The teen queen tweeted about scratching her mommy's scabs in bed. Just goes to show you, you can take the girl out of the deep south, but you can't take the deep south out of the girl. (Sorry, Southern readers, I didn't mean to offend you! I love the South, just not the Cyrus compound!)

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I think her torso stayed the same size.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: The young actress will “sink her teeth” (like a vampire, which is a joke) into a role in the sequel to tween sensation Twilight . To be honest, we were so gunning for Pepsi Girl .

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The Best Links:

1. Dakota Looks Toward “New Moon”
2. “We’re Pretty Sure She’ll Have Kristin Stewart’s Role by the Time Drew Barrymore Directs the Third Film”
3. Is Twilight Beneath Dakota’s Dignity?

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The dreamy pot dealer from Weeds is now having simulated sex on a live stage starring in the popular Broadway play, Spring Awakening . He’s not nerdy or subversive, but still manages to convincingly “come” of age in everything he does.

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The Best Links:

1. Hunter Continues the Tradition of Playing Rebellious, Frequently Disrobing Heartbreakers
2. Hunter Parrish Would Be A Total Pothead if He Tried the Stuff
3. Gay Guys Love Hunter
4. Watch: Hunter Parrish Teaches You How to Catch a Cougar
5. YouTube - Chelsea Handler Interviews Hunter Parrish
6. YouTube - Hunter Parrish Whistles Weeds Theme - Chance to Win $10,000
7. See Photos and Videos on IMDB
8. Watch: Hunter Parrish Can Actually Sing
9. Hunter Makes His Broadway Debut a Week Early
10. Watch the Video: Hunter Parrish: “I Spend A Lot of Time On My Knees!”

TV BUZZ: The star of hit Nickelodeon show iCarly has a new album out. Even if you’re too old to care about tweens (I’m not), you might find Miranda Cosgrove disarmingly adorable and alluringly cute.

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The Best Links:

1. Miranda Cosgrove feat. Drake Bell Leave It All To Me (Theme from iCarly) Music Video
2. Inane Tidbit: Everyone Made Fun of Miranda’s Quirky Nail Polish at a Pool Party
3. Miranda Cosgrove Pictures
4. Miranda Cosgrove: My Parents ‘Are Kind of Strict’
5. Watch: Chatting with Miranda Cosgrove on the Today Show
6. iCarly - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Listen to iCarly’s Miranda Cosgrove Sing “Stay My Baby”
8. Viacom Bets “iCarly” is Next Tween Queen
9. Download the iCarly EP - I Bought These with My Own Money!
10. Buzz Tagged “tweens” on BuzzFeed
11. Miranda Cosgrove on Wikipedia
12. Interview with Miranda Cosgrove, star of “Drake and Josh” from December 2006
13. Miranda Cosgrove’s Career Heats Up With New Album

Shia LaBeouf says he is “embarrassed” by a video which showed the visibly drunk actor in a slapping contest where he calls an unidentified male a “faggot.” After all those years of sporting the Brian Krakow ‘fro , Shia should have a profound understanding of what embarrassment is.

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The Best Links:

1. Quiz: Are you obsessed with Shia LaBeouf?
2. Calling Guy Homophobic Slurs Is A Great Icebreaker!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The 15-year-old singer/actress is being touted as “the new Miley Cyrus.” Now that Miley’s gone down the wayward path, Disney’s grooming a new bubblegum queen. Advice to Selena: don’t return those phone calls from Vanity Fair !

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1. Disney Star Selena Gomez: I’m Not Feuding With Miley
2. Selena Gomez makes no-sex-before-marriage pledge
3. Pretty Babies: Underage Starlets Sprout From Disney Factory Like Whack-A-Moles
4. Selena Gomez and Mickey Mouse: BFF
5. Is Disney’s Selena Gomez Going to Be the Next Hollywood Trainwreck?
6. See Screens of Selena Gomez in People Magazine
7. Watch Selena Gomez Interview at POTC 3
8. Check Out Photos of Selena aka the New Miley Cyrus
9. Selena Gomez Joins Hollywood Records?
10. Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas: Not Having Sex Together
11. Selena Was On Barney (Video)
12. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Have a Vlog
13. Selena Does A Lot of Things
14. Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas: Not Not Having Sex Together

CULTURE BUZZ: A sixteen year-old boy was arrested and charged with felony terrorism after he attempted to hijack a plane and divert it into a Hannah Montana concert. Check out these photos of Miley Cyrus as a punk rocker ! Scarier than terrorists?

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The Best Links:

1. Terrorist Plot Thwarted!
2. Not Your Typical Party Crashing Teen
3. Sixteen-Year-Olds Should Be Boozing, Getting High…Not Hijacking Planes
4. “Miley Cyrus is Turning Teen Boys Into Criminals”
5. FBI Spokesman Updates News Story
6. Well, She Is Sort of Grating