this week and the host of Soul Train killed himself?</p>— Bill Maher (@billmaher) <a href="https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/165163740029923330" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:04:38+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I just want to meet a girl who likes me for who I am. Also she should have three boobs, like the chick in Total Recall.</p>— mileskahn (@mileskahn) <a href="https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/165060354907443200" data-datetime="2012-02-02T13:13:49+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Punxsutawney Phil came out of his lair and saw his own dick which means Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close will win Best Picture.</p>— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessirklein/status/165164658020466688" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:08:17+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Newt Gingrich is going to be a President "for all Americans," including the children he thinks should work as janitors in their own schools.</p>— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) <a href="https://twitter.com/DougBenson/status/165142265579319296" data-datetime="2012-02-02T18:39:18+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Every time you say the word "Trump" a Miss Universe contestant loses her virginity.</p>— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/165174956810960898" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:49:13+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT-TERRY-YOU'RE-NOT-MY-REAL-DAD</p>— rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/165152057379131393" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:18:13+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Van Halen played a secret show last night in LA. I hope they only played their new stuff because that's what their fans want to hear.</p>— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) <a href="https://twitter.com/joelmchale/status/165089133793001472" data-datetime="2012-02-02T15:08:11+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Clooney’s ex now dating Steve-O. “Oh, Steve, George was so stuffy. As much as I begged him, he’d NEVER staple his ball bag to his leg!”</p>— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) <a href="https://twitter.com/LisaLampanelli/status/165162588928348160" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:00:04+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Trump came out to endorse. Saw his hair. Six more weeks of winter.</p>— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/165153737608937472" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:24:54+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Shooting bits with @<a href="https://twitter.com/timheidecker">timheidecker</a> for Kimmel tonight.<a href="http://t.co/7ou01EqB">lockerz.com/s/180050846</a></p>— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericwareheim/status/165151147328421890" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:14:36+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Annie was an orphan because she was a filthy, disgusting, ginger kid who wouldn't stop singing.</p>— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/164941932840230912" data-datetime="2012-02-02T05:23:15+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>i can only think of one other time in my life i've been this pissed off at a groundhog.(he slept with my wife)</p>— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) <a href="https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/165175986655215616" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:53:18+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>WOW Facebook!!! Feelin' inspired by the talented minds of Mark Zuckerberg &amp; Sheryl Sandberg. Talk abt 1 powerful business duo!</p>— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/tyrabanks/status/164838499042856962" data-datetime="2012-02-01T22:32:15+00:00">February 1, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You only regret the things you DON'T do !! gor for it ! love Diane</p>— DVF (@DVF) <a href="https://twitter.com/DVF/status/164947853502984192" data-datetime="2012-02-02T05:46:47+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hindsight is 20-20 but I totally should have invented facebook.</p>— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) <a href="https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/164861921739276290" data-datetime="2012-02-02T00:05:19+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Armistice - Phoenix. Man if I could go to a Phoenix concert....</p>— Ireland (@IrelandBBaldwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/IrelandBBaldwin/status/165091327153946626" data-datetime="2012-02-02T15:16:54+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>my other dream? To be in @<a href="https://twitter.com/theblackkeys">theblackkeys</a> music videos. And see them play at every show ever. I would get emotional.</p>— Ireland (@IrelandBBaldwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/IrelandBBaldwin/status/165093241413308420" data-datetime="2012-02-02T15:24:30+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks to the mid-level Universal publicity exec who came up w/ the tagline 4 the new Denzel movie, Safe House. "NO ONE IS SAFE". So true.