Blade the tortoise is back on the move thanks to one creative vet.
No one. NO. ONE. Is she a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills or a Herpetologist?
Who knew butt fat was a good thing?
“Failures in a half-shell. Turtle power!”
Who do you think the proudest penguin in the world is?
These animals go to astounding lengths.
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Australia is girt by sea. Pics via Tourism Australia’s Instagram.
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What do you think this is? Some sort of game?! Welcome to real life, punk.
What better way to celebrate World Turtle Day than with these cuties?
Sea Life Conservation Fund and friends are raising awareness of turtle conservation. #turtleshellfie
Hey there, Ms. New Booty.
Or the happiest animal in the world?
♫ Slow ride. Take is easy. ♫ (*I realize most of these are tortoises. Spare me, internet commenters).
Gives new meaning to “butterfly kiss.”
NSFW (Not Safe For Wildlife)
Now that’s one good looking reptile. Via AlsBoy.
Turtles are masters of disguise. Just look at these deceptive little creatures.
The San Antonio Zoo welcomed her on June 18.
Ever wonder what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are up to do these days? 30-something Ninja Turtles shows their depressing reality.
Plus a mashup of Anchorman and “Thrift Shop,” the 10 types of Facebook statuses that make you undateable, and gratuitous Lil Bub.
These are videos people actually uploaded to YouTube.