Apparently on Turkey Day, people across the U.S. feel the need to make cakes that look like, you guessed it: turkeys! Why, America? Why? Behold the terrifying results…and be thankful these won't be on your Thanksgiving table.

The Best Links:

1. Jello Turkey Mold Contest
2. Impressionist Cake
3. Unorthodox Turkey Recipes

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A competition to mold turkeys out of unusual substances—this one is made of pumpkin pie and Twinkies. More at the source, including a Matzoh Turkey and a bird made of S'Mores.

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1. Via Boing Boing

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Animals of the world unite in the turbaconducken, a turducken (turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken) wrapped in bacon. The new name kind of sounds like Italian for “heart-attack.” (via Neatorama )

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1. the Turducken

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Link: http://www.butterball.com/tips-how-to...

In charge of the Thanksgiving meal, but don't know the first thing about baking a bird? Sign up for Butterball's Turkey Text Message service that provides advice via texts from “Turkey Talk-Line experts.” Tips will include how to prep and cook a turkey, when to buy and thaw your bird, and an option to instantly connect with a Butterball Expert if the sh*t really hits the fan.

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1. Butterball On the Go

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Link: http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/inde...

PETA has released a gory Flash parody of the popular “Cooking Mama” games to shame people into eating tofurky this Thanksgiving. Play it quick before Nintendo sues them for copyright violations.

The Best Links:

1. Parody Grills Cooking Mama
2. Cooking Mama Cookoff
3. Cooking Mama Kills Animals - Happy Thanksgiving From PETA

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