Santa has started a new Twitter account, and apparently he only updates it when he's drunk… And he's drunk A LOT.

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1. Visit Loaded Santa’s Twitter for More

Link: http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/c...

In what may be the first ever Twitter-to-TV deal, the popular Twitter Sh*t My Dad Says scored a script commitment from CBS. So how long till The Sockington Show ?

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Either they got hacked, or it's just a really slow news day.

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This fail whale Halloween costume is full of win.

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Another milestone: Twitter now has its own dedicated device. From the makers of Peek , one of last year's top gadgets.

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Larry King stepped away from the dinosaur rodeo to pose for a pic with the original gangsta before uploading it to his brilliant Twitter account. In related news, is Larry King already dead ?

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1. Larry King Doesn’t Know His ‘Website Number,’ But He Sure Can Tweet Like a Pro

Blossom tweets and somehow has less followers than me (and I've even been Danny DeTweetoed !) That ain't right, you guys. FOLLOW BLOSSOM! Even sadder: Six hasn't even tweeted yet!

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The Best Links:

1. Mayim Bialik (MayimBialik) on Twitter
2. How Danny DeVito Taught Me To Love Twitter
3. Jenna Von Oy (jenna_von_oy) on Twitter
4. Eliot Glazer (eliotglazer) on Twitter
5. Blossom: Before & After

Nothing makes me truly happy like a good old-fashioned celebrity TwitPic. The most recently celebrity to give me endless Twitter enjoyment is pint-sized comic, Danny DeVito , whose latest TwitPic reads “Cat, terracotta, pot, with Troll foot, under umbrella. Beverly Hills California” and is fantastic.

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The Best Links:

1. @Danny_DeVito: a MUST follow.

OH NOEZ, Miley quit Twitter ! She claims she had a “problem” but sadly your pleading hashtags won't bring her back — not according to this 'explanation rap' (new genre!) just released on YouTube. She wants her privacy! She's just being Miley, y'all!

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The Best Links:

1. RIP Miley’s Twitter
2. Miley Quits Twitter for Her Boyfriend?

Twitter was down again today. Mashable was on the case to explain that timelines haven't been updated and there is no news from Twitter as to when things will be back up. Let the retweeting begin! [Note: at the time of uploading this over 515 people have retweeted the article. Brilliant.]

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Link: http://twitter.com/realtracymorgan

Well that was fast.

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1. The Worldwide Campaign To Bring Tracy Morgan to Twitter [VIDEO]

Link: http://twitter.com/shhdontellsteve

Steve's roommate has been tweeting Steve's actions for the past few months. Everything from his bizarre diet to his budding relationship with someone named “Burrito Girl”. Steve has no idea. Part of me feels dirty for knowing all these details about Steve's life. But that part of me isn't in charge of my Twitter account, so it works out in the end.

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CULTURE BUZZ: Aside from ol' Good Faithful , my new most favorite Twitterer and tweet topic is writer @SusanOrlean and her chickens! You guys, if (OK, when) I get chickens, what should I name them? Orlean's chicks are named Tookie, Merry-go-round, Mabel Black Label, Ruby and Laura .

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The Best Links:

1. Susan Orlean (susanorlean) on Twitter
2. We Can’t Be the Only Ones in Love With Susan Orlean’s Chicken Tweets
3. Susan Orlean is Like a Crazy Cat Lady, but With Chickens

You would think that by the time this guy made his 400th unfortunate double entendre, he would learn to choose his words a little better.

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1. Via The Academy Of Internet Arts And Sciences

Quick! RUUUUUUUUNNNN to your computer and start following Twitter's ( other ) most amazing celebrity: Danny DeVito, whose Twitter profile picture alone wins a million Internet points.

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The Best Links:

1. Danny DeVito (Danny_DeVito) on Twitter

To celebrate her 1 million followers, Soleil Moon Frye dressed up as Punky Brewster on UStream and made everyone watching feel really, really old.

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Link: http://tweetfromabove.com/

We've all had the situation on Twitter where you want to tweet something without it being attributed to you. Well, here's your chance.

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Link: http://woofertime.com/

Woofer calls itself the macroblogging alternative to twitter, where instead of a paltry 140 maximum, you need to post at least 1400 characters. Here's my first attempt at “woofing” .

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Ben Stiller reveals the conference room of people who tweet for him and asks Ryan Seacrest for a shout-out on Twitter. At least we'll never have to see that Stiller/Seacrest bromance. Via Gotcha Media

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Link: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Shit My Dad Says, a twitter feed of every patronizing and condescending thing Justin's 72 year old father says to him during the day.

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