Perhaps you are in a fight. Perhaps it is someone you haven't spoken to in a long time. Maybe you just started a new job and haven't had the time to talk. Whatever it is, send them a pic of this baby turtle and let them know that you still love them.
Culture Buzz The Chinese government HATES turtles. Are they soulless?
Personally, I think all of these proposed changes are for the better. Why Nintendo hasn’t hired a turtle consultant by now is beyond me.
I don't know who's responsible for this commercial — all I know is that it's brilliant. Don't mess with turtles, folks.
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Some animals have a sixth sense before they’re even born. Scientists are trying to pinpoint the phenomenon of synchronized turtle hatching.
For $2, Brian Spaeth will call a victim of your choosing and pretend to be a turtle. If you're not already convinced that this is the best service known to mankind, be sure to check out the ten best turtlecalls, as selected by the creator.
Politics Buzz The folks over at the Daily Caller can't seem to tell the difference between the Republican Minority Leader and a reptile. What do you think? Here are some image comparisons so you can decide for yourself. Personally, he looks kind of tortoise-y to me.
Culture Buzz These turtles know what you've done, and they're not happy with you.
All I need is 10 seconds of a chicken taking the tortoise taxi and I’m good for the day.
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What happens when your pets use the force…
A tortoise wearing human diapers was found wandering around the Tochigi Prefecture in Japan. I want to say that I’m surprised, but I’m not.
Culture Buzz Ever wonder who they make those little bottles of liquor for? Why Turtles, of course.
Steve Wolfhard has been drawing a series of Comics entitled Turtie Needs Work, about the jobs a turtle will take in a down economy. (via theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com)
Culture Buzz Snapperfest is a brutal “celebration” held annually at the Campshore Campground in Ohio County, Indiana and it needs to be stopped. Innocent snapping turtles are captured, swung by their tails and bashed against the ground as amusement. BuzzFeed, will you help me save some turtles? (via ht.ly)
Now you know what a turtle penis looks like. And you will never ever forget it.
Bookmark this in case all the Fraggle Rock videos somehow get removed from the Internet. Just a suggestion.
Science Buzz Ho. Ly. Crap. Stay the hell OUT of this turtle's personal bubble. (via brain-magazine.com)
Culture Buzz Now with audio from air traffic controllers. Thankfully, there have been no reports of turtle injuries.
This is pretty menacing. But probably appropriate payback for the number of cats who've used turtles as taxis.
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Nothing like a good turtle, parrot turf war.
This bird just doesn't have any tolerance for this turtle getting up in his grill.
Since you might be tempted to think that all turtles are cute all the time, here is a list of 10 angry turtles to remind you that turtles are still just cold-blooded reptiles.
Culture Buzz Ninja Turtles, Sminja Turtles. The '80s were a good decade for turtles of all shapes and sizes. Here are some turtles you might have forgotten. Or not. You wouldn't forget a turtle, would you?
This silly turtle wants to be a hamster. Or he's looking for a more efficient means of travel. Either way, I'm not sure this is going to work out.
Culture Buzz It's tough being a turtle who's in love with a cat. Four years ago, the internet met just such a reptile. Let's see if his romance has fared any better over the years, shall we?