No one. NO. ONE. Is she a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills or a Herpetologist?
The Minnesota Vikings running back disputed several claims made in Sunday’s Minneapolis Star Tribune story on Peterson. The article comes as Peterson appears in court after being charged with child abuse.
“It’s Raining Umbrellas.”
The game of life will always have a 1UP on you.
Featuring a pug in a ball pen, NFL players reading mean tweets about themselves, and a man drinking an entire bottle of whiskey in 15 seconds.
A media mogul may be Twitter’s best troll.
In order from true to TRUEEEE.
More like, “LOLa Benanti.”
Gove is no longer education secretary. Teachers are pleased.
“If this is you, then you better fill out your FAFSA.”
Yes, you ARE the only one.
The turn down is also real.
Straight guys are so weird.
Hope you made your mama proud this Mother’s Day by not being any of these people.
The terrifying, beating heart of your Twitter feed.
Conor Collins only used the negative tweets sent to Daley following his coming out.
You can call her queen bee (of tweets).
The singer is in Chicago on tour and tweeted throughout her very first Bulls game. It was delightful.
Count your lucky stars you didn’t have Twitter when you were in high school.
Betty White begs to differ.
Maggie Smith begs to differ.