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Internet candy: The Awl's Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Mary HK Choi break down the latest Twilight movie for your enjoyment. The Jordan Catalano call is pretty much spot-on.
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!
We don't really follow Twilight, but we do follow adult vampires dressed like Count Chocula. Someone dress up Taylor Lautner as Teen Wolf, stat!
Celebrity Buzz Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame, Jesus, read an US Weekly) has been rocking quite the mullet on her New Moon press tour. It's a statement! Some other famous people should really try it out.
Movie Buzz Aubrey Plaza and Internet Fat Guy John Gemberling star in Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. [via]
Movie Buzz Hey everyone, it's New Moon Week! Here are some vampire-inspired tote bags, wallets, and onesies for you to wear to the midnight showing on Thursday. (Thanks to Etsy and Regretsy for enabling this merchandise.)
I've never seen Twilight, but for some reason I thought it was about vampires. Had I known it was actually about ice cream cake, I would have considered seeing it.
This chick is going to be the shocked person on Maury in like 3 weeks. Todd FTW.
Two things I kind of non-ironically love! Also, how much does she look like Bella? Amazingly creepy.
Culture Buzz The Harvard Lampoon will release a parody novel of Twilight about a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.” If anything, it'll be a book that you can finally relate to.
A Utah corn farm has carved likenesses of Edward and Jacob, two characters from the upcoming New Moon movie, into their fields in celebration of the film's November release. Regardless of which team's maze you choose to explore, everyone loses.
Edward Cullen is the name of the monster from Twilight or something. And now you can have a shower curtain with his face on it, which is not creepy at all. Recommendation (if you do buy this): Hang it up facing inwards so Edward's disembodied head can watch you while you shower. (Via Geekologie.)
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Nude photos of Twilight Actress Ashley Greene have surfaced on the internet.
Culture Buzz FINALLY! A clever vampire mashup mixes the witty world of Buffy with the sappy dramatics of Twilight, because you know Buffy wouldn't take the creepy Edward Cullen stalking. Note to Twilight fans: don't hurt me!
Celebrity Buzz Twilight star Rob Pattinson was hit by a cab while fleeing a legion of rabid teenage girls in front of the Strand Bookstore on Broadway and 12th Street in New York. He was unharmed. Stay tuned for more updates as this story progresses, and feel free to add your thoughts and prayers for Rob Pattinson and the Twilight series in the comments.
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Check out the latest trailer for Twilight over at Best Week Ever.
“Twilight With Cheeseburgers” is a parody trailer spoof that works on many levels.
Someone has been reading waaaaay to much twilight.
Celebrity Buzz The young actress will “sink her teeth” (like a vampire, which is a joke) into a role in the sequel to tween sensation Twilight. To be honest, we were so gunning for Pepsi Girl.
Drink up boys, it’s good for you—or for your heart…
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