Increase your vocabulary. And your street cred.
And some people seem to agree.
Crows-*what*-across the face?!
“At this point I’m so used to it. It still bothers me, but I just expect it.”
Update: CBS will be using their new theme music to open the broadcast instead of Rihanna’s song.The singer lashed out at the network after they pulled her song from the inaugural broadcast of Thursday Night Football following the Ray Rice domestic violence controversy.
We trust you shall use these tricks wisely.
Who’s the most popular tweeter in YOUR state?
And it didn’t get better from there.
“You can tell a man by his ankles.”
They won’t even read your cover letter.
After Team USA won Monday’s World Cup match against Ghana, Delta Airlines celebrated with a picture of the Statue of Liberty and a giraffe. Oops.
The most retweeted tweet of all time vanished Tuesday. Update: About an hour after Twitter posted a bug was causing some tweets to not be visible, the tweet reappeared.
Plus a device that translates your dog’s thoughts into human words, guess the celeb from their throwback pic, and ‘Batman Vs. Terminator.’
But don’t worry, I’m sure that it will lead to a happy ending.
Among the things that Twitter considers to be potentially damaging to its future are: loss of celebrity tweeters, government action, spam and changes to its corporate culture.
“Being a Big V blogger felt like being an emperor,” Chinese online celebrity Charles Xue confesses from jail. For China’s news bloggers, going viral can mean three years in prison.
Take a tweet down memory lane.
The social network, led by Chief Executive Dick Costolo, made official what technology and financial pundits have been speculating for well over a year: that it will go public. Papers were filed with the SEC and an offering is expected later this year or early in 2014.
Hassan Rouhani, a Muslim cleric and an Ayatollah follower, was voted to power in June.
Beatriz Tinoco (@bktinoco) tweeted about the day she met her tennis hero and how “dorky” and “funny” and “amazing” and “kind” he is. This will make you smile and cry and love Federer even more than you do right now.
The X-Men actor tweeted a photo of himself dead lifting an immense amount of weight, but the photo becomes even more insane the longer you stare at it.
Yes, the Vatican is offering indulgences to those who follow Pope Francis on Twitter during World Youth Day, but that’s just one small part of their social media campaign.
Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life.
For hedge funds engaged in proxy battles, taking to Twitter can get costly. Legal fees, on average, run around $2,000 per tweet.
To the window, to the wall, till the sweat drops down my – holy cow, were the 2000s gross!
25,000 retweets in the first 10 minutes. It roughly translates as “We Have Pope Francis.”
Looking at you, people who love to humblebrag!