A single-serving blog featuring gifs of just three frames from a film. Word of advice to the creators: you might also want to buy seizureparty.com, too. Or at least put up a disclaimer.
http://www.stuffmygirlfriendsays.com/
This guy keeps track of all his girlfriend's pithy witticisms. For instance, on the topic of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: “When they have sex it must look like a spider-monkey trying to hump a rhino.”
http://diablocodysstarwars.tumblr.com/
An experiment exploring what Star Wars would be like had it been written by Diablo Cody, the screenwriter responsible for Juno and Jennifer's Body.
Three Frames is a website that takes 3 frames from a movie and loops them. Why? Who knows? (via Geekologie)
http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/
Single serving site of the day. You know, just because you are a new parent doesn't entitle you to do and say inappropriate stuff on facebook.
Since I'm recently all about the creepy, why not continue my streak. Today's venture, Crappy Taxidermy, teaches you to properly bury your animals in your backyard and leave well enough alone.
Today's Tumblr-freude: A series of photos that underscore the importance of smiling. Shiny happy people. Holding hands.
A Tumblr blog dedicated to people with a cookie on their shoulder. Damn that out-of-reach cookie and its close proximity to my mouth!
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/
Why not, right? “Becuz bath time is boring”, “becuz the empire waist is back”, “becuz Juno is your favorite movie evr” Duh.
Culture Buzz Here is a system, courtesy of Tumblr Liana, to devise an exotic name worthy of an NPR show (like Nina Totenberg or Renita Jablonski). Add your middle initial to your first name, then tack on the smallest foreign town you have ever visited. I am Amandak St. Milo, and I will be hosting a variety show/Tim Riggins Appreciation hour. Tune in tomorrow at 5.
A blog dedicated to collecting the nerdiest, dorkiest, geekiest picture that appeared in your yearbook (or maybe shouldn't have.) Former AV Club members rejoice! You're among friends.
A new internet service that gets straight to the point, by letting you speak with a stranger. Isn't that essentially what the web is for? Say hi! And if you're asked for your A/S/L, tell a parent.
http://wowdemoblog.tumblr.com/
Rejected country music demos: a wonderful new Tumblr. It turns out, “Walkin' After Midnight” sounds extra-awesome with a little help from Auto-Tune.
Veronica Belmont starts a new mini-blog: The Vintage Web. Click the image for more classic web sites. God I miss scrolling frames.
Tech Buzz Much like Facebook changing their TOS (though for very, very different reasons), Tumblr has launched a mini-controversy after suspending five users due to recent changes in their community policy. The five removed accounts were each devoted to reblogging and mocking other people's posts. Should users who regularly abuse/harass/mock other users be allowed to stay in the community or banned? Or is it exactly the plethora of voices that makes a community strong and vibrant?
If you're one of those people who think that dinosaurs and robots should get together more often, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots is the perfect Tumblelog for you.
Perfect for your next Tumblr meetup. Or your Tumblog-cum-stickerbook. Has no one started that yet?
http://asleeponthesubway.tumblr.com/
Good luck falling asleep on the subway now, suckers! A new Tumblr has sprouted up full of pictures taken of people sleeping on the subway. They're just exposing the dozing.
http://whoopiwhoopi.tumblr.com/
Honeychild, it's a fake Tumblr in which Whoopi Goldberg microblogs using language and references only she could come up with, baby, including a reference to that time when her then-boyfriend Ted Danson wore blackface. Now if only we could find Barbara Walters's old Diaryland account…
http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/
A personal blog of an avid Craigslist Adventurer named Adrian Chen, who responds to some of the odder Craigslist adverts on the web, and shares the ensuing emails, phone calls, and discussions. From rabbit cages to kittens addicted to cookie dough, leg modeling to Presidential election-watching with a prostitute in Paris, Craiglisting tries it all.