The teen queen tweeted about scratching her mommy's scabs in bed. Just goes to show you, you can take the girl out of the deep south, but you can't take the deep south out of the girl. (Sorry, Southern readers, I didn't mean to offend you! I love the South, just not the Cyrus compound!)
Celebrity Buzz The young actress will “sink her teeth” (like a vampire, which is a joke) into a role in the sequel to tween sensation Twilight. To be honest, we were so gunning for Pepsi Girl.
Celebrity Buzz The dreamy pot dealer from Weeds is now having simulated sex on a live stage starring in the popular Broadway play, Spring Awakening. He’s not nerdy or subversive, but still manages to convincingly “come” of age in everything he does.
Music Buzz “Bonus Jonas” has become a catchphrase among young adults and teens who are Jonas Brothers fans/detractors, and is also what they call the one Jonas brother that isn’t in the band.
TV Buzz The star of hit Nickelodeon show iCarly has a new album out. Even if you’re too old to care about tweens (I’m not), you might find Miranda Cosgrove disarmingly adorable and alluringly cute.
Shia LaBeouf says he is “embarrassed” by a video which showed the visibly drunk actor in a slapping contest where he calls an unidentified male a “faggot.” After all those years of sporting the Brian Krakow ‘fro, Shia should have a profound understanding of what embarrassment is.
Celebrity Buzz The 15-year-old singer/actress is being touted as “the new Miley Cyrus.” Now that Miley’s gone down the wayward path, Disney’s grooming a new bubblegum queen. Advice to Selena: don’t return those phone calls from Vanity Fair!
Culture Buzz A sixteen year-old boy was arrested and charged with felony terrorism after he attempted to hijack a plane and divert it into a Hannah Montana concert. Check out these photos of Miley Cyrus as a punk rocker! Scarier than terrorists?