Objective: I want a job, obviously.
“By all means, call me a millennial.”
The warmth never bothered me anyway.
Your ~most formative years~.
Dieting and going to the gym are NOT on this list.
Who you calling a ho ho ho?
Because how long until you’re immune to that ointment your doctor recommended?
I’m Mrs. She’s Too Broke To Brunch With Us.
You’re a Jessica in the sheets and an Elizabeth in the streets.
“I’ll be there for you… if there’s free pizza.”
“Do you want to go to Taco Bell?”
Honour thy roommate, knock before entering.
We should all get a little somethin’ somethin’ for checking our voicemails.
Let me hear you say heyyy 28!
Procrastinating > productivity.
The real world is too real.
It’s all fun and games until you realized you have actual taxes to pay. Thankfully, Grace Helbig, YouTube star and new author, is here to help you gently enter adulthood.
Work’s bad enough as it is, add in the fact that everyone you work with is at least twice your age and it’s pretty much hell on earth.
Why isn’t there a Tinder for pizza?
One time we grew into adults, and it sucked.
“When in Rome,” “YOLO,” and all that jazz.
27, 28, 29 … CRUCIAL YEARS, I TELL YOU.
In college, no one is too cool for school.
TGIFuel ration day, am I right?
It’s never too early to get your shit together.
What if we could turn water into two-buck Chuck?
“Everything’s great” = it’s probably not.