It’s #EggplantFriday y’all!
It’s #EggplantFriday y’all!
Also known as “flying while brown.”
Kahler Nygard, 22, was asked to step aside for screening of his “body and bags” after his flight from Minneapolis landed in Denver. A TSA official said the incident is under review.
Powerless devices will not be permitted onboard aircrafts with direct flights to the United States from select overseas airports.
Uploaded to Facebook and titled, “TSA struggles.”
An important breaking news question from CNN’s Brooke Baldwin.
After being interrogated for hours, and cleared to fly by the TSA, the data scientist was grounded by JetBlue. They thought he was a Muslim.
Let the wookie win.
It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Some want more restrictions, some want fewer — but almost no one is satisfied. “It is a nonsensical policy,” Rep. Markey says.
More like Gerard BUTTler.
TSA’s updated guidelines will allow you to carry on things like small blades and pool sticks.
The TSA is apparently wise to the old “tape a bunch of sharp objects to your tablet” trick.
Anything to improve the airport experience is A-OK with me.
Turn the other cheek. This is John E. Brennan, and he converts airport screenings into acts of civil disobedience by putting the “body” back into “full body search.” Here he is yesterday at the Portland International Airport. Because of course this was in Portland.
Because, you know, the pump might have been a bomb. Or something.
Libertarian captions courtesy of Paul’s fans.
He’s fine with airport security.
Adds it to the list of government agencies to abolish. Rand, meanwhile, is no longer being held in Nashville.
All those pennies really add up. What happens to the nearly half a million dollars left behind at security checkpoints annually?
TSA agents write the darndest notes! Hopefully if this is legit that employee remains anonymous lest he lose his job.
You can’t stop The Blitz.
The TSA is going to begin using new screening software that will no longer be able to digitally undress airline passengers while they are receiving a body scan. Below is a picture of the new process that features a generic human outline on the security screen rather than your own naked flesh. (via reuters.com) View List ›
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Bringing us one step closer to “Minority Report”, the TSA’s “behavior detection officers” are now on the lookout for “anyone who displays arrogance or expresses contempt for the screening process.” By this logic, pretty much everyone’s a terrorist. View Media ›
Oh Big Brother, you so hilarious. But seriously, so bitching about getting
molested pattted down is an indicator that you’ve got a bomb strapped to your chest? And not that, I don’t know, you’re irritated about some chick in rubber gloves getting to second base without even buying you dinner first?
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The TSA, still winning hearts and minds.
Felt more like fondling than frisking.