Dress codes, toilet lines and champagne good times.
Dress codes, toilet lines and champagne good times.
We live in a beautiful world. It’s just…kinda gross sometimes.
Plus the lowdown on oil pulling, random people scream celebrity tweets on the street, and Jamie Lynn Spears’s mom decides that she’ll wear a bridal gown to her daughter’s wedding, too.
Meet Diamond, the stripper behind the giant pile of money.
It starts out bad, but oh my god, it somehow keeps getting worse.
It’s a froyo chain from New Jersey and their tagline is “Frozen yogurt - that’s hot.”
What in Kardashian-inspired hell is this sketch? Something to do with a girl group singing to “Dreamgirls,” but I’m not laughing… (via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)
This girl is upset because someone made her dump out her alcohol when in a public restroom so now she won’t have any for her holiday formal. Merry Christmas to drunk girls everywhere! (via thrillist.tumblr.com)
Nothing quite says “Happy Birthday” than your mom verbally harassing you on film so you can remember how terrible your 13th birthday was.
A collaboration with his protege, Hot Rod, cleverly/subtly/allegorically/poetically titled “Osama bin Laden is Dead.” It’s got a sick beat for dancing away your humanity. Just wait for the awesome Charlie Sheen break down. Trust me, you’ll be humming this as it drives you to stick your head in the oven. Watch Video ›
If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater, then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We’ll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, “driving a manual.” Seriously though…twice in one week? View List ›
Rutgers University holds an annual music festival and street party called Rutgersfest. Here is one example as to why the New Brunswick Police Director calls it “the worst thing of the year.” There were also four shootings during the event. Welcome to New Jersey! Watch Video ›
Charlie Sheen hulks out at the second, supposedly-not-quite-as-terrible night of his My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. Lookin’ pretty fit for a 45-year-old crazy person. More over at Celebuzz. View List ›
Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn’t have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston. View List ›
In a passage that wasn’t published in his new book, author and journalist Neil Strauss recounts a run-in he had with Paris Hilton in which she admitted she “can’t stand black guys.” The whole exchange is pretty jaw-dropping. And if you didn’t pick it up from the “Saving Private Ryan” hint, they’re talking about Vin Diesel. View List ›
The Situation’s comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from “Leprechaun.” Y’know, because it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Shut up. View List ›
It’s been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let’s unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting! View Media ›
Surveillance footage of a brawl in a Los Angeles Mexican restaurant, refried with a Street Fighter soundtrack. Would you like your tacos soft shell or hard ass? Watch Video ›
Is this man an urban folk hero or a feces-flinging psychopath? You be the adjudicator! Always pick up after your dog. Or else. Watch Video ›
Yes, this is real. And, hearkening back to the glory days of awful porno title puns, it’s called “The King’s Piece.” Don’t worry, the trailer is safe for work. Watch Video ›
A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don’t have any idea what they’re saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don’t really care. Watch Video ›
A feminist political activism organization in the Ukraine, Femen stages street protests against everything from sex tourism to Silvio Berlusconi. These protests are almost always topless. Solidarity. Get these ladies to Wisconsin! View List ›
The Supreme Court ruled that the anti-gay demonstrations of the Westboro Baptist Church, including picketing military funerals, were protected by the First Amendment. Here are some other folks exercising their First Amendment rights by paying homage to Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps. These are the handful circulating around the internet that aren’t X-rated. View List ›
TMZ unearthed this text from last week, sent by Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller, detailing how he wanted to “execute” his manager, Mark Burg. Charlie Sheen is winning (at being a creepy person)! View Image ›
Kanye West posted this photo on Twitter with the statement, “Set off the metal detectors with the Swag.” The TSA was calling in dump trucks and still stripping him of swag as of presstime. Just kidding. We don’t have a presstime. We’re the internet! View Image ›
From last night in London, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas get into a scuffle with a paparazzo. There are, of course, photos. They’re both so beautiful when they’re angry. More over at PopEater. View List ›
Obesity epidemic? What obesity epidemic? We’re going to need three ketchups for all of those White Kasuls. Also, get some cerail for desert. View Image ›
With Ron Jeremy as The Penguin! Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. Watch Video ›
From the Twitter account of Jeff Cox, Indiana’s Deputy Attorney General. How charming, especially from a prominent politician. Unsurprisingly, he was recently fired. View List ›