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Turns out that the company that brought the internet Rebecca Black, Ark Music Factory, has quite a few horrible autotune music videos under their belt. I want to know how CJ Fam went from wanting to be a pop star to hating the life within the span of 30 seconds.
Another home run from my new favorite band XTReMe PoWer. The guitarist in this video looks like a young John Frusciante. Na-na-na-na!
TV Buzz Subtitles: “I quit. I quit.” (For the over-30 crowd: “Best New Artist” is determined by fan votes. Thinking you'll beat Justin Bieber is like believing Edward Cullen will a) become real and b) break-up with Bella for you.)
YouTube user Kenneth14132 wants his haters to know that Carrie Mashall is a bitch, and also (at 1:30) that he uses a leopard print hair dryer to achieve his perfectly coiffed look. He also doesn't quite understand how “hatin'” works as all the “hatin'” comments on the video are his own, posted under his own user name.
Celebrity Buzz First of all: There's no such thing as “The Next Bieber.” There is only one Bieber, and Bieber will occupy the number one tween-specific spot in our hearts forever (until his voice breaks). But also, here is the latest Next Bieber for your tween-heartthrob needs. His name is Cody Simpson, and he's trying really, really, really hard.
OMG braces… not cool. Ugh! The wax… omg. Apples!! Jon Mayer <33333 Omg. (via boomtisca)
I Kissed A Vampire mixes the auto-tuned pop music and choreography of Glee and High School Musical with the melodramatic allure of Twilight's vampires and love triangles. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but…at least the Twilight movies had the decency to be books first. Via ONTD.
Celebrity Buzz We already know that Justin Bieber has some of the creepiest twitter fans. Here's a website that chronicles all the desperate, sweet, and creepy things these fans would do to get with Justin Bieber. I cannot emphasize enough that the average age of a Bieber fan is somewhere under 16. WTF.
Celebrity Buzz Throw your abstinence club cards out the window with these new sex tipz! These are all from my new music video “Baby!” featuring my BFF Ludacriz.
The teen queen tweeted about scratching her mommy's scabs in bed. Just goes to show you, you can take the girl out of the deep south, but you can't take the deep south out of the girl. (Sorry, Southern readers, I didn't mean to offend you! I love the South, just not the Cyrus compound!)
Celebrity Buzz The young actress will “sink her teeth” (like a vampire, which is a joke) into a role in the sequel to tween sensation Twilight. To be honest, we were so gunning for Pepsi Girl.
Celebrity Buzz The dreamy pot dealer from Weeds is now having simulated sex on a live stage starring in the popular Broadway play, Spring Awakening. He’s not nerdy or subversive, but still manages to convincingly “come” of age in everything he does.
TV Buzz The star of hit Nickelodeon show iCarly has a new album out. Even if you’re too old to care about tweens (I’m not), you might find Miranda Cosgrove disarmingly adorable and alluringly cute.
Shia LaBeouf says he is “embarrassed” by a video which showed the visibly drunk actor in a slapping contest where he calls an unidentified male a “faggot.” After all those years of sporting the Brian Krakow ‘fro, Shia should have a profound understanding of what embarrassment is.
Celebrity Buzz The 15-year-old singer/actress is being touted as “the new Miley Cyrus.” Now that Miley’s gone down the wayward path, Disney’s grooming a new bubblegum queen. Advice to Selena: don’t return those phone calls from Vanity Fair!
Culture Buzz A sixteen year-old boy was arrested and charged with felony terrorism after he attempted to hijack a plane and divert it into a Hannah Montana concert. Check out these photos of Miley Cyrus as a punk rocker! Scarier than terrorists?
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