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Astrophysicist with attitude.
The king of horror? More like the king of sass.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner pinned the tweet to the top of her timeline, and seemed unapologetic in a follow-up tweet. She is at the center of a crisis in Argentina involving the death of prosecutor Alberto Nisman.
Don’t judge – we’ve all been there.
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“Given women generally struggle to read maps it’s a little ironic the voice on the Sat Nav given [sic] directions is a female.”
Only monkeys believe in climate change. #Blizzard
Officer Phillip White’s tweets were “troubling, not criminal,” according to the Santa Clara County District Attorney’s Office.
As of their social media mix-up this morning, DD officially stands for Doing Drugs.
What you really mean on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and Facebook.
Pressure is continuing to build on the San Jose Police Department, after BuzzFeed News exposed the controversial tweets made by one of its officers against civil rights protesters.
“By the way if anyone feels they can’t breathe or their lives matter I’ll be at the movies tonight, off duty, carrying my gun,” Officer Phillip White tweeted.
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And some people seem to agree.
Crows-*what*-across the face?!
“At this point I’m so used to it. It still bothers me, but I just expect it.”
Update: CBS will be using their new theme music to open the broadcast instead of Rihanna’s song.The singer lashed out at the network after they pulled her song from the inaugural broadcast of Thursday Night Football following the Ray Rice domestic violence controversy.
We trust you shall use these tricks wisely.
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And it didn’t get better from there.
“You can tell a man by his ankles.”
They won’t even read your cover letter.