</p>— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/165148750887661568" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:05:05+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Clint Eastwood &amp; Justin Timberlake (@<a href="https://twitter.com/jtimberlake">jtimberlake</a>) to star in a movie together. Quite a combo</p>— Jackie Collins (@jackiejcollins) <a href="https://twitter.com/jackiejcollins/status/165092422911672321" data-datetime="2012-02-02T15:21:15+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My pillow and I are in a really serious relationship. We sleep together every night. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523cheesyjoke">#cheesyjoke</a></p>— MichelleTrachtenberg (@RealMichelleT) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMichelleT/status/165000728056827904" data-datetime="2012-02-02T09:16:53+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hipster cannibals only eat vegans</p>— Jamie Kennedy (@JamieKennedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamieKennedy/status/165139946385063936" data-datetime="2012-02-02T18:30:06+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Donald Trump's endorsement means nothing. Remember when he endorsed eating pizza backwards, for Pizza Hut? That didn't stick!</p>— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) <a href="https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/165184547791699968" data-datetime="2012-02-02T21:27:19+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>please help get Jon Benjamin Has A Van cancelled by contacting @<a href="https://twitter.com/comedycentral">comedycentral</a> and imploring them to cancel it today. spread the word! thanks</p>— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) <a href="https://twitter.com/HJBenjamin/status/165181621815885824" data-datetime="2012-02-02T21:15:42+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Brad Pitt says sometimes he gives his kids Coke 2 get em going. Doesn’t he watch T&amp;T? Soda... out, Go-Go Juice... IN</p>— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) <a href="https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/165193321919156225" data-datetime="2012-02-02T22:02:11+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Does anyone ever live long enough to use all the Q tips in those boxes? Gah dammit if I'm not gonna sure as hell try.</p>— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) <a href="https://twitter.com/hayeslady/status/165158469048074241" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:43:42+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Every time a door is marked "Not An Exit" I think, it must b an entrance, but to what? To a room full of marshmallow giraffes? No. It's not.</p>— T.J. Miller (@nottjmiller) <a href="https://twitter.com/nottjmiller/status/165170248029442048" data-datetime="2012-02-02T20:30:30+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Universal truth: Every band you've ever loved will reunite except The Smiths.</p>— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottAukerman/status/165150768075243520" data-datetime="2012-02-02T19:13:06+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You have friends??? RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian">KimKardashian</a>: Best night with my best friends!</p>— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobKardashian/status/164928496571920384" data-datetime="2012-02-02T04:29:52+00:00">February 2, 2012</a></blockquote> nonadult Twitter Buzz: Ana Gasteyer&#39;s Crusade To Have Her Account Verified http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-ana-gasteyers-crusade-to-have-her-a Today, Ana Gasteyer begged and pleaded with the Twitter Gods to verify her account. Plus, Arnold Schwarzenegger is traveling the world, Samuel L. Jackson hangs with Michelle Obama, and Heidi Montag’s been inhaling a bit too many fumes.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-just-because-it-worked-for-cory-to Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:47:08 -0500 Today on Twitter, Ben Savage gives some weak advice that only really ever works in the movies (or on "Boy Meets World"). Plus, "Community" is filming again, The Rock loves his teeny dog, and Rob Lowe finds his old friend Emilio Estavez in an odd place. whitneyjefferson nonadult Twitter Buzz: Hugh Hefner Hopes James Franco&#39;s Portrayal Of Him Will Be Accurate http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-hugh-hefner-hopes-james-francos-por Today on Twitter, Hugh Hefner called James Franco a “heart throb” but then made it clear that he hopes the actor stays true to life in his portrayal of Mr. Playboy. Plus, Lea Michele’s not-so-humble brag, the curious case of Dita Von Teese’s missing freckles, Don Rickles may be confusing Twitter for Google search, and Brooke Hogan new pet mouse fetus.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-hugh-hefner-hopes-james-francos-por Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:47:09 -0500 <b>Today on Twitter, Hugh Hefner called James Franco a "heart throb" but then made it clear that he hopes the actor stays true to life in his portrayal of Mr. Playboy.</b> Plus, Lea Michele's not-so-humble brag, the curious case of Dita Von Teese's missing freckles, Don Rickles may be confusing Twitter for Google search, and Brooke Hogan new pet mouse fetus. whitneyjefferson nonadult Twitter Recruitment Video Is So Bad It&#39;s Good http://www.geekosystem.com/twitter-recruitment-video/

Twitter pushed out a home-brewed recruitment video to entice people to work for them and, friends, it’s awful. But it’s also fantastic.

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]]> http://www.geekosystem.com/twitter-recruitment-video/ Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:17:08 -0500 <b>Twitter pushed out a home-brewed recruitment video to entice people to work for them and, friends, it's awful.</b> But it's also fantastic. geekosystem.com nonadult