Vine is a weird place.
Vine is a weird place.
Take a trip down memory lane with these 90s hotties of TV and film. WARNING: Crank up the fan before starting.
The brand’s marketing incorporates the ideas that most American high schoolers believe they will be famous someday and that they use brands to build their identity.
90210, bangs, and trips to TCBY! (via nymag.com)
“I thought everyone from Outkast except Andre 3000 was in prison lol.”
Who is this kid, and why do all of our teenage daughters love him so damn much? Let’s investigate.
You’ll be a mermaid in no time.
Just because the boys are 19–21 doesn’t mean their fans are.
That’s enough, Patrice Wilson.
Was it for AOL Instant Messenger, or Myspace, or maybe some messageboard? No matter what it was for though, I bet it was totally embarrassing and awesome.
It’s 7/11, which means that it’s National Slurpee Day. To celebrate the Official Drink of Teens, here’s a mega list of adolescents drinking Slurpees.
They say they want waxing to become a fun family activity, “like going to the mall.”
Turns out that the company that brought the internet Rebecca Black, Ark Music Factory, has quite a few horrible autotune music videos under their belt. I want to know how CJ Fam went from wanting to be a pop star to hating the life within the span of 30 seconds. Watch Video ›
Twi-hards rejoice! View List ›
Subtitles: “I quit. I quit.” (For the over-30 crowd: “Best New Artist” is determined by fan votes. Thinking you’ll beat Justin Bieber is like believing Edward Cullen will a) become real and b) break-up with Bella for you.) Read More ›
YouTube user Kenneth14132 wants his haters to know that Carrie Mashall is a bitch, and also (at 1:30) that he uses a leopard print hair dryer to achieve his perfectly coiffed look. He also doesn’t quite understand how “hatin’” works as all the “hatin’” comments on the video are his own, posted under his own user name. Watch Video ›
First of all: There’s no such thing as “The Next Bieber.” There is only one Bieber, and Bieber will occupy the number one tween-specific spot in our hearts forever (until his voice breaks). But also, here is the latest Next Bieber for your tween-heartthrob needs. His name is Cody Simpson, and he’s trying really, really, really hard. View List ›
I Kissed A Vampire mixes the auto-tuned pop music and choreography of Glee and High School Musical with the melodramatic allure of Twilight’s vampires and love triangles. I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but…at least the Twilight movies had the decency to be books first. Via ONTD. Watch Video ›
We already know that Justin Bieber has some of the creepiest twitter fans. Here’s a website that chronicles all the desperate, sweet, and creepy things these fans would do to get with Justin Bieber. I cannot emphasize enough that the average age of a Bieber fan is somewhere under 16. WTF. View List ›
My feelings are somewhere between impressed and disturbed. Watch Video ›
Throw your abstinence club cards out the window with these new sex tipz! These are all from my new music video “Baby!” featuring my BFF Ludacriz. View List ›
The teen queen tweeted about scratching her mommy’s scabs in bed. Just goes to show you, you can take the girl out of the deep south, but you can’t take the deep south out of the girl. (Sorry, Southern readers, I didn’t mean to offend you! I love the South, just not the Cyrus compound!) View Image ›
I think her torso stayed the same size. View Image ›
The dreamy pot dealer from Weeds is now having simulated sex on a live stage starring in the popular Broadway play, Spring Awakening. He’s not nerdy or subversive, but still manages to convincingly “come” of age in everything he does. Read More ›
The star of hit Nickelodeon show iCarly has a new album out. Even if you’re too old to care about tweens (I’m not), you might find Miranda Cosgrove disarmingly adorable and alluringly cute. Read More ›
Shia LaBeouf says he is “embarrassed” by a video which showed the visibly drunk actor in a slapping contest where he calls an unidentified male a “faggot.” After all those years of sporting the Brian Krakow ‘fro, Shia should have a profound understanding of what embarrassment is. Watch Video ›
The 15-year-old singer/actress is being touted as “the new Miley Cyrus.” Now that Miley’s gone down the wayward path, Disney’s grooming a new bubblegum queen. Advice to Selena: don’t return those phone calls from Vanity Fair! Read More ›