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Once upon a time VAMPIRESEXWEREWOLFORGY!!! The End.

Cracked a year ago 6 responses

Twilight In Four Seconds

Truly, this was a movie about expressing yourself against all odds. Or a cleverly disguised anti-shirt propaganda.

Donna Dickens a year ago 123 responses

Alex Reads Twilight

British musician Alex Day documents his first time reading Twilight with this chapter-by-chapter mockery of the inexplicably popular and poorly written tween lit series. His reactions are genuine, hilarious, and immensely quotable…and although I swore I’d never go anywhere near these “books”, I just sat through the first 22 chapters and am eagerly awaiting the next installment. Here is the story so far: View List ›

Rebecca E. 2 years ago 81 responses

Vampires Suck Trailer

This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don’t know which is worse, this movie or Twilight. Watch Video ›

Eduardo M. 2 years ago 64 responses

Nightlight

The Harvard Lampoon will release a parody novel of Twilight about a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.” If anything, it’ll be a book that you can finally relate to. Read More ›

Peggy Wang 3 years ago 6 responses

The Twilight Before Christmas

Your two favorite things together at last - tedious movies about broody, adolescent vampires … and Santa. Hooray! Watch Video ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago respond