Knock Knock. Who’s there? ADULTHOOD.
The end is nigh.
Come here, you beautiful hot mess.
Why do you even bother asking?
Because the struggle is real.
Basically, your twenties are a nightmare, and your thirties are the gift that keeps on giving.
Can’t we all just agree that if you were 20-years-old in any period of history you were probably obnoxious?
This year, the 18 to 30 set was blamed for destroying everything from the military to the beef industry. And just about everything else.