CELEBRITY BUZZ – “Bonus Jonas my ASS” is the fake diary of forgotten Frankie Jonas. As with Fake Steve Jobs, you don’t need to know much about the real Jonas Brothers to get a kick out of this. Select quotes: “My brother Joe’s always busy practicing taking off his purity ring as fast as possible” and “I like Metallica, Crocs, gettin’ paid, gettin’ laid and getting spayed (kittens only!). JK except for the kittens part!”

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The Best Links:

1. Bonus Jonas My ASS
2. What Would “Mad Men” Characters Do?
3. All the Sad Young Gossip Girls

TECH BUZZ – A site devoted to mocking trend stories by writing new ones. Journalists like to say that three is a trend — find any three people who are doing the same thing/eating the same food/wearing the same color, and you’ve got the basis for a trend piece. This site takes that ridiculous premise and somehow lowers the bar.

The Best Links:

1. “There Are Some Trend Pieces That Only Need One Person.”
2. “Does a fantastic job of skewering the thinly-sourced features familiar to readers of pretty much every major newspaper and newsmagazine out there.”

TECH BUZZ – A blog you can post to via email might rival Tumblr in simplicity. There’s officially no excuse to not have a blog now, no matter how lazy or braindead you are.

The Best Links:

1. Posterous - Home
2. Blogging Gets Minimalist to the Extreme
3. Post to your blog using email…Using WordPress
4. Posterous Beats Tumblr In Simplicity - There’s NO Signup
5. You Can Even Post MP3s, Images, PDFs, Documents
6. Posterous: It’s Like Tumblr Via Email
7. It’s the Easiest Blogging Platform in the World to Use, But What About Security?
8. An Email Magically Turns into a Blog

TECH BUZZ – Jakob Lodwick, Vimeo founder and self-proclaimed Fameball, has said good-bye to Tumblr and “the Social Web.” Will it last? It’s the latest in a long line of “final posts” — Dave Winer, Julia Allison come to mind — that really mean “I’m really upset and I’m taking a break”. We don’t think it will stick, but goodbyes are always fun to read, even if they’re fake.

The Best Links:

1. Lodwick: “I’ve Had Enough”
2. Lodwick’s Farewell Letter
3. Jason Calacanis The Latest Fake Farewell
4. I Quit - The Web and Smoking
5. Jakob’s Mom Agrees: She’s Had Enough, Too
6. Julia Allison Says “She’s Done” (She Wasn’t)
7. Dave Winer Takes A Break! (No, He Doesn’t)
8. Lodwick’s Previous Goodbye

TECH BUZZ – A trenchant look at the microblogging site, described “a blog website for idiots and assholes.” This is actually pretty spot on, once again proving how important a good voice-over is when making a faux-documentary.

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TECH BUZZ – A new blog that visually interprets the subject lines of all the SPAM that clutters your inbox. Oh, so that’s what they meant by “juice!”

The Best Links:

1. Visit Spamblr
2. Spamblr on Thrillist

TECH BUZZ – CollegeHumor was all set to take on Facebook staffers in a beer pong tournament until the social networking site pulled out at the last minute, blaming the forfeit on “legal and PR reasons.” Some might be surprised to learn that web developers would so enthusiastically partake in actual real life competition, but then again, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Steve Jobs in a cage match.

The Best Links:

1. Gawker Says “Challenge!” To CollegeHumor
2. Beer Pong Tournament Isn’t Making Facebook Any Older (And It Probably Should)
3. Facebook Beer Pong Tourney Gets Cancelled, All Bets Are Off
4. Facebook has a prom, too?!
5. Facebook Backed Out of a Beer Pong Tournament Via Tumblr [Remove Friend, Please]
6. “But What Are We Going to Do With These Awesome Balls?”

TV BUZZ – A blog devoted to bringing you each day’s Final Jeopardy question, one video at a time. Why does everyone bet so much on the Final Jeopardy question?

The Best Links:

1. Final Jeopardy - Every Day’s Final Jeopardy
2. A New Way to Waste Your Day at Work, One Final Jeopardy at a Time
3. “God Bless Red Lasso”